Haggard (Unrated Version)

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Summary: this is really nasty
Review: I purchased this movie for my son who is 15 years old. I did not look carefully at the parental advisory for explicit content. It is just like porn and not for younger viewers. I'm so sorry to have purchased it. I only put one star on the rating because the computer needed me to fill in the blank.

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Summary: such a good movie
Review: bam and the guys did an awsome job it shows there acting skills and bams editin and writing skills it is a good video you have to get if ur into cky and metall

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Summary: A slap in the face of hollywood
Review: Bad acting, ragid storyline, bad camera quality, so why is this one of the best movies I've ever seen? This film carries the charm that studios pay 100's of millions of dollars to capture. Ryan Dunn, Bam Margera, and Bran Dicamillo produce better chemistry on screen than any other film I've seen in a while. What makes this film the more entertaining is that it's actually funny. Most of the jokes don't even seem artificial. I haven't laughed so hard over something so subtle as Ryan Dunn accidently dropping his sunglasses as he walks out of a barber shop and says, [...] I'm a huge CKY fan, which is why this movie really appeals to me, but I'd recomend this to anyone who's sick of watching the same cliche'd love movies.

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Summary: Subtely Genius
Review: Who would have thought that the masters of appealing to our vulgar side would have created a movie not only delightfully offensive, but also with true meaning. All of the CKY crew proves the adeptness at acting and for creating something that not only makes you soil yourself with laughter, but actually does have some sort of plot line to it. Love and relationships, laced with crap duct taped to a garage door make for good times to be had by all. Couple that with a phenomenal soundtrack by amazing bands headlined by HIM (the greatest band of all time) and you have yourself a must see movie. Bam, Bran, Ry, and all the others are simply genius. Trust me, if you like toilet humor with a dash of emotion, this is for you.

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Summary: haggard kicks ass
Review: if u like jackass are cky ull love this iam telling u this is the best movie and bam margera kicks ass and if u looking for good music to get some HIM right now haggard was awesome buy it get bam richer so get haggard cky,jackass,and some him and then ull be cool thats it

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Summary: Hopefully Ryan lets it happen again for a Part 2! :-)
Review: This movie is very entertaining and has a coherent plot rather than that of the Jackass movie, for example. The movie tells the tale of Ryan and his endless dedication to his ex-girlfriend. His friends try to help him out, but Ryan is just too far gone. The stunts are very funny and of course Bam's skating makes you drool. The scene where Bam is on his board and is chased by Rakeyohn on his bicycle is just too funny. Raab is so annoying (on purpose) in the movie you just want to beat him up! Don Vito is great and fits nicely with the gang.

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Summary: Friends are just enemies in reverse
Review: This newest entry from the cky camp reminds me of the time I fell asleep in a satelite dish and woke up with the ability to smell colors. Watching Raab and Bran in action is like a farm birth in outerspace. The acting is extra ordinary. Don Vito is a God in his own time. This movie has a story so compelling that it compels you. I remember a time when casual sex amongst teens was a every minute occasion, then i viewed this, film and realized I had left my cupcakes in the oven for way to long, disaster my, friends. Enjoy the wonderous fragrance of this dvd and yell at the top of your lungs "Republic,Republic!" or have a random staring contest with a complete stranger. After viewing this movie I began to think of all the things Kings and Queens cannot spell.

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Summary: Pleasant surprise
Review: This is one of those movies that gets funnier every time you watch it. Starring the cast of the CKY videos, HAGGARD movie has very good cinematography and blends the awesome soundtrack of HIM music quite nicely. The acting is quite good, even though most everyone are playing themselves to some extent. It's a movie that can appeal to hardcore CKY fans and the typical cult movie fanatics. Plus it makes for a good drinking game.

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Summary: haggard le baron
Review: ok, this movie is pretty good, and being it non-hollywood affiliated, its awesome. the ACTING is quite good, and funny as hell in some parts. bam is a little full of himself, and he needs to cut those skating montages out of it, cause, it dont really fit. i hope bam takes his movie carreer further, and a little more professional. the story is a reality, and is seen alot, but we all have our different storys to tell, so if you call it unorigional, then i suggest you shut your mouth, ok?? brandon is funny as hell, and ryan, my god ryan has great acting skills. and to think that bam dropped out of high school, and he made a great movie, is beyond me. bam bam, push it further, and step it up, good movie for being what it is, and great idea to make a movie. peace.

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Summary: Raab and Bran the highlight
Review: Overall, this movie is pretty weak. Bam doesn't really act very well and the skating montages have nothing to do with the plot. I don't have a problem with the time lapse montages because even though I've never been there, West Chester looks like a pretty town. Jenn and Ryan do a decent job acting but the parts with Raab and Brandon together are the only really funny parts. Don Vito is also pretty funny. The funniest parts in my opinion are when Brandon picks up Raab at the train station, Raab singing in the shower, Bam yelling at Raab for how he's dressed before the raid (and Raab's car rocks), and Bam telling Brandon why he hates Raab. See the pattern... I think that even though Bam gets most of the credit, Brandon is the true genius of CKY and if he had a little more input, I think this would have been a much better movie.