South Park - Bigger, Longer & Uncut

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Summary: If you don't find it funny, check your pulse
Review: This movie is one of the most revealing of the century. It's ruthless, conniving, sly, smart, irreverent, stupid, and funny as hell. It'll slam your beliefs, way of life, and everything else you hold dear to your heart. That's exactly why you have to love it. You have to respect a movie that can do all of that in an hour and a half. If you want to get one of the best comedic movies of the summer, don't look for American pies or spies who shag people. Look for the movie about 4 demented children and their even more impudent townspeople. It'll be one of the best movies you'll ever see, and I guarantee it WILL PISS YOU OFF. I'm a die-hard South Park fan, and even I was offended by some of the dialouge. But that's exactly what these boys are designed to do, and I love 'em for it. Many people will try to make you believe that South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut just relies on how much shock it can garner from it's audience. Don't fall into that way of thinking: it actually has very touching messages hidden in the sea of profanity and lewdness. And isn't it always more rewarding when you have to find the messages for yourself instead of getting it served to you on a silver platter? Parents, tuck your children in early if you want to watch it. Kids, see it at your friend's house. In my personal opinion, I would nominate this movie for several Oscars: Best Picture of the year, Best musical score in a movie, and Best Director (Trey Parker). Everyone I have ever talked to about this movie say that it's appalling in retrospect. However, they always have to admit: those little guys are funny.

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Summary: Insults everyone, but is the funniest movie I've seen
Review: This movie actually had me wondering how they got away with only an R rating. It was DIRTY, but it was also the funniest and most clever movie I've seen in a long time. If you are easily offended, don't see it. Otherwise you will laugh until it hurts.

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Summary: Why Waste Your Money?
Review: This is a movie only a frat house boy could love. If you're into that kind of toilet-bowl humor, then by all means, see this movie. However, if you've evolved to an intellectual plane higher than the typical locker-room discussion, then avoid this drivel.

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Summary: South Park is by far the funniest movie of the year.
Review: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, is hands down the funniest movie of the year. It puts the very lame Austin Powers sequel to shame! Just when you thought the creators of South Park were running out of great material, they come up with a film that makes the television show look like a saturday morning cartoon. Nothing is off limits, and the humor just about makes fun of everyone relevant in today's society, Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, Britney Spears, Barbara Streisand, Saddam Hussein, The Arguette family, and the Baldwin family are all scewed by the boys of South Park in one way or another. Definintely the funniest film of 1999! A sequel to Bigger, Longer, and Uncut would be fantastic!

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Summary: Somebody shoot me for laughing too darn loud!!!
Review: "South Park: Bigger, Longer, & Uncut" has become my latest laughter cure for those sad, bleak rainy days in Life! It just keeps getting better with each consecutive viewing; there's always some latent gag to pick up on that didn't strike accord with you before. The crass toilet humor, satire, vulgarity, and profanity (sorry "Big Lebowski", your "F" - word record's been beaten by a huge lanslide!) totally push the R-rating to the hilt, but who the heck cares! Whether "South Park" was rated R or NC-17, as the film lampoons mercilessly with the "Terrence & Philip" flick seen by Stan and the gang, every inveterate fan of the Comedy Central series would be on a mass exodus to see it. As a musical, Mr. Mackey's little number on swear word etiquette just leaves me in stitches...totally M'KAY in my book! All disgruntled Microsoft users will gorge themselves seeing ultranerd Gates getting his brains blown out when MS98 doesn't run so fast in the military briefing scene! Funny as heck, but definitely keep all kiddies and the faint of heart away from "South Park". By the way, I am a God-fearing Roman Catholic...and if I'm going to spend eternity with Satan & Sadaam for loving "South Park" , then pack up the 1,000,000 sunblock to beat those flames from Hell (HAH)!!!

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Summary: Watch it
Review: This is the best movie ever.

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Summary: funniest movie i have ever seen
Review: I went out of town just to see it. I thought it was the funniest movie.I don't know where they get all that stuff but it was great.I just wish they would have made it longer.I am going to buy the movie and the soundtrack

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Summary: South Park--Bigger, Better, and Badder!
Review: As Cartman would say, "Cartoons kick ass." And this cartoon movie is absolutely the best one I've ever seen. And having seen it 3 times, I can say truthfully that it only gets better each time around! Parker and Stone show absolutely no respect for anyone, dissing Disney musicals, celebrities such as Brooke Shields, and just about every religion in the books. Devout Christians, do not see this movie! But if you want to laugh, buy this warped piece of social criticism and be prepared for a super dose of vulgarity.

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Summary: Adult humor with surprisingly excellent musical numbers!
Review: This is not your children's Southpark! Satire of Disney, Broadway and even the MPAA! The funniest movie that I saw this summer!

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Summary: Warped my fragile little mind . . .
Review: this is a brilliant satire. It pokes fun at censorship, at blaming the media everytime Little Timmy raises a middle finger, and shows just how ridiculous it is to take the media too seriously. If you are sensitive, easily offended, and busy protesting the porn shop down the street, this is not your cup of tea. However, if you are a card-carrying member of the ACLU who loves the First Amendment, this is the flick for you!