The Toxic Avenger

Rating:
Summary: AWESOME
Review: "If he doesn't want to cooperate, we'll have to make LOOOOOVVE to him!!!"
That, the scene where the head gets run over, and the dog getting shot in a restaurant are my favorite scenes. Also, this is a HORRIBLE transfer - just the way it should be!

Rating:
Summary: An Absolute Classic
Review: Easily in the top 5 of my top 10 B movies, The Toxic Avenger somehow manages to be in turns knee slappingly hilarious, cynically satirical, nasty and disgusting, warm and fuzzy, goofy and dumb beyond belief (purposefully so), sweet and tickle-me-pink cute, distasteful, offensive, romantic (in a really twisted way), and vomitously gory. All delivered with strong, positive social and ecological messages. In other words, there is no other movie like it. There's a reason why a crummy B-flick like this with a virtually non-existent budget went on to become a household word all over the country. It's loads of fun folks! It's a classic. Just don't watch this one around the kids. Instead get them the Toxic Crusaders animated film.

Rating:
Summary: I never leave the house!!
Review: The best movie I have ever seen in my 32 years of being alive. If I ever meet a girl, the first date I will take her on will be a fancy dinner and then right to my mom's basement to watch the The Toxic Avenger. If she does not like the movie, then I know she is not the girl for me. The movie is so good that it makes me want to dive into a drum of toxic waste and become the creature that is known as toxie. My mom says I watch the movie to much, but I say the heck with her. 2379 times is not to much. One time I thought I saw Andree Maranda who is the star of the movie and I followed her to her house, but the cops later told me that it was not her. I have dreams about the movie alot lately and I wake up in the middle of the night wanting to watch it again and again, then I touch myself.