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Summary: Thank you
Review: There are certain things in the course of life you can think back on and they never fail to bring a smile to the face. I'd like to thank Ben and Jen and Mr. Brest for providing one more: Ms. Lopez's character is a contract killer and what book is she reading throughout the movie? Buddhist monk Thich Nhat Hanh's Being Peace. Thanks again.
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Summary: Not really a waste of time
Review: OK, so everyone says this is the worst film of 2003. They are wrong. Im not one to say either Ben or Jen is the best actor in the world, but after seeing this to quench my appetite of drivel populated by Bennifer, I came to realize that this wasnt as bad as people were saying. Were they expecting a masterpiece? Had they seen such garbage worse than this like The Other Sister, Anaconda, Baby Geniuses, and Jack Frost. Sure the comedic (and by comedic I mean that its funny that they took these roles) of Walken and Pacino, may make people expect more, but dont be fooled, they are a personal favor to the director.Wait till HBO to see this, but dont dismiss it altogether.
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Summary: Disasterously awful
Review: Occasionally I have the desire to watch a movie that received little or no critical praise, thinking that it might just be an entertaining, fun experience. I watched Gigli with the same intention, but rather than being entertained by a less-than-theatrical performance, I was bombarded with some of the worst acting I have seen EVER, unbelievably unrealistic characters, (*caugh* J. Lo *caugh*) and an utterly boring plot. To top off the aforementioned grievances, I observed some of the most jaunty discourse ever to be put on a movie screen, not to mention inexplicable sequences of events. The movie was awful, the DVD was awful- I don't see how anyone could enjoy this movie.
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Summary: Gigli is what hell would look like on screen
Review: This is the worst and most pathetic piece of garbage I have ever had the misfortune of witnessing. I simply do not know where to start. Who ever wrote the script deserves to live in poverty for the rest of his/her life ( I think it's a her). The acting was completely miserable and Ben and Jennifer stumble thru this film ( I tremble to even call it a "Film") with not one likeable attribute! I wish they were killed in the middle of the film, at least it would have subtracted another worthless hour of this mess. Al pacino does his usual over-the-top performance and it's the first time I wish he died in this film too. PLEASE do not watch this movie!! I would like to sue the director of this movie on grounds of psychological torture and reoccuring nightmares about Ben and Jennifer making another movie together. My IQ score went down a few points because of this movie, so will yours!
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Summary: Why do so many hate this film?
Review: After hearing that this film made the #1 on the bottom 100 for IMDB last fall, I decided to give it a go. I just finished watching this film and I can see no reason other than the "Bennifer in splitsville" for this film to get such low ratings. If J lo and Ben Affleck were not in this film it would surely get better reviews. (in my opinion) There is poor acting but the plot is very original and interesting. It certainly is not one of the best films I have seen but I will give it a C+
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Summary: OMG
Review: I WANT TO WATCH THIS ALL THE TIME!!!!!!@!!!! THAT RETARED IT SO HOT!!!!!!!!!1 HE MAKES ME WANT TO GO TO THE BATCHWAYT! GIGLE IS THE BWEST MOVIE ISINC STEALING HARVARD! I LOVE TOME GREEN. HJENNIFER LOZEP IS SO BPREETTY. i WOSH I COULD LOOK LIK EHER. MAYBE I COULD GET A HOTTIE HOT HOT LIKE BENNY POO. DROOL DROOOL DROOOOOOOOOL. FORGET WHAT OTHER PEOPEL SAY! THIS MOVIE ROX! -LOVE HATTY
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Summary: Enough is enough
Review: The 2nd worst movie I've ever seen, following Dumb and Dumberer.
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Summary: dumb n' sleazy
Review: DUMB: this movie was dumb. bad dialogue, and J. Ho, blows. SLEAZY: this movie was sleazier then joe eszterhas. That talk of male and female genitals really turned me off.
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Summary: Gigli
Review: This movie is just ok but not the best. I mean this movie was funny because I like when the people cursed. And it's too bad that jlo broke up with ben oh well.
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Summary: No even the Mother of All Bombs (MOAB) is a bigger bomb
Review: I thank this movie, because i sat through it so that has to take some time away from my eternal punishment for 2 reasons, the first i saw it as a pity movie so they wouldn't feel bad. and secondly because after seeing this movie I truly believe that hell consists of this movie on reruns. For that lady that wrote the review saying that we didn't "get it" because it was to much for us: maybe we didn't get it because it was to little for us. Some things just leave you speechless as does this movie. I belive it contains the worst movie line in history, "Why don't you make like a turkey and gobble gobble." Why does a turkey have to suffer the indignation of having it's species affiliated with this movie. To close, I'm glad that Beniffer is over!!!!!
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