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Summary: un Godly
Review: Worst movie ever. if you bought this its a sin. they mock God and Jesus. its un Godly
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Summary: Gotta love this movie
Review: This review is just chewing out all of those other negativereviews. This movie is based on the exact same basis as the showwas. I am a huge fan of the show and have seen all of the episodes. Those who say it is different are all wrong. They have obviously never seen the first season, where half the show was bleeps, and insulting religions, races, etc. I have to disagree that only adults should see this. This movie was intended for being a good laugh for teenagers that are not big south park fans for a one time basis, but for hardcore fans, who actually know about the show, and how it looked when it started. If you think that it is nothing like the show, and consider yourself a true fan, then you are definitely wrong in my book. I personally think that this is a good movie for true south park lovers (like myself), and for those teenagers who are not really big fans for a one-time laugh. This movie might also be for those who don't really care for the swearing, it shows how if smaller parties in this country always are bound to get their own way if they try hard, even if it is against the greater good. my two cents, thank you for actually reading this entire review.
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Summary: A great comment on modern society
Review: These folks hit the nail on the head so many times in both their TV series and this movie it is scary. Matt and Trey both must have a secret path straight into the human mind. Our world is moving swiftly away from personal responsibility and this movie is the greatest example of the absurdity of that view. "Let's Blame Canada!" is the battle cry rather than "Let's blame ourselves for being lousy parents!" Every person young and old should watch this movie and then sit back and talk about what it really is showing us--that one must take responsibility for their own actions. People get way to worried about the language in this film. Get over it. Language does not hurt people, but the ideas held by the manical parents in this movie do. South Park is one of the greatest shows ever in TV. It pulls the rug out from under so many Politically Correct stereotypes and ideas that each show is a mini education if one would only think a bit and not just zone out because someone said a bad word. Plus, this movie is one of the funniest I have seen, right up there with "Monty Python and the Holy Grail", "Animal House", and "The Blues Brothers." 5 stars without a doubt. Meets the I can watch it over and over and over test! Thanks for your time. Jim
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Summary: South Park the movie, surprisingly fantastic!
Review: This is an excellent movie! It's funny as hell!An excellent soundtrack, a good and understandable plot and contains Nudity!
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Summary: I just wish it really WERE uncut
Review: This movie is great. No two ways about it.The only problem, and it's a serious one, is that this DVD doesn't take advantage of being a DVD to include the scenes that had to get cut to get it the R rating. Come on, the space is there -- put in the rest of the scenes!
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Summary: funny for about ten minutes...
Review: then it gets old fast. Hearing these kids swear for 90 minutes isn't all that entertaining. I am a big fan and this movie should have come out a year earlier when it was on everyone's mind.
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Summary: The Best Movie I Ever Saw
Review: This movie is so funny. I laughed so hard I almost cryed. My favorite part was when Kenny died and went to hell. The movie has some great graphics.
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Summary: I am Sorry Kyle But i dont have any Jewish Candy
Review: Everything about this movie is a classsic.The Dialogue is more crude and refrehing than the show The songs clearly make it the last great musical of the millenium.Terence And Phillip Never sold out and Good ol Satan showed his heart.Only complaint is Wheres Mr Hanky?
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Summary: One of the Funniest of 1999!
Review: I noticed that there are several negative reviews of this motion picture. While I can accept that there are some who love the TV show and were disappointed about the movie treatment, I was rather perplexed about those who were offended by the scatalogical humor and the profanity. I should have thought that the movie's title alone, if not Stone and Parker's association with it, would have been warning enough. For those who watched it in spite of the obvious warning signals and got offended, I can only say that you got what you asked for. Next time, try something that won't offend your thin-skinned sensibility-like Snow White. That said, "Southpark: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" is one of the three funniest movies of 1999 (the others are "American Pie" and "Austin Powers-The Spy Who Shagged Me). The picture is a brilliant satire of censorship and political correctness along with the attendant hypocrisy that goes along with such concepts. Stan, Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny see an R-rated movie starring their idols Terrence and Phillip, two Canadians whose stock in trade is fart jokes and insults the like of which I've never heard before. In typical fashion, the boys' mothers, particularly Kyle's mother, who is somewhat of an activist, go on the warpath to have Terence and Philip arrested and condemned to death. The execution is to take place at a USO show where Winona Ryder displays an unusual talent (I understand she was very offended by this portryal). This execution in turn is a sign of Satan's imminent rule. Satan and his gay lover (Saddam Hussein) are watching the signs and having their own problems. Where do Parker and Stone come up with these ideas? All of these plots come together in an outrageously funny that some will find offensive. Those who think with their minds in gear and tongue firmly planted in cheek and who are not given to emotional excess will see this picture for what it is: an in-your-face full frontal assault on the hypocrisy of censorship and political correctness that takes no prisoners.
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Summary: Funny movie for some folks
Review: I found this movie extremely funny. It kept me in stitches the whole time. Not everyone will agree with me though. This is a movie for those who likes crude potty humor and takes it for a good laugh. If you are a south park fan, you will love it. If not, you may or may not enjoy this. All in all my opinion is this..... Loosen up a little and laugh at this movie. You may suprise yourself.
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