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Summary: It really wasn't funny
Review: I was disgusted by the first one and pleasantly surprised by the second movie. I admire Anna Faris and her ability to never take herself seriously and be silly in any situation. Here, she was lacking. Charlie Sheen was maybe the funniest character in this movie, not that that says much. A lot of the jokes were really dumb, and like a previous reviewer said "boring". The humor veered more towards slapstick, and relied more heavily on people getting hit by random objects and knocked in certain delicate places of their anatomy. I felt like I was watching a cartoon.
Just because people are beating each other up over a stupid misunderstanding doesn't make it funny. I felt like I could have thought up some of that stuff at home. I was disappointed in what they drew from what was actually very promising material. Oh well.
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Summary: Its time to end it.
Review: The first Scary Movie was fine, the second should have been an indication that the series should end, but the third is dreadful. Ripping off movies from The Matrix to Sighs with out even being remotely funny makes this movie is a real choir to watch. I don't know what to think about the success of this film but I know that this is the last Scary Movie for me.
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Summary: IT'S BACKK BABY NOT!!!!
Review: ...THIS MOVIE IS GONNA BE FUNNY AS HECK BUT THERES NO NUDIDY CAUSE IT'S PG-13 NO WAYNES BROS NO NOTHING!! NO AFENCE11 SORRY SCARYMOVIE 3 YOUR JUST NOT AS GOOD AS PART 2.... NOTE PLEASE!! IF THEY MAKE SCARY MOVIE 4 PLEASE HAVE MARLIN WAYNES AND SHAWN AND RATED .R. CHANCES ARE THERE NOT BECAUSE THEY ALREADY PISSED THEM OFF BY MAKING THIS MOVIE RATED PG-13 AND NOT PUTTING THEM IN THE MOVIE!!
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Summary: funniest movie ever
Review: This move was soooo funny. It was much funnier than scary movie 1 and almost as funny as scary movie 2. I'm glad that david zucker (the genius who invented the genre with airplane) directed this movie because the wayan brothers are not very funny. gone are the crude sexual jokes and mean humor and instead we have laugh out load gags and funny spoofs of our favorite movies like 8mile, circles, rings, and the tape movie. charlie sheen is so funny that I laughed out load. If you enjoyed the movie airplane or the movie hot shots than do yourself a favor and GO SEE THIS MOVIE!
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Summary: the funniest thing about this is.....
Review: the fact that people are saying this was funny.i snickered in the opening scene then my eyelids started to fail me.the best compliment i could give this is it was childishly goofy,hence the pg-13 rating.im sure the teens will give this the ol''its the greatest comedy of the whole wide year''rating.and thats because the movie was aimed at them.i was surprised cuba gooding jr wasnt in this mess.producers need to learn to end a series.those responisble for the blair witch junk did(3 movies too late though).i read that S.M. part 4 is to be released on us but to the delight of the teens in feb 04.i gotta stop watching previews,theyre costing me money!
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Summary: It's sort of "Scary" how bad this film was
Review: I hate to be the one to say a movie is "horrible", but i can't help but say that about Scary Movie 3. Before i went to see it, i came onto this site to see how others thought it was before spending money to see it, i read reviews saying it was "very funny" and "the best in the series", believe me, it wasn't. It's not just the fact that the jokes were horrible, but most of the humor was just boring. Unlike in the past 2 movies, where horror movies were made fun of with sick, crude humor that was actually fun to laugh at, now all types of movies are being made fun of with stupid jokes that only a ten-year old would find funny.The story revolves around The Ring, Signs and 8 Mile, the latter of which isn't even a horror movie. The Ring parodies weren't all that great, most being predictible. The Signs parts were very boring and sometimes hard to understand what people were laughing at. The 8 Mile gag was completely awful, nothing about it was funny and it didn't even do a good job making fun of the movie. It also showed some parodies of comedy films themselves, such as Bruce Almighty. In all, the whole movie was a failure. Nothing about Scary Movie 3 was funny, except maybe a few of the minor parts that were shown in the trailer already. The rating being PG-13 was a complete joke, as it still featured alot of very...rated R type moments. The funniest part of the movie for me was the fact that it had so many cameos. Notice the fact that so many put their time into this trash. Also, the funniest part was seeing Ja Rule on the big screen, i thought he went back to rap?
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Summary: Hilarious!
Review: This movie didn't disappoint me. One complaint, they showed WAY too much in the ads done on this movie. The Michael Jackson thing wasn't funny at all in the movie because I had seen it a billion times in the commercial. But there were lots of other funny things. The spoof on "Signs" where they show footage of the aliens in the background ... Leslie Nielsen adds his comic genius and Simon Rex...well I guess he's done with his porn career. The "8-Mile" thing is really funny! Martha Stewart is his hero and Dr. Phil is his uncle. LOL! I had a really good time while watching this movie.
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Summary: Umm, Not Funny. . .
Review: This had to be the worst Scary movie of the trilogy. While there was an impressive cast that included Michael Jackson (which was scary enough), the humor in the movie was cheap, nonprovacative, and old. There were too many obvious "jokes" that were just not funny. It was like reading a third grade riddle book. This movie had its funny moments, but it was overshadowed with stupidity overall. .... I also thought that the movie took some things a little overboard. For example, I thought that the blowing up of Mother Theresa's head in the during an awards ceremony hosted by the President went a bit tasteless. I did not find that funny. There were other scenes in which I thought to cross the line, but I will not stress myself to introduce them to you. The only humor I found to be a little more consistent was the parody of The Ring. I thought all other attacks on the other movies were short, dumb, and predictable. Even for a teen, I think it is just a one-time rental to watch with friends, that is if you care to even spend money to rent it. Do not bother to buy it.
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Summary: a lot less raunchier than the second, but funnier
Review: A film by David Zucker This latest installment of the Scary Movie spoof franchise comes with a new director and a new writing staff. The creators of the series, The Wayans Brothers, have left the franchise and the new director (David Zucker) was the director of Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies. This spoof is advertised as spoofing all of today's major horror movies, but primarily works with Signs and The Ring. The rest of the spoofs are random gags throughout the movie. As much as it was suggested that it was a horror movie spoof, we also have gags on Lord of the Rings, The Matrix Reloaded, and 8 Mile. As I mentioned, the plot (such as it is) closely follows that of The Ring and Signs. These two stories are kept separate for a while but eventually do tie together. Keep in mind that plot is not the focus of Scary Movie. Rather, the focus is on throwing as many gags together and hoping that some of them stick well enough to be funny. Enough of them do that I found this to be a funny movie. I heard rumors that the Michael Jackson segment was to be removed from the movie, which is a shame because the whole segment (beyond what is in the trailer) is one of the better ones in the movie. The movie goes for the easy joke in each spoof, but they keep coming so fast that you don't really mind. Only one scene comes to mind that really bombed (badly, I might add), but as a whole...funny. I wouldn't put this movie up with the all time great comedies, but this movie is exactly what you expect it to be (especially considering the first two movies). The one thing I will say is that I'm glad this movie was rated PG-13. It was a lot less raunchy than the first two movies and I appreciate that a lot. The movie went overboard on a few scenes, but just not in the level of raunchiness. This is a low-brow spoof, but I did find it funny enough to recommend (with the understanding that this is a low-brow comedy spoof).
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Summary: It's no AIRPLANE.....
Review: When I found out at the end of the movie that one of the Zucker brothers was directing, it made everything clear.... They tried sooo hard to make this movie into a 2003 AIRPLANE...but it fell severely flat. This movie doesn't even come close to the 1979 classic! This movie was so horrid...I am even contemplating not buying the DVD! Now, that is sad! Please save your hard earned money for something better....
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