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Rating: Summary: Emmanuelle Sex (6) Review: Emmanuelle 6, stars (I use that word loosely) Natalie Uher, a former Playboy Playmate of the Month in September 1984 (German magazine edition). Maybe I should say Natalie Uher has the lead role. Yeah that's better. Now does Natalie take off her clothes? Is there a terrorist in Iraq? Not only does she romp around in the buff but several other well endowed ladies do as well. No that's not the bad part. That's the good part, the only good part.
Duh Plot
I'd say they borrowed the plot from The Bourne Idenity except Emmanulle 6 came first. It's seems after being lost in Amazonia (yes Amazonia)for a couple weeks Emmanuelle mysteriously turns up and guess what? She has amnesia. It seems Emmanulle, a model and about four other lovely lasses were in Amazonia for a swim suit shoot. I can see why they'd go to Amazonia, can't you? Maybe next year they'd go to Antartica.
Emmanuelle and her cadre board a large passenger ship for a journey up the Amazon River to wherever the hell they're going have their shoot. Emmanuelle and the other girls each has a stateroom on a portion of the ship where men are supposed to be forbidden but apparently not the First Mate who enters her stateroom and tries to rape Emmanulle. He almost succeeds but he's suddenly knocked silly by the scantily clad Indian girl who was hiding in Emmanulle's large trunk. Oh didn't I tell you about her?
She escaped from a slave market and hid from her pursuers in the trunk which was then carried on board. Makes sense right? Well stay tuned wait til I tell you what Emmanuelle does to get even with the First Mate who tried to rape her. Does she report him to the Captain? No! Does she go after him with a gun? No! She knows he's following her so she goes into the depths of the ship, the boiler room and seduces one of the sweaty, bare chested, muscular workers. Boy she showed him!
Well, this is getting too long so here's a condensed version of the rest. It seems the First Mate in conjunction with others has a plan to capture the models and sell them into slavery (as sex toys), so he leads the girls and their official protector (?) into captivity at the ranch of the mate's partner. Now, the Indian girl, who was following the party, knows what's going on, since she's been down this road, so she goes and get's some Indian friends to help.
It's now the night of the big Sex Slave Sale of the Year and four or five seedy alleged bidders are ogling over the goodies, while the auctioneer, who reminds me of Willie Nelson, is fawning over some of the fully naked babes.
If I remember right the auction is being held in a building and the rescuers (the Amazon Indians) are outside with their poison darts. Here's where I learned something. I didn't know poison darts could go through walls and windows, did you? Well, they not only did, but these guys were good, they didn't miss a shot and in all the excitement Emmanuelle's little Indian friend leads her out.
There is a little more but I'm sure you get the picture.
Duh Conclusion
As I said earlier, the flick's only redeeming quality was a substantial supply of T&A, so if that's all you want, you get that, in spades and it's obvious that that's all the producers wanted to deliver and they did.
However, if you, like me, expect your sexual romps to make sense, to have a modicum of a story, I would pass on this farce.
Final Rating; 1 1/2 stars
Please Note: Though this is not true pornography and there is no discernable swearing, it does contain lots of nudity (bless them) and suggestive scenes, therefore I cannot recommend this movie for children under thirty.
Rating: Summary: Definitely one of the best of the Emmanuele series. Review: Excellent music and beautiful photography, plus some surprisingly erotic camera work.
Rating: Summary: Another Big Disappointment Review: Have you ever watched a movie and knew YOU could have made the movie so much better if YOU had been the Director? This is the movie I'm writing about! It is true that Nathalie Uher is the most beautiful Emmanuelle yet but the story falls so short of being very erotic. Yes you do see her naked and she has a bit of acting talent...but the Original Emmanuelle movie was so much more exciting and more erotic with the smaller breasted Sylvia Kristel as the star. In this film Emmanuelle travels with several female models into the Amazon jungle for a photo shoot. They are captured by a local drug lord and the women are delivered to a "Slave Auction". You probably can now imagine a great scene where the young women ,bound and gagged are stripped nude before a circle of panting, aroused male bidders, but it never happens! An ending for this film shows our heroine wallowing alone on a plowed field of bare earth. I can think of several ways to end this boring saga...but having the lady writhing around in dirt is not one of them. Save your money and buy something like the Original film "Emmanuelle" with Sylvia Kristel or perhaps the American film "Nine and 1/2 Weeks".
Rating: Summary: What was really this movie about??? Review: I won't repeat here the same things that other reviewers have said, as I totally agree with them. This movie has several boring parts, and the main character (Emmanuelle) is wasted all way long. Everybody watching this movie could expect more real action with Emmanuelle, but she only plays some nude shots, and that's all. Disappointing! The worse of this film, is its ending. When you see Emmanuelle fingering on the bare dirt, you would expect her to remember the last part of her journey, but then the credits start to roll!! So, you wonder, what really happened to her in the jungle?? What is this movie about? What kind of ending is that?? All the movie is about Emmanuelle remembering her (forgotten) traumatic experience in the Amazon jungle. But it seems you'll miss the best part since she doesn't finish recalling her memories, so this movie is a monumental fraud. What really happened to Emmanuelle in the jungle? We'll never know... this really sucks!
Rating: Summary: One of the best... Review: Natalie Uher is nothing but absolutely stunning in this late 80s erotic classic. The story line is OK but there is obvious direction to show naked women, but what else would you expect? Natalie Uher is stunning and although there are quite a few scenes in which Uher bares it all, the film could have scored 5/5 by showing a little more, in my opinion. If your reason for watching this film is solely for viewing the scantily-clad 'Euro-babe', then you may be disapointed by the few scenes but it kicks off from the start with a Natalie returning from a swim in the nude. The other significant scene comes when Natalie shows us everything as she takes a naked dip in the amazon river.
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