Box

Rating:
Summary: Are we there yet?
Review: *sigh*. Okay, I am giving this thing 2 stars because in a weekend of watching awful movies, this has the distinction of being the "lesser of two evils". First, the movie is about 90 minutes long. You will watch the ENTIRE first hour of this movie, and still have no idea what the hell "the box" has to do with the title of this movie. The production value and storyline are okay, but it drags and drags. I was surprised to see Brad Dourif in this, his career was always hit-n-miss. He wasn't too bad in this, but he was a minor character. The overall plot revolves around a recently paroled convict and a waitress with a drug dealing ex-husband and all the fun and magic that happens when they get together. Finally at minute 65, into this mess, we realize "the box" contains... MONEY! (like you'd expect anything less? not really a spoiler is it?) Its drug dealing money... ohhhh.. ahhhhh. Alright, enough sarcasm. Look I rented this and invited friends over to goof on it, instead they passed out waiting for it to end. That about sums this up.