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Summary: DO NOT BUY FROM KOCH!
Review: Granted, there is some time traveling in this movie, but the science fiction element is really just a means to an end. This fact becomes pretty obvious as it only takes a few seconds for the shedding of clothes to begin. Leon and Daria are apparently serving on some kind of spaceship, one that houses the newly invented "exotic time machine." They quickly decide to mix business with pleasure (more his pleasure than hers, as it turns out), and Daria sort of accidentally sends Leon back in time to mediaeval France, where he pops up sans clothes in the very boudoir of Marie Antoinette. After watching Marie and her serving girl entertain each other, Leon finds his own ticket being served by the lustful queen; when the king shows up unannounced, Leon quickly finds himself shackled to a wall in the Bastille. Back on the ship, Daria's first attempt to find Leon and bring him back fails, as she finds herself hobnobbing with a sultan and his harem girls. Eventually reunited, the time travelers accidentally pay a visit to Al Capone and his lady friend in the hours following the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Arriving back on board ship, they realize that one of them has changed history quite radically, so they have to head back to mediaeval France to resolve the source of the unfortunate temporal dislocations their unapproved time traveling has caused.The production value is actually quite good for a movie of this type; it even has a little of what I would call an artistic nature to it. The acting, what there is of it, is actually pretty good, the sets acceptably represent the different historical eras fairly well, and Gabriella Hall is exceedingly easy on the eyes. I just wish Daria had gotten as much screen time as Marie Antoinette did. The adult content of the movie, of which there is a somewhat surprising amount, places it somewhere along the border of NC17 material, so don't expect to see this movie turn up on the Sci Fi Network any time soon.
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Summary: The time machine's exotic, but the time travelers are erotic
Review: Granted, there is some time traveling in this movie, but the science fiction element is really just a means to an end. This fact becomes pretty obvious as it only takes a few seconds for the shedding of clothes to begin. Leon and Daria are apparently serving on some kind of spaceship, one that houses the newly invented "exotic time machine." They quickly decide to mix business with pleasure (more his pleasure than hers, as it turns out), and Daria sort of accidentally sends Leon back in time to mediaeval France, where he pops up sans clothes in the very boudoir of Marie Antoinette. After watching Marie and her serving girl entertain each other, Leon finds his own ticket being served by the lustful queen; when the king shows up unannounced, Leon quickly finds himself shackled to a wall in the Bastille. Back on the ship, Daria's first attempt to find Leon and bring him back fails, as she finds herself hobnobbing with a sultan and his harem girls. Eventually reunited, the time travelers accidentally pay a visit to Al Capone and his lady friend in the hours following the St. Valentine's Day Massacre. Arriving back on board ship, they realize that one of them has changed history quite radically, so they have to head back to mediaeval France to resolve the source of the unfortunate temporal dislocations their unapproved time traveling has caused. The production value is actually quite good for a movie of this type; it even has a little of what I would call an artistic nature to it. The acting, what there is of it, is actually pretty good, the sets acceptably represent the different historical eras fairly well, and Gabriella Hall is exceedingly easy on the eyes. I just wish Daria had gotten as much screen time as Marie Antoinette did. The adult content of the movie, of which there is a somewhat surprising amount, places it somewhere along the border of NC17 material, so don't expect to see this movie turn up on the Sci Fi Network any time soon.
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Summary: X-Rated Movie
Review: I just bought this movie because I am a Sci-Fi Time Travel fan. Well, it is a time travel movie, but it's X-rated. It's about 2 scientists, (1 boy and 1 girl), who travel back in time to "Get It On" with famous lovers from the past. The acting and plot and special effects were good, but not the Sci-Fi movie that I expected.
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Summary: One of the best!
Review: If you are fan of the soft-core genre, this is the movie for you. Even though the acting in these movies is not always Oscar calibre, the actors here seem to know this and have fun with it, the result is often humorous. The women are all very hot and there are some excellent simulated sex the likes of which I have rarely seen. The production is excellent for a b-type movie and you even get some funny out-takes at the end. I rate it 5 stars based on what you look for in a movie of this type which is extremely hot nude women and simulated sex scenes. This movie has PLENTY of both.
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Summary: One of the best!
Review: If you are fan of the soft-core genre, this is the movie for you. Even though the acting in these movies is not always Oscar calibre, the actors here seem to know this and have fun with it, the result is often humorous. The women are all very hot and there are some excellent simulated sex the likes of which I have rarely seen. The production is excellent for a b-type movie and you even get some funny out-takes at the end. I rate it 5 stars based on what you look for in a movie of this type which is extremely hot nude women and simulated sex scenes. This movie has PLENTY of both.
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Summary: DO NOT BUY FROM KOCH!
Review: Koch Vision Entertainment is practicing bad business! They fail to deliver the advertised product. As previous reviewers have stated, this is not TETM. It is the sequel, and a lame one at that. Here's the pattern of recent Koch DVD Releases: "Deathbed" has no chapter select menu, and no special features except four trailers. "The Regina Pierce Affair" is also bear-bones, and the cover has some lady who isn't even in the movie! "Passion's Obsession" is also bear-bones and also has a lady not in the film adorning the cover. "Virgins of Sherwood Forest" is also bear-bones. "Hotel Exotica" claims to be the unrated version on the cover and the disk, but it isn't! It's the R-Rated version! How many more Koch titles are crap? How many more will it take? How long will you bother to contact them, only to get the run-around and no straight answers? They are a poor excuse for a company, and I urge you not to give them any money. DO NOT BUY FROM THEM! THEY WILL RIP YOU OFF! I've learned my lesson. From now on, if you want to purchase good softcore erotica, stick with either Image Entertainment or New Concorde Home Entertainment. I have not been disappointed with them, and they deliver what they advertise. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!
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Summary: Lots of naked girls (T&A), Sci-Fi aspect is weak
Review: This is a "Cinemax type" of cable-tv-movie (late night on the weekend). The theme is science-fiction/female-nudity. This movie deserves a R rating (not X or NR). It is a softcore skinflick. It could play uncut on Cinemax, but there is a little more female genitalia than usual. Most of the nudity is shot in bright studio lights and with decent closeups. The science fiction premise is just an excuse to start each new scene and get the girls naked, and it does have lots of naked girls throughout the entire movie. Most of the girls are in their early to mid 20's, and several of the girls are quite attractive, sort of the "girl next door" type (natural breasts with bounce, and wholesome-looking, all with good figures). The one girl that did not look so natural was King Louis' wife (silicone enhanced), but the rest of the girls were worth looking at. I rate this movie one star for science fiction content, four stars for the collection of attractive naked girls, and 5 stars for the fact that they were able to cram nude attractive girls into 80% of the movie. But overall, I rate this movie as 3 stars, because if you wait a couple of years, it will probably be on cable tv. Is this movie for you? Do you like late night T&A on cable tv?
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Summary: Lots of naked girls (T&A), Sci-Fi aspect is weak
Review: This is a "Cinemax type" of cable-tv-movie (late night on the weekend). The theme is science-fiction/female-nudity. This movie deserves a R rating (not X or NR). It is a softcore skinflick. It could play uncut on Cinemax, but there is a little more female genitalia than usual. Most of the nudity is shot in bright studio lights and with decent closeups. The science fiction premise is just an excuse to start each new scene and get the girls naked, and it does have lots of naked girls throughout the entire movie. Most of the girls are in their early to mid 20's, and several of the girls are quite attractive, sort of the "girl next door" type (natural breasts with bounce, and wholesome-looking, all with good figures). The one girl that did not look so natural was King Louis' wife (silicone enhanced), but the rest of the girls were worth looking at. I rate this movie one star for science fiction content, four stars for the collection of attractive naked girls, and 5 stars for the fact that they were able to cram nude attractive girls into 80% of the movie. But overall, I rate this movie as 3 stars, because if you wait a couple of years, it will probably be on cable tv. Is this movie for you? Do you like late night T&A on cable tv?
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Summary: I thought I was the only One!
Review: Verified! This is not the Exotic Time Machine, it is the sequel. Cover is right, disc lable is right, even the menu is right, but when you hit play you get the sequel. I contacted the distributor and did get a response. Basically they promised to look into the problem and get back to me. It has been 2 weeks and I haven't heard a thing. Review- Pretty bad! Glad I only spent $5.99. When I buy a movie like this I expect some laughs at how bad it is. This one just didn't make me laugh. Maybe I was too upset that it wasn't the right movie. Hopefully the correct title will be released and void this review, but in early '04 the cover of this DVD doesn't match the movie on the disc. Anyway, if you saw The Exotic Time Machine PART 2 when it was originally on cable and liked it, here is your movie. This is the Director's Cut with more to it than I remember seeing years ago on Cinemax.
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Summary: Good Sexy Sci-Fi Movie
Review: Well I must give this movie a 4 star rating. The main characters aren't all that great but the characters that they encounter back in time are hot. Especially King Louis wife, who stands around naked for about half the movie and doesn't throw on any clothes what so ever. There is also some lesbian action, and close-ups of the females genitels, which lead the movie more X-rated than R-rated.
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