Ultrachrist!

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Summary: Toothless "satire"
Review: A "Jesus" with a whiny Brooklyn accent arrives nude in New York City (a'la "The Terminator") and has trouble getting his message to today's youth. So he puts on a spandex superhero costume and fights Jim Morrison, Dracula, Hitler and a guy in a Richard Nixon rubber mask. Then he changes the commandments to encourage casual sex to gain converts.

Let me state that I am far from religious and love a good satire, like "Election" or "American Psycho". This is too dumb and scatological to be satire. The video and audio (especially) are sub-porno quality. If you ARE deeply religious you may be offended, otherwise you will be very bored. Check out "The Life of Brian" for a religious satire with bite.

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Summary: changed my life
Review: i always had trouble believing that jesus could do all that was said of him in that book...but thanks to Ultrachrist, i'm a true believer in the man in the spandex.

the entire movie was fantastic, but when jesus says, "the crucifix is the symbol for christianity? i hated that thing, OUCH!" i lost it...ranks up there with citizen kane for greatest movies ever.

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Summary: Who expected it to be ... sweet??
Review: I picked up this movie expecting a puerile Kevin Smith-style hatchet job. The surprise is ... this is not toilet humor. It's actually a very sweet movie that cares about its characters and the moral dilemmas they face.

That said, it still delivers plenty of silliness, blasphemy, laughs, sex humor and gratuitous musical numbers. I even found the cheap low-budget look charming -- it feels like a labor of love. Some fun extras, too. A real find!

Rating:
Summary: Who expected it to be ... sweet??
Review: I picked up this movie expecting a puerile Kevin Smith-style hatchet job. The surprise is ... this is not toilet humor. It's actually a very sweet movie that cares about its characters and the moral dilemmas they face.

That said, it still delivers plenty of silliness, blasphemy, laughs, sex humor and gratuitous musical numbers. I even found the cheap low-budget look charming -- it feels like a labor of love. Some fun extras, too. A real find!

Rating:
Summary: Funk, Faith and Fun
Review: Smart and hilarious, this future cult-classic will make you laugh, think, and laugh again. Really great stuff...

Rating:
Summary: Funk, Faith and Fun
Review: This movie is amazing. I saw it at the Philidelphia Video Festival last year. Jesus comes back to fight sin in the twenty-first century and encounters a world much different then the way he left it 2000 years ago. Watch him fight the greatest sinners of all time: Richard Nixon, Adolf Hitler, Vlad the Impaler and Jim Morrison.

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Summary: Get Ready for a Whole New CHRIST
Review: This movie is amazing. I saw it at the Philidelphia Video Festival last year. Jesus comes back to fight sin in the twenty-first century and encounters a world much different then the way he left it 2000 years ago. Watch him fight the greatest sinners of all time: Richard Nixon, Adolf Hitler, Vlad the Impaler and Jim Morrison.

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Summary: Jesus is Hellarious!
Review: This movie is the best thing to come along since "Jesus and the Fairy Pink Bunnies"...
Seriously. Give it a go. Jesus re-emerges from Heaven and comes down to smite all the 21st century evils. He is seriously concerned and confused by the goings-on of our generation.