Milk & Money

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Summary: Calista flockhart
Review: Don't think this is a Calista Flockhart movie but it was pretty hot! Checked IMDB and Flockhart did not show up on the list of people in the movie. It is what it is, though.

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Summary: "Sexy, surreal and entirely original..."
Review: Sexy surreal and entirely original, "Milk & Money" is the kind of film that is nearly impossible to pull off and yet somehow writer/director Michael Bergmann manages to do so with great success.

David (Robert Petkoff), a recent medical school dropout, is walking casually down a New York City street. Within moments, two different women --utter strangers-- have asked David for enormous favors. In each case the amiable david immediately agrees to help. This premise may be preposterous but the acting is so winning and the directing so assured that the viewer is happily drawn into the film. Soon David becomes involved with the relocation of twenty-one cows,a homeless cattle expert (Peter Boyle) and a rich man's mistress (Calista Flockhart) who has a PhD in medieval literature.

Trying to guess how all of these fantastical elements tie together is only one of "Milk & Money"'s gleeful pleasures.

--Hamptons International Film Festival

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Summary: Poor Calista!
Review: This is a truly terrible movie and the only reason that it got released on video at all is that Calista Flockhart got famous! Save your money!