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Summary: The greatness of Dakota Fanning
Review: This film is notable only for one reason-the film debut of soon-to-be overlord of the human race, Dakota Fanning. Her brilliant mastery of dialogue, pacing and screen technique (even as "six-year-old girl in park") makes one see why when this sordid cesspool we call Earth eventually heaves up its bowels in a churning mass of humanity, Dakota will be the one who rescues us all from mediocrity, imbecility, and guys named "Bob", who attempt to hit on women who are WAY too young for them, and get shot down as a result. UltraLord has spoken!
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Summary: Absolutely unforgivable.
Review: This is absolutely one of the worst movies I've seen,in a long,long time. Not horrible in a enjoyable way,see,but horrible in such a way if I ever see Jerry O'Connell I will ask for my money back.
Let's see..Jerry O'Connell has only about two facial expressions to work with,the Busey kid creeps me out beyond belief,(hey,just like Dad!!) Shannon Elisabeth is totally wasted and the gags are not funny,especially the long drawn out bit with the discarded testicle. Stay far away from this. Jerry O'Connell ruins every movie he's in. Julia Schultz is wasted as well!! If you see it at a video store and accidentally pick it up,put it down quick,and wash your hands!!!
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Summary: Pretty Good
Review: This is definately not the worst movie, but I still say that the funniest movie still goes to "Scary Movie". But yes this is funny and I do recommend it. I like the movie, but the only part I don't like is that it gets slow for a while to me. But I think it's worth viewing.
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Summary: This movie makes American Pie look like Barney
Review: This is my favorite movie of all time. This movie has Jerry O'Connell, Shannon Elizabeth, Jake Busey, Jamie Presley, and Horatio Sanz. It has a lot of hilarious sexual humor and also stupid humorNow for the actual plot. Seven years ago Micheal's friend got married. That night the men are talking and make a bet on whoever can stay single longest. Now back in the present Horatio Sanz character has just gotten married in vegas and its down to Michael(Jerry O'Connel) and Kyle(Jake Busey). Michael is betting at the high rollers table trying to impress a girl. He finally quits after losing $51,000. He has 30 days to pay it off or he will be killed. He goes to Kyle, who is rich, and about to ask him if he can borrow the money. Michael finds out that Kyle hates lending out money before he got to ask. So then Michael thinks then asks him if he ever got close to falling in love. Kyle tells Michael about Natalie(Shannon Elizabeth) who was a brides made at the wedding 7 years ago. He explained that he thought she was the one who got away. Michael goes searching for her and askes her is she remembers Kyle. She does but she doesnt remember the way Kyle did. She hates Kyle so shes makes a deal with Michael that for half the bet she will get Kyle to marry her. This movie is hilarious and has a lot of sick and perverted twists throughout it. If you loved American Pie this is perfect for you. Well enjoy
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Summary: Just Plain Drivel
Review: This is the worst movie I have ever seen. It is lowest common denominator movie-making at its worst. It makes American Pie look like Shakespeare. Unless you have the IQ and emotional maturity of a 9 year old, avoid this drivel.
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Summary: Wretched In Every Possible Way
Review: This movie fails in every possible way a comedy can: The characters are so repellent and unfunny that you don't care what happens to them.
The story barely exists after 20 minutes.
The "gags" are torturously lame, especially the scene involving a hospital cafeteria and David Ogden Stiers. Growing up in the 80's, we sat through a lot of horrible comedies aimed at the all-important teen male audience only to hear, "Well, that sucked but at least we got to see (hot actress name here) naked."
TOMCATS doesn't even deliver on that. What's the point?
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Summary: Wretched In Every Possible Way
Review: This movie fails in every possible way a comedy can: The characters are so repellent and unfunny that you don't care what happens to them.
The story barely exists after 20 minutes.
The "gags" are torturously lame, especially the scene involving a hospital cafeteria and David Ogden Stiers. Growing up in the 80's, we sat through a lot of horrible comedies aimed at the all-important teen male audience only to hear, "Well, that sucked but at least we got to see (hot actress name here) naked."
TOMCATS doesn't even deliver on that. What's the point?
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Summary: great movie
Review: this movie has got to be one of the funniest movies of 2001. if i was siskel and ebert i would give it 2 thumbs up. it is hilarious from beginning to end. so if u got 20 bucks to spend gotta go with tomcats....
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Summary: (1-1/2 stars) Comedy, it's NOT
Review: This movie is all over the place. It starts out as just your typical sex movie, and the humor is so crude that even Howard Stern would say it's going too far. If you think any joke in this movie is funny, you'll also notice that it's the kind of joke that you wouldn't dare repeat to anyone. From what I could figure out about the plot, a group of bachelor friends make a bet with a large amount of money (I don't remember or care exactly how much), which will be given to the last bachelor standing. At one point, there are two bachelors left: Michael (Jerry O'Connell) and Kyle (Jake Busey). Michael goes to Vegas and gambles away all his money. In order to pay off his debt, he struggles to get Kyle, a gigolo, married so he can collect the 'winning' money; thus paying off the debt. While cruising around one night, Michael propositions a prostitute (Shannon Elizabeth) who turns out to be an undercover police officer named Natalie. He is taken into custody, but he gets let go under Natalie's supervision when he cries out (literally) that he was just trying to get in contact with his ex-girlfriend. Now I don't know where the ex-girlfriend thing came from, or the whole prostitution incident, for that matter. That tells you right there how disorganized everything is. Michael's ex-girlfriend is played by Jaime Pressly...I think. I couldn't even tell. Meanwhile, Steve (Horatio Sanz) is married, but he thinks his wife is cheating on him with another woman. He keeps bursting into her room whenever he sees supposed shadows and hears supposed sounds of her and another woman, but he's always wrong. The last time, however, he actually does catch her with another woman. Just as he is furiously leaving the room, the women ask him if he wants to join. And because he's a man, of course he jumps right in. What a great storyline. There are two things that were proved here. One is that watching this movie is an equivalent to self-destruction. The other thing is that it's obvious that Shannon Elizabeth will do anything for a check. Aside from this, she has appeared in such travesties as Seamless (a runaway gang of young people living on sex and gambling) and Dish Dogs (a stripper falling in love with a dish washer). She's not a bad actress, but it's really hard to tell when she subjects herself to mess like this. This movie is about as funny as an episode of The Parent 'Hood. Leave it alone and go do something more fun, like your laundry.
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Summary: Marriage more powerful than money
Review: This movie is certainly a guy flick, but the guys make such a mess of things its like a woman's revenge movie.
There are loads of beautiful fiancees around to tempt the guys to lose their bachelorhoods. The table scene and the half-baked proctologist make you want to carefully check a doctor's medical credentials.
This movie is not for the squemish with references to things even playboy does not talk about.
if you can laugh and kringe at the same time you are in for
an enjoyable 85 minutes.
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