Body of Evidence

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Summary: its like a porno
Review: its like a porn

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Summary: I want to give none star
Review: I went to see it with my girfriend and hoped we'd find something turned us on.But all we ketp talking was "Why this so bad??","Hell,stupid",.. We both laughed and ended up talking and teasing about this movie.Funny movie for us but definitely bad movie.Stay away if you don't like poor plot,bad acting, and...Madonna!

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Summary: Great, Great, Great
Review: Why is everyone so hung up on Madonna-bashing? I thought the movie was a great ride. Sure, there are some weak points, but if you just watch it for what it is, it's an enjoyable movie.

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Summary: A guilty pleasure indeed
Review: You know a film's bad when the usually unnoticeable incidentals--lighting, hair, makeup, etc.-- are jarringly bad. Half the actors generally have trouble keeping a straight face for two hours. The script seems to have been scraped from the bottom of a garbage can of oozingly rotten cliches. The action was apparently blocked out by stoned Keebler elves. So it's hard to say why I've seen this movie, oh, some ten times by now...except that it's a delirously slutty trash wallow. It's hard to resist a film that most reviewers hated so much.

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Summary: the last film, madonna was shoot with her pistol
Review: Madonna, has a suspact of the murder of her lover, and a man who became her lawyer have an affair with madonna and the end of film we know that madonna secretary's(lesbian's friend) is a murder of her lover and finally madonna death with her pistol

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Summary: it is a great film
Review: madonna is great in this film, she really shine

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Summary: Aaahhhhhhhhhhh...........
Review: Worst movie ever!! I think everyone who involved in it wants to forget what they'd done. Absolutely forgettable. I try to get rid of their cries and screams...terrible..aaakkkkkkkk...

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Summary: If you hate Madonna, you'll love this movie!
Review: I give "Body of Evidence" 1 star for the entertainment value of watching one of the most pretentious starlets in pop culture history fall flat on her face, in this glorified, made-for-tv quality, movie. Joan Crawford was pretentious, but she could back it up with talent. Madonna proves that she is living on borrowed talent. Unfortunately, she couldn't hire a platoon of dancers, back-up singers, and music producers to make her speak and act like a believeable human being. She doesn't understand that hype is not substance. She's had enough time to take acting lessons to manage a competent performance. But if your the star you must illuminate the screen! You have to be better than average! The rest of the cast seems to be sleep walking, and why does everyone speak in monotone? Was the director sleeping, too? If you catch this movie on cable, it's good for some laughs if there's nothing else on. If I were Madonna's agent, I'd tell her to take herself less seriously, and make another comedy in the style of "Desperately Seeking Susan" she was "alive" in that one! Of course, she would first have to dump that phony English accent. Willem Dafoe, I forgive you.

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Summary: If you hate Madonna, you'll love this movie!
Review: I give this movie 1 star for the entertainment value of watching one of the most pretentious starlets in pop culture history fall flat on her face, in this glorified, made-for-tv quality, movie. Joan Crawford was pretentious, but she could back it up with talent. Madonna proves that she is living on borrowed talent. Unfortunately, she couldn't hire a platoon of dancers, back-up singers, and music producers to make her speak and act like a believeable human being. She doesn't understand that hype is not substance. She's had enough time to take acting lessons to manage a competent performance. But if your the star you must illuminate the screen! You have to be better than average! The rest of the cast seems to be sleep walking, and why does everyone speak in monotone? Was the director sleeping, too? If you catch this movie on cable, it's good for some laughs if there's nothing else on. If I were Madonna's agent, I'd tell her to take herself less seriously, and make another comedy in the style of "Desperately Seeking Susan" she was "alive" in that one! Of course, she would first have to dump that phony English accent. Willem Dafoe, I forgive you.

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Summary: Definitely not a movie for the kiddies!
Review: Although I only give this movie 3 stars, I actually thought this was a fairly decent movie. The sex scenes are as steamy or even more so than Basic Instinct (kudos to Madonna!). The plot of the movie however is actually pretty weak. Although there is some unexpected twists, most of the storyline is pretty well played. Much of the acting ranges from wishy-washy to way over the top. All in all the movie is pretty middle of the road.