Evil Toons

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Summary: Terrific Crap
Review: A Movie so bad it's great. There's kind of a plot sort of ( see other review) but mostly the movie is about women who find lots of excuses to take off their tops.

Oh yeah, David Carradine stands by a tree for a real long time too for some reason. The movie also has a bunch of people you've seen in other things but you can't place where.

The movie is great escapism. Great humor. Low brow entertainment at its best!

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Summary: Fred Olen Ray's Best!
Review: Although it was once billed as a gory Roger Rabbit (yeah, sure), Evil Toons is a stultifyingly amusing romp with plenty of T&A (mostly courtesy of then-porn starlet Madison, one of the first chicks on film to have her tongue pierced) and poorly animated cartoons by Eighties goremeister Chas Balun (mostly limited to an oversexed werewolf-like character).
Deliciously and compellingly trashy; probably the best celluloid crime by Fred Olen Ray, *the* mensch behind Cyclone (another half-forgotten gem) and many, many others B/Z-grade flicks.
Warning: while viewing, keep tongue firmly in cheek. Period.

Rating:
Summary: Terrific Crap
Review: Evil Toons is an entertaining b line movie by Fred Olen Ray. The plot involves four girls hired to clean an old house for its new owners. What the girls don't realize is that the house has a long history of strange and evil happenings. Their first night there a stranger delivers a package to them. They open it to find a strange book with explicit drawings and strange warnings in it. The girls end up releasing an animated beast that has a propensity to kill and tear the cloths off its victims. The movie is both funny and a little bit scarey, but it is definitely entertaining.
I would recomend this movie to those of you that enjoy b line movies. Evil Toons is very entertaining and it is proof that you don't need a huge budget to make and entertaining movie. Just be advised that you are getting a b line movie, so the acting is not always the best and the effects don't rival Terminator. You have to appreciate this movie for what it is. I recomend it for the mature viewer that enjoys movies that are not Hollywood smashes.

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Summary: When Roger Rabbit Kills
Review: Evil Toons is an entertaining b line movie by Fred Olen Ray. The plot involves four girls hired to clean an old house for its new owners. What the girls don't realize is that the house has a long history of strange and evil happenings. Their first night there a stranger delivers a package to them. They open it to find a strange book with explicit drawings and strange warnings in it. The girls end up releasing an animated beast that has a propensity to kill and tear the cloths off its victims. The movie is both funny and a little bit scarey, but it is definitely entertaining.
I would recomend this movie to those of you that enjoy b line movies. Evil Toons is very entertaining and it is proof that you don't need a huge budget to make and entertaining movie. Just be advised that you are getting a b line movie, so the acting is not always the best and the effects don't rival Terminator. You have to appreciate this movie for what it is. I recomend it for the mature viewer that enjoys movies that are not Hollywood smashes.

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Summary: Madison Stone 8P
Review: For those who don't know this film stars raven haired []-chick Madison. Hot as always. And the xtra bonus of a [] crazed animated beast puts it over the top for me. For low budget, it's very cool.

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Summary: Wonderful, hilarious trash.
Review: I had first accidentally stumbled upon this movie several years ago late one night on cable t.v. Within an instint, I fell in love with the atrocious acting, worse dialog, and sleazy nudity. EVIL TOONS is truly, as far as I'm concerned, a modern classic in cult/trash cinema. Thus, it seemed only appropriate to own this title on DVD.

The disc contains a nice looking widescreen picture, however, the sound is mono. The DVD has some interesting bonuses such as a trailer, a 10 minute "behind-the-scenes" commentary with the film's director, Fred Olen Ray, and a funny intro to the movie with the director, his wife, and naked women chained to the wall.

I recommend this DVD to anyone who enjoys nudity, schlock, and a good laugh.

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Summary: Really dumb,but if you like Madison.....
Review: It probabally goes without saying,but this movie is a very cheap,
very bad "horror" movie with cheesey bits o' comedy.The only reason to watch it(or buy it) is because of former porn star Madison.She's very hot and does a sexy strip dance;you get to see
her big breasts on a couple diffrent occasions.Only die hard Madison fans would buy this video;fortunatly or unfortunatly,I'm one of them!

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Summary: Wonderful Work In The Making
Review: Just like the other reviewers, I've got to say the first time I saw this bit of "B" movie perfection was late night on The Movie Channel. Even at that time this movie was hacked to pieces by the channel that was airing it! However there are so many reasons why anyone who loves cult horror films must own this!

Here's your plot, and the basis for my love of the film. Take four young beautiful coeds who are in charge of cleaning a large mansion (that strangely looks identical to the one in sorrority house massacre II and slumber party massacre) and have them find an old book of spells. One of the spells just happens to release a demon into the house, but instead of a disgusting slimy rubber demon we get a cute and crude cartoon demon superimposed on the screen! Talk about the X-rated version of Roger Rabbit! From then there's nothing but stripped girls, bloody deaths, and crude language from a raunchy cartoon demon! Couple this with David Carrodine running around outside and you've got a 90 minute piece of cult horror history.
And the best part to finish off has to be the cast. You will see Kung-Fu and the recent Kill Bill's David Carrodine, known for his late 80's and early 90's "B" film roles as either a pimp, a strip club owner, or some wierdo who hangs out with hot chicks (and this is the role he plays in this movie). The next would be the four girls in this adventure: Monique Gabriel, Suzanne Ager, Madison Stone, and Barbara Dare. If you don't know their names you may know their faces...provided you indulged in adult cinema in the 90's. They're all porno stars! This film does go out of its way to prove this fact as well.

This movie was IMPOSSIBLE to find at video stores and I'm almost sure never hit store shelves on VHS, but it is now availible (and only here, I think) in all its digital glory (and with special features) and I can't find a single reason why any fan of cult horror wouldn't want to own this and share with all of their buddies over a case of beer!


Rating:
Summary: A Waste of Time...and Money
Review: What a disappointment. I expected a silly, low-budget corny flick, but this was stupid and could have been produced, directed and filmed by my 16-year-old son with my Sony minicam. It has no substance, no humor, the cartoon monster looks like the early renditions of Mickey Mouse (1930's)...and the sound is pitiful. The only reason I gave it one star was for the brief sequence when Monique Gabrielle undresses in front of her bedroom mirror. Granted, many of these types of films are known for casting buxom young girls, but Monique is beautiful. What disturbed me most was that every young girl in the film is depicted as being a total airhead. The blood and gore effects you can buy at K-Mart this Halloween...and the makeup artist is clearly not an "artist". Maybe I'm being too harsh, but I expected much more. Buy this film only if you enjoy stupidity, T & A, a horrendous script...and a closing line from busty Monique..."...but all of my friends are dead." This movie dies during the first 10 minutes...and so will you and YOUR friends if you invest a single dime.

Rating:
Summary: A Waste of Time...and Money
Review: What a disappointment. I expected a silly, low-budget corny flick, but this was stupid and could have been produced, directed and filmed by my 16-year-old son with my Sony minicam. It has no substance, no humor, the cartoon monster looks like the early renditions of Mickey Mouse (1930's)...and the sound is pitiful. The only reason I gave it one star was for the brief sequence when Monique Gabrielle undresses in front of her bedroom mirror. Granted, many of these types of films are known for casting buxom young girls, but Monique is beautiful. What disturbed me most was that every young girl in the film is depicted as being a total airhead. The blood and gore effects you can buy at K-Mart this Halloween...and the makeup artist is clearly not an "artist". Maybe I'm being too harsh, but I expected much more. Buy this film only if you enjoy stupidity, T & A, a horrendous script...and a closing line from busty Monique..."...but all of my friends are dead." This movie dies during the first 10 minutes...and so will you and YOUR friends if you invest a single dime.