Rating: 
Summary: Ugh
Review: If anyone was ever meant to bring the excessive, hugh productions of Andrew Lloyd Webber to the stage, its Michael Cimino. With his grandiosque vision and tendency towards pushing his actors to give the broadest, most theatrical performances possible, Cimino is perhaps the greatest Opera director of our time. Unfortunately, Cimino became a filmmaker instead and soon specialized in creating overblown, overbudget movies whose huge proudction values serve only to reveal their painfully slight stories. Never has this been more obvious than his remake of the nail-biting 1955 film Desperate Hours (itself based on an acclaimed, often-revived play). The plot is simple -- criminal Mickey Rourke escapes from prison and ends up hiding out in a suburban home while waiting for his girlfriend (Kelly Lynch) to meet him. While he waits, he holds a dysfunctional family (Mimi Rogers, Shawnee Smith, and Anthony Hopkins) hostage. This is the type of suspense thriller that demands an intimate touch so of course, Cimino shoots everything in wide screen so we can see how vast all of his locations are. Seeing all that land out there, it makes you realize how easily any of the characters could escape if not for the fact that Cimino has two hours (actually more than two hours) to fill.At times, it seems that Cimino specifically tried to cast this film with the least suitable actors imaginable. As such, we get perennial nice guy David Morse trying to be a threatening thug. Daughter Shawnee Smith at one point says she's a pain because, "I can be." (No, Shawnee, its because Cimino can't be bothered to come up with anything more imaginative.) Kelly Lynch sleepwalks through her role (and wanders around naked in scenes that would be titilating if not for how strangely pointless they are) while Mimi Rogers chews every piece of scenery available as a strident housewife who'll remind you why most people in the suburbs hate their neighbors. Worst of all is federal marshall Lindsay Crouse who basically allows a steady stream of profanity, a big cast on her leg, and the worst Southern accent in a long line of bad Southern accents, serve as her performance. Still, as bad as the above mentioned are, Hopkins and Rourke are actually far worse because they actually could be acting if they wanted to. Rourke's playing a sociopath so he whispers all of his line and adds a few extra helpings of gel to his hair. Hopkins is a broken-down divorced Dad so he doesn't shave before his scenes. I hope both of them did wonderful things with their paychecks because they certainly made filmgoers suffer for that money. Most bad films leave you feeling as if there actually was a good film hiding in there somewhere. Desperate Hours leaves you feeling that there was indeed a good film and it was playing in the theater next door. The only suspense generated by this film is wondering when and where Michael Cimino will strike next!
Rating: 
Summary: If you can sit long enough...It's worth seeing.
Review: It's a good movie but very slow at the beginning. Both Rourke and Hopkins give great performances; however there are cheesy moments in the movie. Such as the unnecessary partial nudity to keep the audiences' attention and the rebel, tough daddy's girl. Also, the cliche' dialog between the FBI agents on the tail of Rourke's character. Even with those moments, it's worth seeing if you can sit long enough to get to the dramtic ending.
Rating:
Summary: If you can sit long enough...It's worth seeing.
Review: It's a good movie but very slow at the beginning. Both Rourke and Hopkins give great performances; however there are cheesy moments in the movie. Such as the unnecessary partial nudity to keep the audiences' attention and the rebel, tough daddy's girl. Also, the cliche' dialog between the FBI agents on the tail of Rourke's character. Even with those moments, it's worth seeing if you can sit long enough to get to the dramtic ending.
Rating: 
Summary: Rourke and Anthony Hopkins make a great team!
Review: Moving action thriller! Michael Bosworth is a seasoned sociopath (Mickey Rourke) who devises an escape using his lawyer (Kelly Lynch). Before authorities can close in, he and his goons (Elias Koteas -Wally and David Morse - Albert) choose a family home to hide out. Only the family is not entirely away. Anthony Hopkins plays ex-hubby Tim Cornell, a persistant defense attorney, who hopes to win back his wife's affections, Nora Cornell ( Mimi Rogers ). When he visits, he discovers too late that his ex-wife has been entertaining armed keepers. As his family is one by one ensnared, he seeks to unify trust to save their lives. But, he's an ex-husband based on trust issues. Who will Nora trust? The terrifying stranger pledging not to hurt anyone or an ex-hubby adulterer? Terrific, gripping story. Also starring, Shawnee Smith, Danny Gerard, Gerry Bamman, Matt McGrath, John Christopher Jones, Dean Norris, Peter Crombie, and Ellen Parker
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Summary: Rourke and Anthony Hopkins make a great team!
Review: Moving action thriller! Michael Bosworth is a seasoned sociopath (Mickey Rourke) who devises an escape using his lawyer (Kelly Lynch). Before authorities can close in, he and his goons (Elias Koteas -Wally and David Morse - Albert) choose a family home to hide out. Only the family is not entirely away. Anthony Hopkins plays ex-hubby Tim Cornell, a persistant defense attorney, who hopes to win back his wife's affections, Nora Cornell ( Mimi Rogers ). When he visits, he discovers too late that his ex-wife has been entertaining armed keepers. As his family is one by one ensnared, he seeks to unify trust to save their lives. But, he's an ex-husband based on trust issues. Who will Nora trust? The terrifying stranger pledging not to hurt anyone or an ex-hubby adulterer? Terrific, gripping story. Also starring, Shawnee Smith, Danny Gerard, Gerry Bamman, Matt McGrath, John Christopher Jones, Dean Norris, Peter Crombie, and Ellen Parker
Rating: 
Summary: Ugh
Review: This actually could have been a very watchable movie; Anthony Hopkins would be excellent anytime. Micky Rourke is better than usual. Mimi rogers is great. two things make it not so good. Comparing this to the original; there just isn't a comparison. & Lindsay Crouse...oh man, she's painful in this one. she has a very, I mean very, bad southern accent & it ruins the film.
Rating:
Summary: Ugh
Review: This actually could have been a very watchable movie; Anthony Hopkins would be excellent anytime. Micky Rourke is better than usual. Mimi rogers is great. two things make it not so good. Comparing this to the original; there just isn't a comparison. & Lindsay Crouse...oh man, she's painful in this one. she has a very, I mean very, bad southern accent & it ruins the film.
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Summary: Disjointed and silly
Review: `Desperate Hours' is a good example of how not to make a thriller. The movie is all over the map. It's a map only the writer and the director could conceiveably read. The audience rarely knows where it is at any point in the story. A beautiful young attorney helps her lover / client to escape from jail. They try to make it look as though the woman was forced to help the guy. The police don't buy it, but decide to let her go, hoping she will lead them to the escapee.
Meanwhile, bad boy and his two buddies decide to take refuge in a house in an upscale neighborhood and to hold the family living there hostage. As if the poor family didn't have enough problems already! The husband and wife are in the middle of a hostile divorce, the house is for sale, and neither the couple nor their two kids wants to be in the house in the first place. The bad guy is supposed to have a genius IQ, so why does he come up with such an idiotic plan? There's no real reason to terrorize the family, except that there'd be no movie if he didn't. But even in the confines of the house, there's no rational to his actions. [I can't say more without using plot spoilers.] The only characters who are dumber than this guy are the cops. Their plans and actions truly defy belief and only serve to add a lot of gratuitous violence. Aside from the silly script, the movie also fails as a thriller because the camera leaves the house too often to cover events occurring elsewhere. This eliminates the claustrophobic atmosphere that works so well for many thrillers. It also removes the focus from the trapped couple, played by Anthony Hopkins and Mimi Rodgers. These two actors are the only worthwhile elements of this turgid, pointless movie.
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