Hot Desires

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Summary: Very wrong things
Review: As you'd pretty much expect from a movie titled "Hot Desires", there's more than a few very wrong things goin' down on-- er, in this production. Like the sad attempts at acting, for example. the principals' only apparent thespian talent is the ability to get naked with gusto and appearing to (ahem) enjoy their simulated "private time". But then, you're not watchin' this for the acting anyway, now are you? Don't you lie to me...

Another very wrong thing about this flick is the plot, which isn't so much a plot as it is filler between the several-minutes-long boink scenes. Something about a hot couple cheating on each other with other hot people at some beach resort...I think. The only thing missing in this Spectravision wanna-be is the usual 'girl-on-girl-action-in-a-bathtub/shower' scene (I guess the director thought a lipstick lezzie scene wasn't classy enough for this production). However, they did throw in a sequence featuring the philandering missus doin' a little reef-diving with her surfer-dude boy-toy whilst wearing nothing but flippers, a diving mask, a snorkel... and a couple of silicone-enhanced flotation devices, heh. Now if that ain't pushing the artistic envelope, I don't know what is...

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