Smash Cuts! Totally Twisted Shorts Fest

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Summary: SMASHCUTS ROCKS!
Review: "SMASHCUTS" is a blast! You gotta buy this DVD for your next beer bash! Discover this now! These short films rock! I don't know how these guys did it, but they collected the BEST and MOST TWISTED short films of the past few years. These are not cheezeball film student shorts, these are made by actual Hollywood filmmakers who have a serious and TWISTED passion for what they do. I laughed so hard my neighbor, Bill Barnswick (loser!) called the cops! I'm not kidding...My friend, Gil, blew pizza out his nose half way through this thing. The best part about this FREAKY DVD is that the weirdest film, "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" is totally TRUE!!! "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" alone is worth the purchase. But it would be unfair to just point out "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" because there are so many other INTENSED short films on this thing. The last two shorts, "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" and "SUNDAY'S GAME" will leave you totally NUMB! Do not watch them alone. "THE HANGNAIL" is beyond insane. You also get to see these freaks talk about their films at the end of the DVD...tenaciousdave

Rating:
Summary: SMASHCUTS ROCKS!
Review: "SMASHCUTS" is a blast! You gotta buy this DVD for your next beer bash! Discover this now! These short films rock! I don't know how these guys did it, but they collected the BEST and MOST TWISTED short films of the past few years. These are not cheezeball film student shorts, these are made by actual Hollywood filmmakers who have a serious and TWISTED passion for what they do. I laughed so hard my neighbor, Bill Barnswick (loser!) called the cops! I'm not kidding...My friend, Gil, blew pizza out his nose half way through this thing. The best part about this FREAKY DVD is that the weirdest film, "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" is totally TRUE!!! "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" alone is worth the purchase. But it would be unfair to just point out "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" because there are so many other INTENSED short films on this thing. The last two shorts, "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" and "SUNDAY'S GAME" will leave you totally NUMB! Do not watch them alone. "THE HANGNAIL" is beyond insane. You also get to see these freaks talk about their films at the end of the DVD...tenaciousdave

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Summary: Take the $ and give it to charity.
Review: I unfortunately bought this DVD along with its companion, "Super Sci-Fi Shorts Fest", so I got taken for twice the money. Unless you are a film student and you need a lesson on how NOT to write short films, do not purchase this item. There was only one very interesting (though a bit gross) piece on the whole disk. The rest were juvenile at best, incompetent at worst. I usually enjoy the often bizarre entries to film festivals, but these were poorly done and was reminiscent of behavior found in the junior high school boys room. It is, however, better than the "Sci-Fi Shorts" DVD, but only because that one was just SO bad. Do yourself a favor and skip this one.

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Summary: A must have in your DVD collection!
Review: This DVD has become our house favorite...I show it to everyone who comes over! "Crime Scene Cleaners" was so incredible I had to check out how to get it in full-length documentary...I found it at www.furiouslove.com. And if you think this was great...wait until you see some of the outrageous clips on that site! My favorite's in addition to "Crime Scene Cleaners" were "Dinosaur Project" and "Drunk in Public".....AMAZING!

I'm 36 and my father (62) and I have watched CSC like 5 times.....the soundtrack is awesome and the scenes have us switching from laughing hysterically to jaws dropping on the floor! I've never seen anything that could beat this incredible documentary.... I walk around quoting lines from the company CEO...in one hilarious scene he's describing how much he hates maggots at a crime scene while eating in a diner. He then stops mid-sentence and asks the waitress for "ketchup"......I was in tears I was laughing so hard.

I'd get the full length version at www.furiouslove.com. Best $$ I've ever spent!

Rating:
Summary: TOTALLY PSYCHO!!!
Review: This stuff is crazy...But I loved it! It's weird, but you'll laugh. It's not too artsy and it's not too offensive, but buckle up when you watch it, cuz it's that totally twisted animation stuff come to life!!! Oh, and "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" is totally twisted AND TRUE! You won't believe it. You won't be sorry if you buy this one...

Rating:
Summary: TOTALLY PSYCHO!!!
Review: This stuff is crazy...But I loved it! It's weird, but you'll laugh. It's not too artsy and it's not too offensive, but buckle up when you watch it, cuz it's that totally twisted animation stuff come to life!!! Oh, and "CRIME SCENE CLEANERS" is totally twisted AND TRUE! You won't believe it. You won't be sorry if you buy this one...