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Summary: Awesome movie! But, if you don't get it, you won't like it
Review: Although I find it difficult to believe people wouldn't get it. I think the reason it got so many razzies was because the portrayal of hollywood was too jaded. I think that we fear that our most cynical view of hollywood is too cynical. Remember the old saw about people who like sausages and politics should never watch either being made? Maybe the same is true of movies, and with this movie, you're too close to the magic to appreciate it.
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Summary: Awesome movie! But, if you don't get it, you won't like it
Review: Although I find it difficult to believe people wouldn't get it. I think the reason it got so many razzies was because the portrayal of hollywood was too jaded. I think that we fear that our most cynical view of hollywood is too cynical. Remember the old saw about people who like sausages and politics should never watch either being made? Maybe the same is true of movies, and with this movie, you're too close to the magic to appreciate it.
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Summary: Get it?
Review: Anyone who doesn't like this film doesn't get it. It's that simple. The movie is pretty funny, pretty clever, but not rocket science. If you don't like this film, stick with Michael Bay films.
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Summary: Embarrassing Beyond Belief!
Review: Badly written, badly cast, badly acted, badly directed - it's all here. And the embarrassing cameos don't help. At all. One would be hard pressed to pick out the worst of the bunch; Whoopi or Weinstein? Would've been way better if Billy Barty had Ryan O'Neal's role though. However, there's this 'inspirational' line in there somewhere: "If we believe in film - and we do - then don't we have the responsibility to protect the world from bad ones?" Indeed. Too bad the film makers didn't take it to heart.
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Summary: Embarrassing Beyond Belief!
Review: Badly written, badly cast, badly acted, badly directed - it's all here. And the embarrassing cameos don't help. At all. One would be hard pressed to pick out the worst of the bunch; Whoopi or Weinstein? Would've been way better if Billy Barty had Ryan O'Neal's role though. However, there's this 'inspirational' line in there somewhere: "If we believe in film - and we do - then don't we have the responsibility to protect the world from bad ones?" Indeed. Too bad the film makers didn't take it to heart.
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Summary: The best movie ever made!!!!!
Review: Burn Hollywood Burn is the greatest movie ever created. Its story line and plot is unsurpassed.
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Summary: Interesting but.....
Review: Funny at some parts, very witty too. Alan Smithee (Eric Idle) has just made the biggest Hollywood Picture ever starring Jackie Chan, Whoopi Goldberg, and Sylvester Stallone. But when Smithee kind of goes crazy the film doesn't come out and it makes a lot of people mad. This is the story of that. Has a lot of potential, this movie that is, but doesn't quit live up to it. Very funny in some parts, then it lags and get's annoying in others. If you liked "Waiting for Guffman" and could stand and liked Julia Sweeny's "God Said 'Ha'". Then this is your movie, otherwise, let it go by.
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Summary: Funny on the page, but on the screen, ouch.
Review: Got a chance to read a script of "An Alan Smithee Film" a couple of years back. Funny, funnier, funniest. Not much plot, but funny, believable, outlandish circumstances. Joe Eszterhas lays some Hollywood realism on the line for us all to enjoy. Too bad funny on the page doesn't necessarily transfer to funny on the screen. Eric Idle: not funny, Richard Jeni: less than not funny, and Ryan O'Neal: torturously cruel and inhuman. Sandra Bernhard as someone's wife? Always funny. The little cameos aren't even cute, although you gotta appreciate the irony of Gavin Polone's appearance. Too bad Michael DeLuca wasn't available. Coulda, woulda, shoulda...translates to better ways to spend your time.
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Summary: Funny on the page, but on the screen, ouch.
Review: Got a chance to read a script of "An Alan Smithee Film" a couple of years back. Funny, funnier, funniest. Not much plot, but funny, believable, outlandish circumstances. Joe Eszterhas lays some Hollywood realism on the line for us all to enjoy. Too bad funny on the page doesn't necessarily transfer to funny on the screen. Eric Idle: not funny, Richard Jeni: less than not funny, and Ryan O'Neal: torturously cruel and inhuman. Sandra Bernhard as someone's wife? Always funny. The little cameos aren't even cute, although you gotta appreciate the irony of Gavin Polone's appearance. Too bad Michael DeLuca wasn't available. Coulda, woulda, shoulda...translates to better ways to spend your time.
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Summary: I want the art from opening credits, but where can I get it?
Review: Hated the movie. could not watch it but the art at the beginning is fantastic. I WANT IT! Any suggestions?
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