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Summary: Worst Indie OF ALL TIME
Review: Hey guess what, Bam's a moron. The movie sucked and Raab is the only reason why this movie deserves one star.
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Summary: haggard rules
Review: this is the best movie i have seen in years. In the movie ryan dunn has his friends valo (bam margera) and falcone (brandon dicamillo) find out if his girlfriend glauren (jenn rivell) had sex with a guy named hell boy (rake yohn) this is a must have dvd if you are a cky,jackass or just a Bam fan. If i could i would give this a billion stars BUY THIS DVD
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Summary: Bam is Amazing
Review: I just want to start out by saying that this movie was great. The whole thing was so original and so much like real life. Bam, Brandon, Joe, Rake, Raab, and Dunn were funny as hell. I enjoyed the special features, and the music videos rock with HIM and CKY. Bam is an amazing skater, film maker, and actor. I have been a huge fan for a long time, and I just want everyone to know how great he is. This movies is all about real life, and what happens to real people. I mean, how many guys has this happened to. Their friends are looking out for him, and will do anything to help him get over the pain of an ended realationship. Some things are a little far fetched but if you know Bam and his work, then it's not surprising. When I was going to see this movie, I anticipated anything. I didn't know what to expect. Dunn getting stabbed in the eye was something I would expect. I just love how this movie isn't like anything I have ever seen before. It's so different and wonderful that I can't even explaine to you. I just want to tell Bam, Brandon, Raab, Dunn, and everyone who worked on the film that they did an amazing job, and they have made my life better, whenever I think of any part of the movie I smile to my self. So...Thanks. And to any of you that haven't seen Haggard, got get it. It's worth it!
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Summary: Very Very Awesome!
Review: This is a great example of comedy! Ryan Dunn (as himself) loses his girlfriend Glauren ( Jenn Rivell) to a loser Hellboy (Rake Yohn). Valo (Bam Margera) and the rest of his crew help Ryan in gettin back together with her. It is as twisted as a rope and hilarious as can be. A Must have for any Bam or Ville fan!
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Summary: Prettier than expected
Review: The movie was a lot "prettier" than I expected. Some of the shots were really beautiful with saturated colors and interesting angles. That's what kept me watching. It was interesting, almost music video-ish and the randomness of some of the extras was cool.
And some of the situations the Rosenkrantz & Guildensternian characters of Falcone and Valo found themselves in were original -- two grown men breaking into a house to read a girl's diary, picking up people from the train station on a bicycle.
The story was a bit lacking, however, or had holes. I didn't feel sorry for the main character at all -- in fact, I couldn't believe the character of Glauren would have put up with him for 2 years. If she was such a horrible person, I wish they would have spent more time on a back story for her. The actress played the role "too kindhearted" to be so terrible.
The main character has friends who are willing to commit crimes to help him, get beat up for him and geniunely seem to care about him and he continues to be a crybaby.
I know the audience was supposed to dislike the character of Glauren because she cheated and was evil, but Jenn Rivell in the role was actually sympathetic. She is young and pretty and didn't want to be tied down to a needy slacker. Wow. What a b*tch.
Anyway, it was better than I expected and I actually like the other stuff that this group has done with Cky, et. al. in the past. Parts of this movie were really visually stunning. There could be a real, grown-up future for Margera and Co.
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Summary: You must buy this!
Review: I received "Haggard", along with "Viva La Bam Season 1", and "CKY The Latest and The Greatest." All of these are absolutely hysterical. I laughed and laughed throughout all of them. I am a huge fan of ANYTHING that has to do with Bam Margera, or any of his crew. These guys are hilarious. I demand that you all buy this. Right now. Go on. Do it.
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Summary: Surprisingly Good
Review: I was really surprised at this video, it wasn't at all what I thought it was going to be. It was really good, and I've watched 3 times already.
You get to see basically all the people from 'Viva La Bam' and the 'Cky' videos in this, which is really cool.
I have one negative thing though, Ape bugged the crap out of me. There were so many random shots of her in the coffee shop with weird looks on her face! I just don't get it...
The most awesome part of this movie is watching Don Vito protecting his grapes, god that was funny.
The visuals in this movie are awesome, I really loved them. And the making of the movie extra was really cool.
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Summary: Don Vito for President!!
Review: Don Vito in a toga..that right there is worth the cost of admission. He is pretty freaking hilarious. If you are into Bam and his crew and their crude kind of humor, you'll love Haggard. If you don't care for CKY/Jackass/Viva La Bam.. or maybe if you've been in a cave somewhere or something and have never even heard of them..this probably isn't the movie for you. But the rest of you I guarantee will want to watch Haggard more than once. It is laugh out loud funny. There's one part where Ryan's in the bathroom that'll make you pee your pants it's so insane. While the movie won't win any academy awards..it was pretty well done. The acting was actually really good...especially Ryan as the depressed guy..and Raab as this sort of retard who Bam can't stand. Bam is kind of just himself..but that's good. Rent it..buy it..you won't be sorry.
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Summary: Crappy crap crap (crap)
Review: This Clerks-esk low budget film is, shall I say, crap. I love Bam and his CKY disks and Viva La Bam make me laugh so hard I have to pee. This movie was poorly acted (no surprise) but the crew are actually trying to act so it just seems dumb. DiCamillo was annoying as usual. The "plot" was boring and average. There are a few truly funny moments but not enough to warrent buying this DVD. Do yourself a favor and buy a CKY DVD.
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Summary: What else would I drive? A gay van?
Review: Forget what all the bad reviewers say, this movie rules. The mom who said this movie is practically porn is obviously a religious fundamentalist, I think there's like one scene with nudity, pretty much the norm for PG-13 and up movies nowadays. If you're only into CKY for its stunts, you won't see any in this.This is a perfect date movie because the whole thing is about relationships which I know kind of makes it a chick flick, but its hilarious. Ryan Dunn is surprisingly a good actor! Brandon's character is kind of annoying, Bam plays some typical fantasy role of his, Raab's cameo is probably the best.
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