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Summary: "Scream 3" Was Funnier
Review: Here's my problem with "Scary Movie": It spends so much time trying to sick you out it loses focus of what it is supposed to be doing: spoofing scary movies. The plot was good: a group of friends hit a man -who doesn't actually at first- and a year later find notes and a ghost masked killer after them. Smart plot mixing "I Know What You Did Last Summer" and "Scream" together. Even the "Matrix" fight was neat. So let me return to my problem. If they would have just left it as spoofing movies and not become the Gross-Out-Movie-Of-The-Week, we would all be in good shape. ... .
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Summary: Good spoof of movies
Review: Ever find the corniness of those Scream movies? Well, this is hilarious if so. It exaggerates. That scream guy starts playing with that girl (On this I know who the character is but I won't tell you, the movie's funnier and more interesting that way). I loved that part when he got disgusted about the breast implant thing. Also, making fun of them while watching football. Also, there's spoofs of those Urban Legend movies. That one about that girl who's sister died a year ago, then there's this girl who's so disturbing at the movie theatre that they stop consentrating then get pissed at her. Just see it. Or just buy it. Which ever one. There was a flaw however-- The sex was what this movie mainly mentions and if you don't like that then I suggest you to not buy this.
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Summary: Off Tha RiCKtor!
Review: If Use A 4:20 Type Of Person, This Movie Is A Must Get. Fasho, This Film Is Off Tha RiCKtor. Them Wayans Bros Has Done It Again. Imma Keep This Short Because I Dont Have The Ability To Write A Whole Book Like Some Of The Other Reviewers. I Recommened This Movie If U's A Pot Head And Want A Good Laugh, U Wont Be Dissappointed. One Mo Gin Fa Tha BloCK.
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Summary: Laugh Out Loud Hillarious
Review: Scary Movie will have you laughing from beginning to end. If you liked the whole Scream, Matrix, I Know What You Did Last Summer, and Urban Legend thing, then you will love this movie. Spend an hour and a half picking out clips from alternate movies. I wouldn't recommend this for anyone under say 15 or 16 cause of some pretty rounchy jokes. But for those of you that are old enough to watch this is the best movie of the year.
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Summary: funniest movie so far
Review: I love this movie. I give it 5 stars for humor. The wayans family has made us all laugh with in living color, dont be a menace to south central... And there latest film scary movie, will make you die from laughter.
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Summary: One star for every laugh
Review: There were only two decent jokes in the entire movie. How can you make something that is less than an hour and a half seem too long? It's one thing to use bad taste and be funny. Mel Brooks wrote the book on that tactic, and it has been done very well recently. This was not one of those films. It had lots of bad taste, but few laughs. Honestly, I think this was the dumbest thing ever committed to film, and I've seen Plan 9 and a lot of Kevin Costner movies.
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Summary: Uhhhhh, OK.
Review: This would be a great movie to watch with a large group of people. THere are far too many, shall we say, disgusting parts to actually sit down and watch this one on your own. While Scary Movie does have its moments (The I know what you did last summer (or Halloween) scene is great), there are enough other problems to overshadow the funny parts. Had they left out most of the sex jokes, it would have been a much better movie.
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Summary: Disappointing
Review: Maybe I'm having a conservative reaction to this film but it wasn't exactly the funiest movie. If you have seen the previews to this movie, you have seen all the good parts. Its not worth seeing the rest. They could have done a much better job if they stuck to making fun of Scream, Matrix and all of that. The sexual humor was just simply discusting. Maybe my problem was that it was male nudity.
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Summary: Defining "gross" entertainment
Review: OK, I'm pretty tolerant of gross entertainment in movies (see my reviews of Road Trip, Me Myself and Irene, and South Park if you don't believe me), TV, books, and music, but Scary Movie is where I draw the line. Why is that? First off, the previews made it seem like a Naked Gun-esque spoof, of which I am a big fan of those types of movies. Yes, it is a spoof like those kinds of movies, but more extreme. Second, after viewing it, I felt like I needed to take a shower because of all the male-organ jokes and gay references(as a straight male, I cannot take too many of those types of jokes). The other problem I had with this movie is it was pretty much the same three jokes written over and over: Girls, drugs, and small male organs. All right, I'll admit there were a couple of funny scenes once all those jokes wore off, like the I Know What You Did Last Summer and Matrix scenes and the scene where the marijuana-smoking killer says the now-infamous "Whassssssssuuuuuup?" and Marlon says "I see dead people!", but the scene where Shawn gets impaled on a giant male organ is just too much. The best line in the whole movie is when Shawn Wayans says "TV shows don't make people kill. Canceling TV shows makes people kill!" Bottom line: if you want a good spoof, see the original Naked Gun or Airplane, and avoid this one. If the MPAA let this one go through, I'd hate to see what they left out of South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.
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Summary: READ THIS IT WILL HELP U
Review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