Jailbait

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Summary: whoop whoop
Review: this movie blows. I really can't think of to many worse movies. It is flat out not funny. Really everything about it is bad. God I hate this movie.

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Summary: Who would buy this?
Review: Unfortunately I did, but only because it was $4.99 and reading thye description it sounded like a funny teen comedy. I have always liked teen comedies, American pie, Road trip, Old school, 16 Candles, porky's, Last American virgin. All of these I've enjoyed muliple times. I understand these movies aren't cinematic masterpieces, but they are funny, and sometimes that is exactly what I want, brainless humor. I thought Jailbait might be the same.

I don't care for MTV movies, with Election being the exception, and I didn't know this was an MTV movie. That being said, I think you would need to be under 13 and mildly retarded to get anything from this film.

The story could be funny, but it isn't. The characters (or caricatures) are mindless robots from the leads all the way down to the extras. The movie is not sexy, it's almost anti-sex. poorly written, poorly acted, poorly directed. There is no one to root for or against and at 80 whatever minutes it is a snoozer.

Film is aimed at the road rules real world audience but I can't imagine them enjoying this either.