Boarding School

Rating:
Summary: Buy the DVD...
Review: Enjoy the precious few seconds of Nastassja Kinski prancing around in the buff, then use the DVD as a beer coaster. Preferably, German beer. Because only those zany Germans could have made a movie this bad.

Rating:
Summary: Worst Movie EVER
Review: If you are looking for a low quality grainy movie that looks like it was found in a dumpster this is the DVD for you. The "plot" is terrible, there is little nudity, and the image and sound quality are just quite poor. I highly recommend against purchasing this DVD unless you need spare DVD cases or a coaster.