Rating: Summary: You've might have a problem if Misty doesn't entice you here Review: agree with the other reviewers, the girls other then Misty are ugly, but the only reason you byt I Misty Mundae film is to see Misty Mundae strip, and make act like a little brat, with her angelic and young looking face. I wacked off 3 times in one viewing!!! Here she takes a shower(whack off #1), then she bends over to look at a book, and you get a great view up that skirt, and oops she forgot to put panties on(whack off #2)!, then she gropes a Mummy and the mummy gropes back, then she kisses an unattractive fat girl, but who cares, eye are always on misty(we get to see her play with herself, and a nice buttview). Then she eroticly gets dressed into thigh highs, and stockings(whack off #3), which is something Bettie Page did often in films. Misty has such an innocent look, unlike a raunchy girl. She looks like a girl next door type, and very innocent, which makes it all the more enticing when she says things like "Daddy's Gonna Spank me hard," in a rich society girls accent. This dvd is a dream come true for someone who wants to see an innocent and fresh faced girl naked and in short skirtts and high heels, a fetishists delight! Misty looks like a 1940's/50's retro pin-up girl. In fact this film seems like it's supposed to be early 50's! Loads(literally, 3 loads) of fun!!! MasterB. Gives it 5 Stars, and 5 Hard-ons
Rating: Summary: THIS IS MINDY'S BEST? Review: Every other review here rants about how this is the ultimate Misty Mundae film. If that's my understanding, I don't need to see any more of them. Don't get me wrong. I'm a Misty fan. But I really have some issues with Seduction Cinema.
First off, the "feature" is only about a half hour long. And the tacked on "Vibrating Maid" short is only about 20 minutes. And being Seduction Cinema, the other women in these features are both absolutely hideous. TThe fat maid has sagging breasts and nipples that are as big as dinner plates. The woman in the Mummy short just stands there in a bad harem outfit and rubs her breasts. Ooooh, I'm (yawn) getting...so...horny....
And you know, Seduction might be part of their name, but it isn't part of the execution. You see beautiful Misty climbing out of bed with a thong on. Now, I don't know about you, but I'd like to see a little thong shot. Nope, off they go. This happens all the time in SC films. Beautiful lingerie? Quick, get it off before someone enjoys it!
And whoever operates the camera must've been given the instructions "Don't bother shooting the good stuff from an angle you can see". Misty is in a short skirt writhing on the Mummy's face. Where's the camera? In front of her, not behind where you could enjoy it. And the mummy is just a joke. His "unit" is all wrapped up. And Misty goes down on it! What a waste. And anything kinky you might get out of this shot is pointless since the camera is on the other side of the room.
I must admit though, this is the first SC feature I've seen that shows women getting off on things other than their nipples being played with (a problem in all other SC films I've seen).
Whatever crappy bits of plot they come up with always end up eating up major screen time! It's obvious they know the stories are crap. They don't even try to compensate for it with good nookie! I'd be willing to pay more for this films if they promised to show some actual smut. I like soft-core stuff, but most of their films don't even qualify. The movies are so bad they would make Joe Bob Briggs puke. There's never more than a minutes worth of spankable material in ANY SC film. If you don't agree, go jack off to Animal Planet or something, because you obviously have no idea what "erotic" means.
Misty needs to leave these talentless bastards behind.
Rating: Summary: The GREATEST Misty Mundae film! Review: I agree with the other reviewers, the girls other then Misty are ugly, but the only reason you byt I Misty Mundae film is to see Misty Mundae strip, and make act like a little brat, with her angelic and young looking face. I wacked off 3 times in one viewing!!! Here she takes a shower(whack off #1), then she bends over to look at a book, and you get a great view up that skirt, and oops she forgot to put panties on(whack off #2)!, then she gropes a Mummy and the mummy gropes back, then she kisses an unattractive fat girl, but who cares, eye are always on misty(we get to see her play with herself, and a nice buttview). Then she eroticly gets dressed into thigh highs, and stockings(whack off #3), which is something Bettie Page did often in films. Misty has such an innocent look, unlike a raunchy girl. She looks like a girl next door type, and very innocent, which makes it all the more enticing when she says things like "Daddy's Gonna Spank me hard," in a rich society girls accent. This dvd is a dream come true for someone who wants to see an innocent and fresh faced girl naked and in short skirtts and high heels, a fetishists delight! Misty looks like a 1940's/50's retro pin-up girl. In fact this film seems like it's supposed to be early 50's! Loads(literally, 3 loads) of fun!!! MasterB. Gives it 5 Stars, and 5 Hard-ons
Rating: Summary: Wow is she ever lusty in thsi or what! Review: I have seen a lot of Misty Mundae films, and this is by far my favorite. The 18 year old actress prances around in short and tight mini skirts, bends over, and gives us upskirt shots(& she ain't wearin no underwaer, so we get to see all the goods!!!). In 90 percent of the film she's topless. I must admid the costars which are all females are ugly, but that only makes Misty more enticing...takes a long shower(without wetting her hair!). The bonus is at the end, when she eroticly dresses, into retro lingerie, reminding us of another striptease from another era, Miss Betty Paige. Mundae will appeal to fans of girls who look younger, and who have an innocent looking face. It's great when she says stuff liek I'm always a good girl Daddy! The other feature is just so-so, she interacts with an UGLY as heck maid, but the main reason for thsi is the Mummy flick and a scene of Poetic Seduction, where Misty makes out with a guy on a bed, and we get some more upskirt shots, in white panties OOOHHH!!! An 18 year old Misty!!! Also there are some great outtakes from teh Mummy film, where Misty goofs up and even blows us some rasberry's. So put this dvd on next time you are alone and dateless, get a box of tissues and some vasoline...
Rating: Summary: Wow is she ever lusty in thsi or what! Review: I have seen a lot of Misty Mundae films, and this is by far my favorite. The 18 year old actress prances around in short and tight mini skirts, bends over, and gives us upskirt shots(& she ain't wearin no underwaer, so we get to see all the goods!!!). In 90 percent of the film she's topless. I must admid the costars which are all females are ugly, but that only makes Misty more enticing...takes a long shower(without wetting her hair!). The bonus is at the end, when she eroticly dresses, into retro lingerie, reminding us of another striptease from another era, Miss Betty Paige. Mundae will appeal to fans of girls who look younger, and who have an innocent looking face. It's great when she says stuff liek I'm always a good girl Daddy! The other feature is just so-so, she interacts with an UGLY as heck maid, but the main reason for thsi is the Mummy flick and a scene of Poetic Seduction, where Misty makes out with a guy on a bed, and we get some more upskirt shots, in white panties OOOHHH!!! An 18 year old Misty!!! Also there are some great outtakes from teh Mummy film, where Misty goofs up and even blows us some rasberry's. So put this dvd on next time you are alone and dateless, get a box of tissues and some vasoline...
Rating: Summary: I love Misty Mundae, But COME ON PEOPLE!!!!!!!!! Review: It is my duty to let all of you know that this production, (not long enough to be called a movie.)is probably the worst Alternative Cinemas I have ever seen. It lacks the satirical humor that the others have. The mummy is more attractive than Misty Mundae's co-star, both in the tomb, and in the vibrating maid. Although Misty does stay topless pretty much throughout, I still wouldnt recomend this flick to even a die hard Misty Mundae fan. There is only one good part where she bends over in a mini skirt with no panties. But honestly, its still NOT WORTH buying the movie, its a brief second and not a good shot. Check out Playmate of The Apes, for Misty and good Alternative cinema fun, or Dr. Jekyll & Mistress Hyde. But don't spend you money on this one. Rent it or borrow it. PLEASE!!!
Rating: Summary: Even Misty fans will find this one disappointing Review: Lust in the Mummy's Cave is a weird little film. There's a mummy, there seems to be a good helping of lust, but there is no tomb to be found anywhere. Misty Mundae adopts an English accent to play the young and "innocent" daughter of some kind of scientist. When her father leaves her a note telling her to stay away from his study, she naturally heads right in there. What she finds is a mummy lying on the floor. There are two distinctive things about this particular mummy. First, the mummy cloth is incredibly clean and bright to be a couple of thousand years old; second, he is obviously pretty darn well-endowed for a mummy. Misty starts "playing" with him at which point an Egyptian woman who turns out to be an unattractive Cleopatra steps out of the corner and watches the scene. The mummy is her eternal lover, and he will be reawakened if Misty manages to satisfy herself (if you know what I mean). The mummy indeed comes to life, chases Misty around the house a while, and then sort of unravels himself into oblivion. Without her eternal lover, Cleopatra makes her own special request of Misty, and that request is granted. I can't even call this a movie really, as it is only 40 minutes long and has no real end-instead, it seems as if the cameraman just quit shooting at some point. We start out watching Misty loll around on the bed awhile, then we watch her take a shower. Then the lust and mummy business gets taken care of. Here's what gets me: the end of the movie features Misty putting on her clothes; you don't see an ending like that every day in the erotic B-movie genre. This movie would almost make more sense if you watched it backwards. Both the DVD and video also include a 26-minute featurette called The Vibrating Maid. There's not much to tell here. Misty, once again playing the role of a young British girl, hears something akin to a weed eater in an adjacent room, gets up to see what it is, and finds the maid entertaining herself in the closet. She promises not to tell her daddy what she has seen if the maid will show her exactly what she was doing. That's pretty much it. This is an item only Misty Mundae fans should have any interest in because it is quite inconsequential; without her, it would have zero value whatsoever. My advice to any potential viewers is to concentrate on Misty because her co-stars in each feature have almost nothing to offer.
Rating: Summary: what a honey babe Review: she looks so crycy and young in this, she showers and we get to see everything here!!! Misty BEST
Rating: Summary: Great dvd, LOADS of bonus featurettes and clips Review: This dvd feature Misty at her lustiest showing full on budity 90% of the film and even a nude upskirt(NO PANTIES), the ABSOLUTE most Misty has ever shown up previously. She tramples around in mini skirts and skimpy outfits, speaking in a society girl voice. One of the great lines in the film is when Misty says in her society rich teen girl voice "Oh, Daddy, you know I'm always a good girl" Great stuff with a full 20 minute featurette and half a dozen featurettes(almost as much as teh entire dvd "Girl Seduction", featuring a great clip of Misty making out with some guy in a abandon house, she's a SO young here, and very PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rating: Summary: Great dvd, LOADS of bonus featurettes and clips Review: This dvd feature Misty at her lustiest showing full on budity 90% of the film and even a nude upskirt(NO PANTIES), the ABSOLUTE most Misty has ever shown up previously. She tramples around in mini skirts and skimpy outfits, speaking in a society girl voice. One of the great lines in the film is when Misty says in her society rich teen girl voice "Oh, Daddy, you know I'm always a good girl" Great stuff with a full 20 minute featurette and half a dozen featurettes(almost as much as teh entire dvd "Girl Seduction", featuring a great clip of Misty making out with some guy in a abandon house, she's a SO young here, and very PERKY!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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