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Summary: FBI warning fix!!
Review: OK, my player also showed the FBI warning thing... so, what you do is when you first put the DVD is press 'stop' so the FBI warning doesn't show up and your stop menu does... then push 'play' and voila! oh, my review... VERY funny! a must-see!
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Summary: Why Spoof Horror, Any Way?
Review: Why spoof a horror movie, any way? Those teen-scream flicks I KNOW WHAT YOU DID... and SCREAM (plus sequels) practically spoof themselves. What can be added by making this flick?Alright, so SCARY MOVIE was funny in some places. And I can appreciate some vulgar humor in the SOUTH PARK vein. But unlike SOUTH PARK, SCARY MOVIE doesn't come off with the same success. SOUTH PARK tries continually to outdo itself, but it pulls it off with a certain level of "class". SCARY MOVIE ultimately fails because it tries to hard. Hence resorting to flashing the male anatomy several times for a chuckle. Please! If you want to do toilet humor, fine, but at least make it funny... something more like Mike Myers drinking "poo" in AUSTIN POWERS, as he says "It's nutty!" and grins. Shawn Wayans fans will enjoy his performance. It's great stuff, there's just not enough of it. I wouldn't feel bad if you fast-forwarded through the rest.
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Summary: DVD not compatible with all players
Review: Be prepared to get a little frustrated when you get this DVD. Several brands of DVD players are unable to read this disc, so you may not be able to watch it at all. Also, the FBI warning at the beginning takes 17 minutes, and there's no way to fast-forward through it, or skip over it. If you can get past these technical quirks, then you are in for one hell of a raunchy and VERY FUNNY movie!
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Summary: Very Funny!
Review: This is a very funny movie. If you like gross humor this is for you. If you are eaisly offended DO NOT SEE THIS.
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Summary: Absolutely Hilarious!
Review: Ok well this is one dvd that everyone should have. Scary Movie is, without a doubt, the funniest DVD of the year. It combines humor from many movies and mixes them together. There was only one scene which i did not find that funny and that was when Buffy (shannon Elizibeth) dies. Its kind of stupid how they killed her but o well. It has some great cut scenes that are funny, especially the clip with shorty and his "movie". If you have seen the cut scenes you know what im talking about. overall a great movie. My second favorite dvd behind GLADIATOR.
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Summary: Thoroughly Disgusting
Review: What a waste. A potentially hillarious idea turned into such a waste of film, and now, DVDs. The flick has its moments, like the "Whassup" Scream guy scene, and a couple of others. The trailer for this movie had everybody laughing hard, but when I saw the movie, I discovered that the parts in the trailer were the only parts of the movie that were funny. Everything else had to do with the male organ, sex, or homosexuality, all crudely portrayed. If you have decent taste and you have seen the comercials, there is no reason for you to buy this trash.
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Summary: Why the low ratings?
Review: Scary Movie was probably the best comedy that came out all year. I have seen so many horrible movies this year and only got to see a few good ones. Scary Movie was one of them. It was hillarious for me, because I hated all the Scream sequels and both of the I Know What You Did Last Summer movies and Urban Legend movies. Sure, there are some scenes that are racy, but they are no different then what everybody raved about in There Is Something About Mary. It seems like everybody forgot how this movie was supposed to be stupid and not make sense. I guess everybody who hated this movie was too busy making flattering comments about What Women Want.
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Summary: Two hours of my life i'll never get back.
Review: I can not even begin to discribe how much I hated this movie. I would give this zero stars if it were possible. It takes real effort to make such a pathetically stupid movie. If the intent of the Waynes brothers is to make me feel the bile raising in my throat then they deserve applause. It's a completly non-sequiter un-original film that looks like it was written by a group of elementry kids. A friend of mine insisted I watch this because it was "so funny". I hate him very much now. Reading these other reviews, it really scares me to know there are actually people out there who like this movie. It proves we live in a very sad and pathetic world.
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Summary: Not for Kids, definitely not...
Review: I thought Scary Movie was actually funny. I mean if you know what Marlon, Sean, or Keenon Ivory Wayans are about then it's not brain surgery to figure out what this movie would be about. I strongly do not urge parents not to let small kids see this movie because there are a plethora of scenes that are very explicit and sexual. I would be very upset if I took my kids to see this movie because it should be rated NC-17. The movie got a lot of laughs at the movie theater. Once again the movie is good if you have a warped sense of humor, like me.
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Summary: Get a Sense of Humor
Review: This movie attacks the stupidity of the lame, overpopular Scream and I Know... series. You people should understand that this movie was most likely targeted for the younger portion of movie viewers, the ones with a modern sense of humor. You people who review this so bad must have no sense of humor, or must not understand what this movie is about. I give this movie 2 thumbs up, it had me laughing through the whole thing, especially the gay guy. I suppose you people didn't pick up half the jokes if you didn't like it. This movie deserves good ratings, it sought to bring us comedy, and I believe it did it well.
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