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Summary: Waste of film!
Review: Vulgar, stupid, not funny, and lot of toilet humor. Overall: GARBAGE.
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Summary: I HATE TO ADMIT IT, BUT THIS IS A FUNNY FUNNY MOVIE!
Review: When "Airplane" and "Naked Gun" hit the screens, we were given some of the funniest, off the wall visual and verbal gags to ever hit the screen. Then along comes SCARY MOVIE. While Airplane and Naked Gun settled for a more sexual-innuendo kind of humor, SCARY MOVIE pulls no punches in its excessive use of sexual activities and bodily emissions. Poor taste, probably...but they are funny. But even with these, there are some other brutally hysterical scenes. Not all the jokes hit, but they don't miss too often. Lochlyn Munro steals the movie as the buff Greg. Whether it's when he's screaming around in the locker room because of his organ's size, or when he's beating up and drop kicking Cindy (Anna Faris), he is one energetic manic character. Too bad he gets killed off too early, but even then Shannon Elizabeth's dramatic reading at a beauty pageant is another one of those hilarious scenes where you find yourself holding your side in explosive laughter. Shawn Wayans gay football player is also hilarious; Sheri Oteri as Gail Hailstorm is brilliant, and one can't help but admire Ms. Faris for keeping a straight face in her sexual encounter scene with Jon Abrahams. Also her Exorcist ripoff is totally side-splitting.
I haven't scene the sequels yet, but if the Wayans boys can maintain this kind of frenetic albeit crude pace, I am sure I'll find them entertaining.
PS I started out my childhood loving the Three Stooges!!! So, what do you expect?
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Summary: whats up with this
Review: its on the same level as the 3rd one and both are a notch better then the second one. filled with the same jokes in 2 and 3. starring Marlon Wayans, Anna Farris, Jon Abrahams, Shannon Elizabeth, Carmen Electra, Shawn Wayans, Regina Hall and Lochlyn Munro. the best bit would have to be when the guy in the ghost makes raps and when Marlon Wayans gets shot and starts smoking himself. for hardcore fans only
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Summary: Irreverant fun!
Review: Relax--accept this movie for what it is: a "no one's safe" approach to movie-making. It's a spoof! Get it?It's crude. It's rude. It doesn't take itself too seriously and that's what makes it fun! Save the soapbox for important issues and enjoy the ride. If spoofs aren't your thing, don't watch it. Keep it simple.
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Summary: A Travesty of Filmmaking
Review: Don't get any ideas from the number of stars in this review. The computer makes you give anything at least one. One star is too much for this movie.
This movie, and all the sequels are travesties of filmmaking. They poke fun at everything from "Scream" to people with disabilities. Making fun of some of our best movies is one thing, but inspiring laughter at such things as disabled people is appalling. These movies are disgusting, lewd, and just plain bad. I am ashamed to say that I was in the same room when it was in the VCR (it was my sister's idea to watch it, and I did keep my nose firmly confined between the pages of a Stephen King book during the whole trash-watching, but nonetheless...).
To sum up this bright little review, I will say this movie should have never seen the eye of a camera. It was that horrible. As are all the other sequels. *Mimics gagging*
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Summary: waaazzzuuuppp
Review: haha. this movie was pretty cool. a bit raunchy for the kiddies, but still it made me smile. However, i think that with an all star cast of charlie sheen, leslie nielson, and pam anderson, the third shall smite the prequels. still, a solid movie. the best part is when the killer gets wasted.
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Summary: Wow
Review: Wow this movie is downright funny i do not recomend it for young viewers because it is really vulgar. but man is it funny there is almost no plot. just a bunch of jokes. A bunch of kids r being killed by a guy in the scream costume. Eventually u find out who it is that does it and it is kinda a dumb ending but man is it funny its a good movie to watch with ur firends noot a family movie.
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Summary: Scary Movie Wins
Review: Scary movie makes the most of those ridiculous slasher movies that just make me want to scream. They Wayon brothers deliver non stop hilarious fun and make this a great movie to watch over and over. One of those slapstick comedies that if you love Airplane, The Naked Gun, you will love this. A 98/100 points five star movie.
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Summary: After seeing part 3...don't get inspired to buy part 1
Review: The first Scary Movie is just 120 minutes of dumb jokes. Some of which are waaaay too offensive for younger viewers. The second movie is a lot different. Its actually funny! I recomend buying part 2, and go to see part 3 next month in theaters.
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Summary: Run ... RUN
Review: ...
The whole plot of Scary Movie comes from generations of horror flicks, of which most heavily used is Scream.
The plot. A girl is found dead, and the main girl, a chastity belt-wearing virgin. finds a note on her desk, I Know What You Did Last Halloween. The virgin remembers that last Halloween, she and her friends killed a pedestrian on the road and dumped the body, in hilarious circumstances.
Buffy, virgin's friend, is a hot contest winner. ...
Anna Faris, who returns in the sequels, is perfect in her performance as the sensitive virgin. The whole cast does a great job, and I really do think this rocks....
This movie, and all its sequels MUST be seen.
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