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Summary: Pure Garbage
Review: 15 minutes was all I was able to watch before I stopped it. I've seen bad comedy, but this movie is extremely tasteless. Most of the "Humor", if you choose to use that word, is focused on sexual content and cheap vulgarity. I wouldn't recommend that movie for anybody I care about.
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Summary: Not what I thought it would be...
Review: Although this movie is worth a few laughs for ADULTS, it is basically a glorified porno flick and should not be shown to young children. This would seem to be obvious, but in the movie theater I went to see this sub-standard film, there were quite a few idiots there with their young kids (at an R-rated movie? Couldn't you find a sitter?) and the kids seemed confused and disturbed much of the time. Yes, I laughed a couple of times at this movie, but it was not easy with little girls watching the same thing. If you have a young child, especially a little girl, and let them watch this film with four ... scenes and an adult ..., you are a disgusting piece of trash who should be thrown in jail for child abuse. That was my experience with watching this film in a "family" theater.
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Summary: Garbage Movie
Review: This movie is simply a movie of stupid humor. I must admit that I enjoyed the Naked Gun movies, but this movie takes that premise and makes it ridiculous. The Wayans brothers seem to produce stupid comedy, as their hosting of the MTV music awards was a disaster. In closing, Scary Movie attempts to be funny by relaying scenes of ridiculous actions, such as a girl being shot to the ceiling by an orgasm. Some of the scenes may be original, but anyone off the street could think up trash like this.
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Summary: Mixed emotions!
Review: Before I start ranting about how funny this movie is, I have to get this off of my chest - Scary Movie is one of the worst movies ever! By far and away, this is complete trash. It is just that as another member of society, trash like this is not only acceptable, it is extremely entertaining. There, I said it! Scary Movie is awful as a movie, but you will be laughing like a trippin' hyena while you watch this. Do make sure you know a few quick facts before you buy this though: it is gross, I have never seen a movie before where a guy literally gets stabbed by another guy's wang. Not only that but the constant use of extremely sickening sex jokes and the frequent male nudity almost drove me to insanity the first time I watched this flick. If you can get over this, you will find that this is one of the funniest flicks in years, much like I did. I just hope that all comedies do not turn into this.
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Summary: It should've been called Stupid Movie.
Review: This is one of the worst comedy movies of all time. It seemed like the writers were trying so hard to make it funny, their efforts were way too obvious. It was like the writers were taking a multiple choice test on sophmoric humor. The jokes were not even all that raunchy. I could see that it was funny if you were a) drunk or stoned, b)13 years old, or c)a mental defective. It's better when comedy seems effortless in execution. The Farley Brothers RULE!
Rating: 
Summary: Fairly Good...Not What You Expect From Watching Previews
Review: I think this movie had its shares of laughs, but there were so many parts that was just flat out stupid. still, its defintely worth watching if you enjoy laughing a lot...But dont set your expectation too high...cuz they will be let down....
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Summary: A GREAT TAKE-OFF ON 'SCREAM'
Review: This film starts with a wicked funny scene making fun of Casey Becker's (Drew Barrymore) scene in 'Scream'. This girls name is Drew Decker (Carmen Electra) and does some stupid things to get away from the "killer". Mostly the plot is set on 'Scream' and 'I Know What You Did Last Summer'. One of my favorite parts was when Marissa Jaret Winokur (Garage Victom) makes fun of Tatum Riley's (Rose McGowern) part in 'Scream' and pulls the whole house down when she tries to get through the doggy door. I recommend this film for teen parties! If you want a big horror laugh, BUY THIS!
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Summary: REALLY FUNNY!
Review: This film was real funny, but some parts I really didn't get. That is why I just missed giving it 5 stars. But, for what it was, it was veeeeeerrrry funny. It had really good jokes about hits like 'Scream', 'I Know what You did Last Summer' and more! This is what you should rent if your over 16, if you really want a good comedy! BUY THIS!
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Summary: Crude and Lame
Review: I deplored this waste of a perfectly good idea on such a trashy film. Not only was it completely not funny, aside from a handful of good moments that you have already seen on the commercials and trailers, this film has nothing to offer the person coming in for the cheap laugh, or especially for the person coming for a serious gag. Between the good parts, the rest is basically just homophobic filler and will make you want to vomit if you have half an ounce of good taste. The only thing of lower quality than the movie is the DVD. What junk is this? I rented it and couldn't play it on my player on my TV, I had to go to a buddie's house to watch it, and it sucked. Where is the "hillarious comedy" I was promised? Watching this film made me want to hang myself
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Summary: I'm Intelligent, Listen to Me
Review: Hi. I'm intelligent. This movie is not funny, unless you are a foot fungus. I mean, cause I am smart and I know. Get it?
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