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Summary: An awesome movie, once again, from Bam Margera!
Review: Alright, the CKY movies are quite possibly some of the funniest movies ever made. But Bam Margera, with this movie, has proven that he's not just a "jackass", but a very talented filmmaker. Everything about the movie is awesome- the colors and the scene cuts are great, but what really got me were the montages. The montages were some of the best I've ever seen. Congrats to Bam Margera, Joe Frantz and the CKY Crew on making one of the funniest movies I've ever seen!
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Summary: Best Movie Ever Made!
Review: Haggard can be described in many ways. People might say disgusting, tasteless, gay. I would like to describe it as intense, heartrenching, and hilarious! It starts out with Ryan(Ryan Dunn)sobbing over the dump of his life by his girlfriend Glauren(Jenn Rivell). He becomes an overly depressed slob and will do anything to get her back. When I say anything I mean getting stabbed in the eye, asking friends Valo(Bam), Valco(DiCamillo), and Rabb...himself, to break into Glauren's house, and get arrested! Anyways, Glauren"gets around", and it's driving Ryan insane! Him and his friends do the impossible in one of the greatest movies i've ever seen! BUY THIS MOVIE NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Summary: The best movie ever
Review: This is the ultimate movie. it does not get anybetter than this movie right here. I could watch it over and over agian and it would never get old. I bought it and have watched it at least 15 times and it it gets funnier every time I watch it. It is by far the funniest movie in history!
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Summary: Love CKY but NOT THIS
Review: ok, i am a HHUUGGEEE fan of CKY and Bam and the whole gang, never laugh at anything more...but this movie was such a waste of my money! HORRIBLE! do not buy this! if you really want to see it, then just rent it. it's not worth buying! I want to kick myself for getting it!
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Summary: A really good film
Review: this was a really good movie it was a great change of pace from cky. all the people in it are funny as hell especially brandon. also the music videos kick ass i must have watched the him one about 30 times. the only downer is the moive does get kind o corny at times.
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Summary: ATTENTION READ THIS BEFORE CONSIDERING BUYING HAGGARD
Review: IF U SKATE...HAVE WATCHED VIVA LA BAM OR JACKASS....WILDBOYZ....OR ANY OF THE Cky VIDEOS........BUY HAGGARD......IT'S HILARIOUS....I GARUNTEE U'VE NEVER SEEN ANY THING LIKE IT. I BOUGHT IT LAST DECEMBER AND SO FAR EVERY PERSON THAT I'VE LET BORROW IT HASN'T SAID ONE NEGITIVE THING ABOUT IT. U THINK UR COOL CAUSE U KNOW EVERYTHING THAT HAS HAPPENED ON JACKASS OR VIVA LA BAM..BELIVE ME.......U HAVEN'T SEEN ANYTHING.........YET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Summary: Great movie, great music!
Review: Buy this, duuude!
It's a great movie, and the music makes it twice as great!
A lot of the music in the movie is from the band HIM, and they are the best band ever!
Bam and his ol' crew has really succeeded in this masterpiece..
One of my favourite moments is when Ryan Dunn is stabbed in the eye, and just lies around, in the street for example... The music is so well chosen and the surroundings are great!
And yeah, Listen to CKY and HIM!
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Summary: Not That Good...
Review: Being a fan of CKY, I thought I might buy this movie as I encountered it at a local Sam Goody. I had been looking for it since I saw the commercial for it at the beginning of "CKY4" back last March and thought it looked hilarious. I didn't expect good acting or an envoking plot, and I definetly did not get it. Just Ryan Dunn crying about his girlfriend which wasn't near as entertaining as I thought it would be and Bam Margera's constantly going voice, which I find to be extremely annoying at times. Yes, this is the part where I pick on Bam. I mean, why the hell does he use the words he does? I mean, he says "haggard"? Who the f*ck says "haggard"? I mean (as you can tell), he named the damn movie after it! And why is he ALWAYS laughing? I mean, in real life, not when he's "acting". He always talks like he's trying to hide the fact he's about to burst out laughing. WHY? ...ANYWAY. Sorry. Bam's one cool dude, I just had to get some things out. As I said before, this is not a good movie, and the only funny parts are those that Brandon DiCamillo and Raab Himself are featured. To be quite honest, I probably wouldn't even watch CKY if it weren't for Brandon. And he's not in this movie enough, neither is Raab. The parts they're in are the highlights. I woulf suggest buying this just for the funny ass parts featuring those two, but there's not enough of those funny ass parts, so this movie's not worth it.
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Summary: Funny as hell but needs work(Warning: may spoil some scenes.
Review: This movie is pretty damn funny overall, I laugh my ass off everytime i watch it i think it gets better. I think everyone is basically hilarious in this movie, (Raab is awesome, Don Vito is frickin hilarious, Brandon Dicamillo is so funny i poop myself and the fight in the cd store is amazingly funny.) This movie has awesome potential, I think it was great because the people acting in this movie aren't stuck up hollywood buttholes, for example there is a scene when brandon is climbing up some logs, his fall was 100% real and you could tell, you dont find that kind of acting in Hollywood. Did i mention Mark Hanna is the funniest guy ever. The scene where hes laughing i poop my pants everytime. Anyways thats the good stuff, now the downside. The movie was poorly done, for instance the poop is clearly just brown clay sculpted in poop form, and when ryan dunn gets hit by the taxi you can see his shoe go flying off then magically he has it when it shows him getting in the car. Also you can see the hellboy dummie in the background of one of brandons scenes. Finally, a lot of the scenes are messed up, like the Tony Hawk scene. The Camera shots are just weird. But i think if you are a true CKY fan like me(Ive watched all of them a thousand times) you will love this movie. By the way, try watching it more then once, you will catch a lot more funny things and notice more. P.S. the special features are great.
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Summary: This is a Lesson On Originalty
Review: This has to be the most original movie i have ever seen and to tell you anymore will ruin the surprise. There is flaws in the movie (acting,random skating scenes) but theres too much good (comedy, don vito,the cinematography)that you can't live without. Time to attack the idiot: Obviously this movie isn't for a 15 year old and for this movie to be marred on another persons stupidity is ridicolus, obviously this movie has some really odd things in it, THATS WHY ITS THE UNRATED VERSION. Ignore that user because even the most conservative straight edge person in teh world will be disgusted by this movie but still find something that'll make them watch it nonstop (happened to me_
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