Night Patrol

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Summary: Non-Stop laughter!!!
Review: This movie is much funnier than all the Police Academy movies even thought of being. I found my sides hurting and eyes watering from laughing so hard.

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Summary: I saw this at the show when it came out .
Review: Unfortunately, you'll have to see the movie for the answer, but for some reason I laugh my head off every time I hear it. Perhaps it's the desperate manner in which it's told, I don't know. My parents bought this movie for me when I was 12 thinking it was like "Police Academy." Boy, were they embarrassed when they sat down to watch it with me! It's very crude and nasty with tons of foul language and some nudity. I loved it! Now, at age 28, I still hold on to that VHS like it was the Holy Grail. Call it a guilty pleasure. Pat Paulson is a real treat in this one, and after watching Pat Morita's cameo in here, you'll never watch The Karate Kid the same way again. Whether you like the cornball, yet extremely entertaining humor in this movie or not, if you watch it straight through, you'll be rewarded at the end with a great shot of Linda Blair's...um...well you figure it out. And no fast-forwarding! That's cheating.

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Summary: How Do You Get a Witch Pregnant?
Review: Unfortunately, you'll have to see the movie for the answer, but for some reason I laugh my head off every time I hear it. Perhaps it's the desperate manner in which it's told, I don't know. My parents bought this movie for me when I was 12 thinking it was like "Police Academy." Boy, were they embarrassed when they sat down to watch it with me! It's very crude and nasty with tons of foul language and some nudity. I loved it! Now, at age 28, I still hold on to that VHS like it was the Holy Grail. Call it a guilty pleasure. Pat Paulson is a real treat in this one, and after watching Pat Morita's cameo in here, you'll never watch The Karate Kid the same way again. Whether you like the cornball, yet extremely entertaining humor in this movie or not, if you watch it straight through, you'll be rewarded at the end with a great shot of Linda Blair's...um...well you figure it out. And no fast-forwarding! That's cheating.