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Tough Guys Don't Dance

Tough Guys Don't Dance

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Rating: 5 stars
Summary: One of the Finest Films Ever
Review: Disregard all the negative reviews! Whatever Mr. Mailer's intentions, this film contains some of the funniest dialogue in cinematic history! Nearly every line is a classic. Examples:

"Lonnie's dead! Jessica is dismembered! Patty Loraine's off on some kind of a toot! And I'm about to go into business with you two unbelievable sleazos!" - Wardley Meeks

Police chief: "I believe that you love your wife."
Ryan O'Neal: "No more than twice a week."

O'Neal: "What makes surgeons happy? To cut people up and get paid for it. That's happiness."

In addition to the dialogue, Tough Guys Don't Dance boasts fine photography that evokes the light and atmosphere of Provincetown, some of the wackiest characters this side of a John Waters comedy, and a labyrinthe plot that rivals Chandler's The Big Sleep in terms of complexity and utter confusion.

See it now! Before the ghosts of Helltown invade your seance!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: One of the Finest Films Ever
Review: Disregard all the negative reviews! Whatever Mr. Mailer's intentions, this film contains some of the funniest dialogue in cinematic history! Nearly every line is a classic. Examples:

"Lonnie's dead! Jessica is dismembered! Patty Loraine's off on some kind of a toot! And I'm about to go into business with you two unbelievable sleazos!" - Wardley Meeks

Police chief: "I believe that you love your wife."
Ryan O'Neal: "No more than twice a week."

O'Neal: "What makes surgeons happy? To cut people up and get paid for it. That's happiness."

In addition to the dialogue, Tough Guys Don't Dance boasts fine photography that evokes the light and atmosphere of Provincetown, some of the wackiest characters this side of a John Waters comedy, and a labyrinthe plot that rivals Chandler's The Big Sleep in terms of complexity and utter confusion.

See it now! Before the ghosts of Helltown invade your seance!

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: One of the Finest Films Ever
Review: I didn't hate the novel like most folks did. in fact, I like it. Just takes a bit to get going.

This movie. . . well, don't waste your money and time.

that's the best thing I can say.

Disappointing.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: Oh boy is this bad
Review: I didn't hate the novel like most folks did. in fact, I like it. Just takes a bit to get going.

This movie. . . well, don't waste your money and time.

that's the best thing I can say.

Disappointing.

Rating: 5 stars
Summary: Deep six the one-star reviews!
Review: If "offbeat noir" is your clarion call, this is your movie. (Our one-star reviewers completely missed the bus to Irony on this one). Written and directed by iconoclastic writer Norman Mailer, "Tough Guys Don't Dance" is assured cult status,now that it is available on DVD. Ryan O'Neal gives a deadpan performance reminiscent of his work in "The Driver". O'Neal plays an inscrutable ex-con with a conniving "black widow" for a wife, who experiences five "really bad days" in a row, involving drugs,kinky sex,blackmail and murder. Due to some temporary amnesia,however,he's not sure of his own complicity (O'Neal begins each day by writing the date on his bathroom mirror with shaving cream-keep in mind, this film precedes "Memento" by 13 years!) Veteran film noir icon Lawrence Tierny (cast here 5 years BEFORE Tarantino thought of resurrecting him for "Reservoir Dogs") is priceless as O'Neal's estranged father, who is helping him sort out events (it's worth the price of admission alone to hear Tierny bark "I just deep-sixed two heads!"). Equally notable is a deliciously demented performance by B-movie trouper Wings Hauser as the hilariously named Captain Alvin Luther Regency. Norman Mailer's "lack" of direction has been roundly criticized, but his minimalist style actually works perfectly for the story, giving his movie a David Lynch feel (although that might be due to the fact that Isabella Rossilini is in the cast and the soundtrack is by Lynch stalwart Angelo Badalamenti!) Film fans who also happen to be LITERATE (i.e., those who actually READ) will eat this one up.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: The New York Times Book Review
Review: NORMAN MAILER IS THE PRIMARY CONTRIBUTOR TO THIS MOVIE, A FAVORITE AMONG THE EAST COAST LITERARY ESTABLISMENT'S COCKTAIL PARTY CROWD. FROM HIS NOVEL. THE REST OF HIS BOOKS WILL BE AS OBSCURE AS THIS MOVIE IN A FEW YEARS.

Rating: 4 stars
Summary: Eccentric Classic
Review: Obviously not for everyone, this movie has more astonishing moments than 20 normal films. Beautifully cast, the film has the ability to reveal some new facet each time I see it. So many movies aspire to feel spontaneous and over the top, this one succeeds.

Rating: 1 stars
Summary: To Hell and the Hamptons
Review: The 1950's bio-pic of Mailers "greatest generation" book The Naked and the Dead was spared his own ham handed directorial savoir faire, a mercy denied here.


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