Surf Nazis Must Die

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Summary: even gives Troma a bad name
Review: This bomb possesses arguably the coolest title conceived by Troma. Too bad the content doesn't live up to the premise. One expects lowbrow entertainment from Troma, but there are few laughs in this plot about racial hatred. There are occasional memorable moments as biker Mama rides hell-bent for vengeance against teen nazis Adolf and Eva. But overall, "Surf Nazis Must Die!" is a SStinker. The teeshirt still gets comments at the gym, though.

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Summary: Ugh!
Review: This has got to be the worst movie of all time. It wasn't even funny. If I watch a bad B movie, I at least expect some humor like the Airplane or Police Squad movies. This movie was just plain bad.

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Summary: GOOD ONLY THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE IT
Review: THIS IS GOOD THE FIRST TIME YOU SEE IT,BUT THE SECOND TIME IT'S JUST NOT VERY ENTERTAINING. IT'S ABOUT A BLACK MOM WHO TAKES REVENGE ON THE NAZIS WHO KILLED HER SON,LEROY.

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Summary: This movie is terrible
Review: This is without a doubt the worst movie ever made. I can't point out a single good scene in the entire movie. Seriously, even if you like bad movies, I wouldn't ever waste my money on this one. IT'S THE WORST

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Summary: Despite the title...
Review: When I first heard about Surf Nazis Must Die, a few images flashed through my mind that made me very excited about seeing it. I pictured WWII Nazis fighting Allied troops...ON SURFBOARDS!! I didn't forsee much of a plotline, but that wouldn't matter. I figured that there would be ample violence and enough unintended laughs to make this movie worth seeing/buying. Unfortunately, Surf Nazis Must Die is very different from how I imagined it. It is about post-apocalyptic California, where evil neo-Nazis rule the beaches. Even then, there would still be potential for the film. However, there is very little violence throughout the entire movie and there are almost no unintentional laughs, mainly because the director was actually trying to make a VERY serious movie. As a result, it is boring and hard to sit through. The only redeeming quality of this movie is the fact that we can watch as a lady in her mid to late 60s rides a motorcycle and kills a few people. Even then, the action doesn't occur until the last 10 minutes of the movie. All in all, I would recommend that you stay away from this one. I'm sure that there are better movies by Troma out there, so you might want to try their most famous one, The Toxic Avenger.

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Summary: Despite the title...
Review: When I first heard about Surf Nazis Must Die, a few images flashed through my mind that made me very excited about seeing it. I pictured WWII Nazis fighting Allied troops...ON SURFBOARDS!! I didn't forsee much of a plotline, but that wouldn't matter. I figured that there would be ample violence and enough unintended laughs to make this movie worth seeing/buying. Unfortunately, Surf Nazis Must Die is very different from how I imagined it. It is about post-apocalyptic California, where evil neo-Nazis rule the beaches. Even then, there would still be potential for the film. However, there is very little violence throughout the entire movie and there are almost no unintentional laughs, mainly because the director was actually trying to make a VERY serious movie. As a result, it is boring and hard to sit through. The only redeeming quality of this movie is the fact that we can watch as a lady in her mid to late 60s rides a motorcycle and kills a few people. Even then, the action doesn't occur until the last 10 minutes of the movie. All in all, I would recommend that you stay away from this one. I'm sure that there are better movies by Troma out there, so you might want to try their most famous one, The Toxic Avenger.

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Summary: Funnier than s**t!
Review: Who cares if it's a bad B flick? The fun is watching Leroy's Mama trash the Surf Nazis one by one until she stands alone in triumph! The scene where Adolph is making love to his girlfriend on the beach has a classic line: "Adolph...I told you...NOT HERE!"

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Summary: This [...] is the Gayest Movie i Have ever Seen!
Review: Wow i feal much stupider after seeing Surf Nazis Must die. This was totaly Libarachi Gay! If The director was to create another film in his downhill career, we would be contemplating suicide meer moments after its realse. Please spare us the bulletts and blood and dont see this film.

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Summary: this is the best movie ever
Review: you have to be a bitch not to like this movie. holla yall, all surfers wat ez up wit it...by dis now and u wont bee uncool. the moovee is about NAZEEEES takin ovah cali...yeah hell NO biotch. can u say MALIBOOTEY niggah? daz right all. i wish this moovee got a oscar itz so gooood. yo...stay white keep it tight..

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