Stalker

Rating:
Summary: It's Rated-R, not UNRATED
Review: Arg, there are few things more frustrating when viewing a movie than expecting an unrated softcore movie, and getting sucker-punched with a Rated-R version. That is the case here my friends.

What are some tell-tale signs of the DVD distributor doing the bait-and-switch? The 79-minute runtime is one. The credits and portions of the movie slowed down to increase runtime, resulting in a hurky-jerky motion is another. The sex scenes ending 10 seconds after they start is another. However, the real giveaway is the "Rated-R" on the back of the DVD case. Doh!

Normally, I would automatically give such a film 1-Star, but I relented. It's my crush on Tracy Ryan, or whatever name she wants to go by. That gives the film 2-Stars. Tera Patrick gives the movie the 3rd Star, especially her scene with the couple. It's a shame it lasted 15 seconds.

I've considered many things in the universe, from String Theory to the human soul, but I can't figure out why they bother printing an R-Rated version on a DVD when there's a perfectly good UNRATED cut somewhere.