Rating: 
Summary: A lot better than the second one
Review: I laughed a lot during the first Scary Movie, I barely laughed at all during the second one though. I remembered what it was like to have a good laugh again though while watching Scary Movie 3. During the first one I would think " this is stupid", yet I'd be laughing hard while thinking that. The second one I just found plain stupid without the laughs. In 3rd, I once again found myself laughing thinking "this is stupid" though. Jennifer Macarthy and Pamela Anderson are actually pretty funny in the beginning. I like how they poke fun at Pam's little home movie she made with Tommy Lee. Leslie Nielson is hilarious of course as the President of United States. Seeing him on screen again made me want to see a Naked Gun 4 get made because he still got it. Anna Farris is back and is pretty funny as Cindy Campell once again. I actually think she was the best part of all the movies. This time she's blonde and is supposed to be like the women in the Ring . She watches over this kid who's mom died giving birth to him. In a scene that's supposed to be like the one in Signs she trys to comfort him by telling him what his mom's birth to him was like. That's pretty funny as well becuase she's scaring him more than she's making him feel better. That kid alone gets laughs because he can read the future for people just by walking by them. Roger Ebert called him the Sixth Sense kid but the kid in that movie saw ghosts, he couldn't tell the future. So don't know what movie that idea was actually from. I like how when guy walks by with women and the kid says "you're gonna get luck" and to the women he says "he doesn't know you're a guy". Some jokes don't work that well like I said. The whole 8-Mile part just wasn't that funny. They could've done a lot more with it. I mean the guy that's supposed to be Eminem just raps normally and what he says isn't comical or anything. The part before that when he gets stage fright and runs to a stall to puke and pukes on a guy on the bowl got some laughs though. Although I liked this movie, I don't think they should make a 4th one. Since this movie is making a lot of money I'm sure they'll make another though.
Rating: 
Summary: A Great Spoof.
Review: I have seen the first two movies in the "Scary Movie" seris, but I didn't like them. Then I saw the commerials for this movie, and relized that it was rated PG-13. Then I saw the movie, and I thought it was great. It worked perfectly as a PG-13 movie. A comedy movie would appeal everybody, and it doesn't have to be filled with language, and non-stop sex humor and drugs to be funny. That's why I liked this movie. It was a hard PG-13 but it still worked better than the first movies did. I think that's the reason why nobody liked this movie. Because of the PG-13 rating. I thought it was great. This movie spoofed present day horror films like "The Ring," and "Signs." It also spoofed movies like "The Matrix," and "8 Mile." There were also cameos by Queen Latifah, Eddie Griffin, and Simon from American Idol, doing what he does best, rating people's preformances, and getting what he deserves... shot. The returning main character Cindy appears n this movie. Now she is a new anchorwomen who has found a mysterious videotape, like "The Ring," that will kill anybody who watches it in seven days. But nobody believes her, including her friend and her nephews teacher. On the other side of town, Farmer Tom is wondering about the mysterious crop circles found in his wheat fields, like "Signs." His wannabe rap star white brother George, has dreams of hitting it big, like "8 Mile." George goes to a rap-off contest because of his friend and rap promotor Mahalik. (Mahalik is played by Anthony Anderson, an actor who I think is very funny, and has chances of being a very good future comandian.) Cindy uses the Oracle and The Architect from "The Matrix," movies to help her find out more about the videotape. The King of Spoof Leslie Neilson plays The President of the United States who eventually becomes involved when it becomes clear that aliens are coming to Earth. Also Cindy finds out more about the videotape that could lead to answers. This movie had so much humor, that while you are laughing at one joke, another one has already started, and you miss that and another one is already starting. It is satire. It is like "Death to Smoochy," and movie that is a satire to Barney and childrens broadcasting. This is a satire of other movies. Similiar to "Death to Smoochy." What I am waiting for now, is a spoof of the "Scary Movie 1-3" movies. That would be intesting. A spoof of a spoof. See "Scary Movie 3," and watch it like it's own movie. Watch it like the other two never came out. Don't compare it to the first. It is its own movie, and it always will be. I liked it! ENJOY! rated PG-13 for pervasive crude and sexual humor, language, comic violence and drug references.
Rating:
Summary: Best. Parody/Comedy. EVER.
Review: Don't listen to moviefan101. This was a great movie and the best of the three movies. moviefan101 says the jokes were childish, but only a few jokes can be consider childish. This movie had a variety of jokes unlike the first two movies which constantly focused on sex jokes (It had so much that it wasn't even funny any more). People that I've talked to that don't like this movie are complaining because of it's rating. I have lost all hope for humanity if the only type of movies that make people laugh are sex jokes.
Rating:
Summary: Best comedy you could ever see.
Review: Out of all the movies i've ever seen, Scary Movie 3 is the best. I have seen both Scary Movies 1 and 2 but Scary Movie 3 blows the other two out of the water. Unlike Scary Movies 1 and 2, this is not just endless sex jokes as some people have mentioned. The movie is fun and zany and will keep you laughing 10 min. after the movie has ended. There are many jokes that if you even think of you'll start cracking up like the shotgun shovel or "I guess were not so different after all" (...). Those who say this movie is pointless and such, aren't very smart. After all, why would they be complaining on an Amazon.com review and not to some bigger authority? If you're only going to see 10 movies in your entire life, this is one of them.
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Summary: this movie is FUNNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: [I](...) loved this movie me and my friends went to see it we were faling out of our seats it was so funny however i strongly sugest that peple younger then 11 12 that movie is on the verge of R and PG-13 there are alot of [inapropriate] stuff this movie is my faviorate movie of all time
Rating: 
Summary: How to ruin a good triligy- see Scary Movie 3 page 7
Review: Scary movie and scary movie 2 were good spof movies. Scary Movie 3 comes out October of 2003 and it sucks. The acting sucks (not that one should juge acting in a film like this) and it's just not funny. The Scary Movie triligy went from funny spofs with ranchy, sometime racial hummor to shear stupidity. With plenty of hot girls and the guy from "Son of the Beach" thsi flim seemed like a really bad eposode of "Son of the Beach". The flim procedes to poke fun at "The Ring", "Signs", the newest "Matrix", and "8 mile". Last time I checked "8 mile" was not a scary movie. The only part that made me somewhat laugh was an overweit, afercan-american man typing the quo-card for a white ancorman. In conclusion, "Scary Movie 3" is a very dark chapter in the history of movies that make fun of other movies.
Rating:
Summary: No Humor Here!
Review: Don't buy this DVD. The jokes are flat, there is no cohesive plot, and the special effects are third rate. Anna Faris and Leslie Nielsen are the only bright spots in this flick. Leslie could make the description of a three car wreck seem funny.
Rating: 
Summary: Overworked
Review: Without the infamous Waynes borthers, I found this movie a bit boring. Tired plot with only two spoofs of The Ring and Signs. The plot was too thin, the comedy was trite, and the whole movie was a waste of time. Besides the fact that there was a few laughs to have, the line up of stars was the only thing to look forward to. I suggest to anyone who has seen the first and sequel to this movie, don't hold your breath waiting to laugh..it isn't there.
Rating:
Summary: Scary movie is back with the Third one!
Review: Well Scary Movie is back this time with the 3rd version. Myself I think the 3rd version is better than Scary Movie 2! I haven't seen Scary Movie 1 yet but I am hoping to, soon! Let's see the movies they make fun of this time are; Signs, 8 mile, and The Ring. The fake Michael Jackson appears in one of the scenes in this movie, that part is funny! Then this other part a favorite of mine where they try to re-make the movie '8 mile' This white guy George wants to be a rapper, he does rap in the '8 mile' scene. George and Cindy (this news reporter on TV) they get married at the end and Cindy's boy Cody gets tortured throughout the whole movie, it's not even funny! Cos Cindy hits him with her car and then George throws a basketball in his head. Arghhh! Well all in all, this movie is really good and funny in some parts! But I would not reccomend it for young children. But for teenagers, or grownups would be better! I recommend that you BUY this movie today!!! I dont have it yet but I rented it from Hastings, thats how I saw it. 2 THUMBS UP FOR ME!!!!
Rating:
Summary: Sucky Movie 3
Review: Had quite a few cameos, really did nothing to help this piece of crap. Maybe a couple of quick funny spots in the movie, but it 99% sucked big time. The first two were much better, this one was a waste of my time. Don't waste yours. 0 out of 5 stars.
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