Scary Movie

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Summary: the end is near
Review: That anyone at all found this movie funny is sad. That America rushed to the theaters in drooling droves is enough to make you want to call it quits. Sure, it's raunchy. Sure, it's over the top. But the jokes are also unfunny, completely unfunny. They run the full gamut from totally uninspired gags to rip-offs of preexisting totally uninspired gags. That's the true sign of a comedy utterly devoid of worth: it can't even pick good jokes to steal. This wretched, tired, hideous waste of celluloid could only be worth renting as a sociological study, or as proof that it's about time for God to end this misguided experiment we call humanity.

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Summary: Who let the crap out?
Review: This movie is funny in some bits but not in others it crap and full of sex that doesn't need to be in there

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Summary: Strange
Review: This movie wasn't as funny as I thought it would be. The jokes were not really that funny, usually good jokes make your stomach hurt, this didn't. One thing it's definetly not for kids. When I bought it was given a U rating. it needs at least PG 15.

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Summary: Funny and Stupid at the Same Time
Review: The movie had some very funny parts in it, but even more of the movie was just plain stupid. Some of the attempts at humor are profoundly dumb. Others are genuinely funny. If you enjoy blatent humor and quick laughs, you may enjoy this EXPLICIT movie.

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Summary: Scary Movie chose the bananna too!
Review: Scary Movie is a comedy spoof of past horror movies like: Scream, I know What You Did Last Summer, The Matrix, The Sixth Sense and The Blair Witch Project. There are some really funny scenes in this movie, but many times they just are trying to make Cindy's breasts look like a man's rolly petrols! That's where this film went wrong. This movie had some pretty bad scenes- like James Van Der Beek- the special features in the DVD were better- the TV chase with the real life girl, The "Liclac, Waffle, etc." and the alternate ending. Sure this film does have it's laughs. But playing scary music while Cindy gets bumped in the head- and when she was shaving her tongue in the bathtub- COME ON! Work with me Wayans' Brothers... Keenen Ivory Wayans' IN LIVING COLOR show had a little more better comedy than this did! More of those safety/death signs and more Neo Back Breakers... and Hi-Pie (Marlon Wayans) and more bottle knockouts with some more hives covering the head- you need more of those spoofs and it would have been funnier. Road Trip was 10x better with comedy!!! You need Tom Green for Scary Movie 2 and there better be a spoof on THE EXCORCIST and END OF DAYS!!! Don't choose the bananna anymore!

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Summary: HILARIOUSSSSSS!
Review: The FUNNIEST movie I've ever seen....what more can I say! If u don't wet yourself watching this movie.....then u must lack a sense of humor.

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Summary: It's Scary really
Review: Scary movie is hilarious! I laughed the intire movie. By just looking at the case you can tell it's funny. Scream was so funny when he smoked pot. It may be a very crude but it has parts where you'll laugh your... off. My favorite part was when he threw the Votca at the guys head when he really wasn't dead. The Waynes brothers rock. See SCARY MOVIE!!!!!!!!!

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Summary: "Hillarious" Spoof Of 'Scream','I Know...', ect.!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: WHEN I SAW THIS MOVIE THE FIRST TIME, I COULD NOT STOP CRAKING UP!!! ESPECIALLY FROM THE 'SCREAM' KILLER, AND DOOFY (the spoof of Deputy Dewey from 'Scream')!!! THERE IF JUST...'SOOOOO' MANY FUNNY PARTS (yet REALLY gross...but funny) IN THIS MOVIE THAT I CAN'T KEEP TRACK OF!!! IT SPOOF'S MOVIES SUCH AS 'SCREAM','I KNOW WHAT YOU DID LAST SUMMER','BLAIR WITCH PROJECT' AND 'THE MATRIX'!!! I WON'T TELL YOU ANY MORE, BUT..."SEE THIS MOVIE WHEN EVER YOU CAN"!!!!! YOU WILL ENJOY IT!!!

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Summary: Funny?
Review: Was A Scary Movie funny? Yes. What was funny was how this noncreative, unimaginative, piece of trash even made it to the screen. You would have had to smoke as much dope as they did in this movie to even find it worth snickering at. They took every nasty, foul, perverted subject, mixed it with the plots of movies that were worth watching, and spewed forth this disgusting concoction. It is no wonder that the Wayans Brother's show was cancelled. And I must shame the people in charge of giving this movie an R rating when it easily could have and should have gotten an X, but I guess money speaks louder than basic rating guidelines. If this movies speaks for what future generations will call funny, then God help us all.

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Summary: Pretty Funny Movie
Review: I, never seeing any of the Scream movies, or I Know What you did Last Summer, actully enjoyed this movie. The most nastiest part was in the bathroom. Well, you will have to see it for yourself. If you dont mind people sliting other peoples necks, and people stabbing eachother, you will like this movie. Alot of the violence has a funny side to it. Go and try this movie, I liked it and u probably will too.