Rating: Summary: A classic for all the wrong reasons. Review: Sorority Babes in the Slime Ball Bowl-O-Rama really does have it all--if all you're looking for is the worst movie ever made (Plan 9 watch out!). You will laugh (although don't watch this alone, you'll just feel dirty)--it'll be one of those big, hearty, non-stop, spots-in-your-eyes, dizzying laughing fits. The plot... unimportant. Both to the director and to the viewer. The acting... no words can describe. The directing... who would take credit for this? But what you do get is lots of paddles, shaving cream, showers, more bowling alleys than The Big Lebowski, and one awfully racist caricature of an imp. And that, to me, spells classic.
Rating: Summary: THE FEEL GOOD MOVIE OF THE CENTURY Review: This film (that's right I called it a film) is absolutley everything you could possibly want in a movie, that is, if you've gone far enough too to actually read a review on something with a title like this than it's certainly for you. Clever demises, hilarious (usually unintentional) dialogue, long shower scenes, and the worlds greatest actress, Linnea Quigley, in the role she was born to play. Perfect.
Rating: Summary: great movie! with a good spanking scene Review: This is a excellent film. Especially when you see twofine sorority girls getting initiated into a sororoity by getting spanked with a paddle
Rating: Summary: Sub-par B-movie... Review: This is a movie that tries way too hard to be campy and cult-like. It takes itself so not seriously that it is a bore to watch. The reason that 50s B-movies were often fun to watch was because they took themselves so seriously, but the product did not reflect anything remotely serious. This movie is the total opposite.
The plot concerns the adventures of 3 geeky guys and a a bunch of horny sorority babes and a bad biker babe named Spider. They accidently unlock an imp from inside of a bowling trophy. This imp starts granting people wishes and in a most Faustian fashion these wishes start to go horribly wrong.
The movie has a fair share of nudity and if you walk in on this movie at the wrong time it may seem that it is a full-fledged porno. (Well that would have at least been better) The girls are rather attractive but all of them are such horrible actors that one trait cancels out the other. The geeky guys are also rather bad actors. I am talking bad to the point of pain, not bad to the point of cheese.
Overall this movie fails as a cult film, because it tries to funny and it tries to be stupid. If it didn't try to be a cult movie it might have been better.
Rating: Summary: Neat Stuff! Campy and fun. Review: This is quite a good movie about college nerds going to a bowling alley and releases an evil imp. Scream queens Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Michelle (McLellan) Bauer all team up in this comedy-horror-fantasy movie and teamed up again in "The Nightmare Sisters" which is really hilarious and is by the same director, but it's nowhere as good as this. I think this movie was played in theatre's, if not it certainly was good enough to be.
Rating: Summary: Now That's Bowling Review: This movie was the perfect blend of Humor, Horror, and sassy ladies. The movie takes a little while to get started, but you are kept entertained with a little paddling of some sorority babes. The Imp in the film is a blast. He is one of the bad guys that you love to hate. Not to mention he is one mean puppet. The characters were good, and done at the right level. They were over the top enough to draw the laughs, but not so crazy to be annoying. I would reccomend this film to anyone looking for a B-Movie with its share of T&A, and a script that feels like it was written by someone older then 13. The Previews on the DVD are GREAT. There are like 7 of them, and they really make you want to check out more of these clasics.
Rating: Summary: one of the cheesiest B films you'll love to... Review: this one is so bad that it's...well still bad, but in a cool, independent way...
Rating: Summary: Funky fun for fans of all things b-movie. Review: When a group of frat boys get caught peeping in on a sorority's initiation they get roped into helping the pledges steal a trophy from a bowling alley. Too bad that the trophy they choose just happens to have an evil little imp (the movie's original title was, in fact, The Imp) trapped inside. This seemingly grateful, at first, Imp grants wishes to the guys and gals that then backfire in horrible ways. Turns out he just wants to kill everyone. Heck, I would to if I were locked up inside a bowling trophy for years on end. What makes this piece o' trash work as well as it does is seeing just how much fun the cast (which is terrific - Linnea Quigley, Brinke Stevens, and Michelle 'aka porn star Pia Snow' Bauer) obviously had making this dumb thing. Of course this could also be explained by the fact that, according to director David DeCoteau, just about everyone was falling down drunk when they made it. The caterers bar was put to very good use. Recommended for viewers looking for dumb fun, you'll certainly find it here. Enjoy!
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