Dude, Where's My Car?

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Summary: Some people have NO sense of humor!
Review: Man, I just read a whole bunch of reveiws about this movie. I need to say...
YOU PEOPLE HAVE NO SENSE OF HUMOR! This is an awesome movie!
I thought people knew how to enjoy a no-brainer movie! I was wrong.
If you don't like it, I feel sorry for YOU! This is a great movie for people 12 and up.
Its might not be something you watch in front of your parents (You know what I mean ;D )
So yeah, thats all I have to say...
Go out and rent it! It's much better than Austin Powers or any other lame movie like that.

Shibby!
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Summary: Dude! Sweet! (It's Ashley's review!)
Review: This movie is so awesome, man! My favorite part is when they go
to the chinese restaraunt and argue with that woman whose only
words are "and den?". It was hilarious! I also like the part
where they go "Dude! Sweet! Dude! Sweet!" It was awesome. I just
highly reccommend seeing, buying or renting this movie. It's awe-
some! Shibby! Ashley

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Summary: Dude Is A Major Dud
Review: The occaisional mindless comedy can be good for you. I have been known to enjoy them from time to time. Classics like Dumb And Dumber, Airplane!, and the first Austin Powers film, had little plot...and it didn't matter, because the laughs came fast and furious anyway. Dude, Where's My Car? has little plot or genuine laughs, to redeem itself. The film just wastes its very talented cast and is almost instantly forgettable.

The plot, such as it is, concerns two total loser potheads friends. Jesse (Ashton Kutcher) and Chester (Seann William Scott) who wake up, not remembering anything about the night before. Realizing that it's the anniversary of their first dates, with their girlfriends, Wanda (Jennifer Garner) and Wilma (Marla Sokoloff), the duo goes to get the gifts out of the car, only to discover it's missing.

Believe it or not, the beginning of the film, is the best part. After that, it's all down hill. Garner is wasted here in a thankless part, as is the the often funny Hal Sparks...You know you're in trouble when one of the female characters has the last name Boner (Kristy Swanson) Kutcher and Scott can be quite funny, but here are trapped by what sounds like the plot from a rejected Cheech And Chong movie. Director Danny Leiner tries (almost too hard) to keep things funny. But 20 minutes into the film...I couldn't wait for the end.

I am able to give (just barely) the DVD a two star rating, thanks to a rather suprisingly enjoyable audio commentary from Leiner, Kutcher and Scott. If only the script were this funny--things might have been different. The extended scenes aren't all that different from the final versions in the movie. The theatrical trailer, a few TV spots, a ho hum "making of" featurette, and Grand Theft Audio's video for the song "Stoopid A**", from the soundtrack, complete the extras on the disc.

As I said at the start, I don't mind the film having no real plot, but if you are not gonna be a smart comedy, then you should at least be funny. Dude Where's My Car?, is neither fun or funny, just boring

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Summary: literally the worst movie i've ever seen - 0 stars
Review: not only does the awfulness of this movie scare me, the fact that so many people actually like it scares me even more. like another person said, i'm no elitist snob.. i thoroughly enjoy "stupid humor." austin powers 2 is one of my favorite movies.

however, austin powers 2 actually made you do something which a comedy is supposed to make you do: LAUGH. see, good comedies have something called "jokes" or "gags." revolutionary, i know.

this movie has THE dumbest plot i've ever seen, THE worst acting you can ever conceieve, and it is THE worst attempt at comedy ever committed to film. if you like this movie, you're either 7 years old, or i don't want to know you.

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Summary: Cheer Girl
Review: Dude,Where's My Car is the greatest movie ever!I mean, Ashton Kutcher is such a hoty!I mean, H-O-T-Y!It was so dam funny I thought I was going to die!YOU HAVE TO SEE IT!If you like/love Ashton Kutcher you have to see Just Married,(i saw)and My Bose's Dauter.

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Summary: So Funny, I Forgot To Laugh...
Review: This movie just plain sucks... Aston Kutcher is probably the worst movie actor there is (That 70's Show is OK). The movie starts when they wake up, forgot to get their girlfriends presents. cant find their car, realize they had a night on the town last night, then it just gets really stupid. DO NOT SEE IT!!! only a pothead with the sense of humor of a 6 year old would enjoy this...

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Summary: Can I give a rating of no stars?
Review: This is a public service announcement.

I don't usually waste my time writing reviews on Amazon.com. But this time I feel it is my civic duty. "DWMC?" has received at this time an average rating of 3&1/2 stars. I must do what I can to bring that rating down.

This movie, people, is the worst theatrical release that I have ever seen. Don't get the impression that I'm a movie snob. Brainless comedies are certainly my cup of tea. Ace Ventura (part one anyway), Dumb and Dumber, Old School, Billy Madison - these are all movies which were slammed by critics for either their formulaic natures or their toilet humor, or both. I can watch them repeatedly. And I encourage everyone to do the same.

Kutcher cracks me up on the 70's show. I have consistently been a fan of Mr. William Scott, having enjoyed all of his work (although I have yet to catch American Wedding). All of it, that is, except...

Let's start with the script. Obviously it was written by an eighth grader. I used to write stuff like this when I was ten.
Then there's the direction. The way in which these actors deliver their lines is reminiscent of "Mannequin 2" (still a better movie by all accounts). Hey, didn't that have Kristy Swanson, too? (If you want her best work see Higher Learning, Buffy, or Ferris Bueller's Day Off, because this is a career low. And that's saying something when it's Kristy Swanson we're talking about.)

Stifler is obviously a talent. Kelso - well, he's good on TV, and he might make a good movie one day. But this is certainly not it. If you like these guys, see anything else with Scott, or watch Punk'd, or something. This movie is worse than "The Postman", okay? It's worse than anything I've ever seen. Please spend your eighty-something minutes doing something else. If you knew what you were missing, you'd thank me.

Worst movie ever.

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Summary: Sheer absurdist perfection
Review: This movie is hysterical. It's one of the best comedies ever made. It's so goofy, so ridiculous, and so juvenille that you can't help but admire it for its complete commitment to cracking you up and nothing else. It's not political. It's not even really a satire of anything. It's just fun. Aside from that, and I'm not kidding when I say this, I think it's one of the most beautiful [alternative]love stories ever filmed. Jesse and Chester are madly in love with one another. Their "girlfriends" (who they make sure to admit that they've never actually slept with) are just a hobby. These are two young men who have found true love. ...

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Summary: And then . . . And then . . . And then . . . And then . . .
Review: Was this supposed to be funny? Cos if so, I didn't laugh much. Only once and that was at the Chinese Foooood drive thru, with the Chinese woman! She was so funny!

This is definitely a guy's film, and I wouldn't go out of my way to watch it again. It's one of those films that are good the first time, but if you watch it repeatedly, it wouldn't have the same effect. There were lots of women in it, aptly named by the girlfriends "big breasted bimbos", and not so aptly named by the guys "hot chicks". Er, no. And the overuse of the word "dude" got on my nerves! I suppose it was part of the film. Bill & Ted could get away with it in the 80s, but not now. It's like saying "wassup", no one says that anymore, but people were saying it for ages.

Seann William Scott seems to get typecast in this role now, no thanks to the American Pie trilogy. I didn't like him so much in this movie; he is quite often funny, but not here. And Ashton Kutcher - what exactly does Demi Moore see in him? He looks goofy, and even with a decent hair cut, I wouldn't look twice at him. As Brittany Murphy put it - to him, the age difference doesn't matter, and to her, size doesn't matter! Well put! Ashton Kutcher, or Eminem? Hard choice . . .

At the end the Super Hot Female Alien was totally weird, and used some very clever camera trickery! She reminded me of the one of the girls who used to be in Baywatch, but I forget her name.

Apart from the Chinese woman (and then . . . and then . . . and then . . .), the other bit I liked was the outtakes showing behind the credits at the end. More films should do this, as it makes it loads more entertaining to watch the end credits.

I would recommend to this film, but only to guys. The "hot chicks" get on my nerves, so the guys will definitely like this film.

Now where can I get that necklace, dude?!

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Summary: Dude, did the writers write a good script? NO WAY DUDE!!
Review: Dude, Where's My Car? (2000) Ashton Kutcher, Seann William Scott, Jennifer Garner, Marla Sokoloff, Kristy Swanson, David Herman, Hal Sparks, Charlie O' Connell, D: Danny Leiner.

Juvenile comedy about two pothead morons waking up in the morning with hangovers to find they misplaced their car and try to recap the wild events of the night before.

Lowbrow and witless, with goofballs named Jesse and Chester, in the tradition of Bill and Ted, or Cheech and Chong, or Harry and Lloyd. Yes, teenagers will find appeal in this, and it can be entertaining if your idea for a Saturday evening is a waste of time.

TRIVIA: Andy Dick and Brent Spiner appear unbilled. Followed by SERIOUSLY DUDE, WHERE'S MY CAR?

Running Time: 83 minutes and rated PG-13 for language, drug content and sexual humor