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Summary: Classic Kevin Smith
Review: At first I was a little hesitant about this movie since it was in black and white, but by the end I really didn't care. The dialogue between the characters, especially the two clerks, is hilariously funny. There are so many little nuances about this film that make it funny, you'll have to find them out for yourself. And the dvd is packed with extras, tons of deleted scenes, an alternate ending, and a commentary. I love Kevin Smith commentaries they always have so much to say about the film. Anyway, buy this, Mallrats and Chasing Amy before you miss out on the best director of our time.
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Summary: What happens when intelligent people have [bad] jobs.
Review: I find it really hard to put into words how great this film is. Kevin Smith gives a new meaning to "talkies." With intelligent repartee, witty banter, and any other euphemism for people talking with big words and making you laugh, Clerks shows us the other side of the counter. Ever wondered why the person who sells you cigarettes is never in a good mood? Perhaps they weren't supposed to be there that day. A day in the life of a convenience store clerk and a video rental clerk leads to death, destruction, sex, vandalism, general mayhem, hockey, drugs, dancing, food gags, delinquent minors, wanton disregard for human life, and the necessary love, while the characters take a poignant look at the human existence. Oh, and it's real funny too. The Collector's edition contains the alternate ending and an alternative soundtrack with the actors discussing how the film was made. A nice way to watch the film all over again.
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Summary: Best comedy of the 90's
Review: Our 19 year old son started raving about this movie about 3 years ago. My husband and I finally watched it last year and thought it was one of the funniest movies we'd every seen. I think I'm putting the DVD on my wish list! Any age(ok maybe under 55) will enjoy it .
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Summary: Greatest movie of all time, under $30,000.
Review: Sparkplug to Kevin Smith's very bright film-making\acting career. Tremendously witty comedy involving the lifestyles of two Jersey clerks. Whether it was discussing the endings to Star Wars movies or whether they should be kind to their customers, the two clerks never failed to make any situation hilarious. You won't want to miss laughing when Dante's ex-girlfriend screws a dead guy in the Quik Stop's bathroom and becomes, well, a little messed up in the head. I'll warn you right now that you will only find this View Askew Production as funny as I do if you enjoy a countless number of swears thrown onto a mountain of dirty jokes. If you like that sort of thing, you will immediately put this flick at the top of your favorite movie list. I suggest renting or BUYING all of Kevin Smith's films. You won't be disappointed.
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Summary: one of the funniest movies of the 90s
Review: kevin smith took his first crack at writing and directing with this using a risky yet ingenious method. he filmed the movie in black and white which gives the feeling of seeing from a security monitor point of view which works being that most of the movie involves a convienient store clerk named grant hicks who is stuck at work when he has to fill in for someone who calls off sick, however hes not alone as his irresponsible friend who works at the video store next to him visits frequently and his girlfriend to whom he gets into a quarrel with over there sex lives. plus the usual (and unusual) brand of customers. the movie has alot of twists including a hockey game on the roof of the store, a funeral misshap and the intrusions of two loiter rats names jay and silent bob(kevin smith) and one of grants ex-girlfriends. this is a hilarious movie which reminds us just how life can be so incarserating and yet so funny.
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Summary: Kevin Smith Is My God.
Review: Go see this movie. Go buy this movie. The only reason I don't own this movie is that I live with my parents. That barrier will not hold up for long because this movie is beyond awesome. Rarely in my reviews will I gush like this, I promise. But Clerks... why don't those fools up in DVDLand make a Kevin Smith Collection?! Actually, his other movies don't even come close to the genuis of Clerks. Two very bored guys have a very interesting day. In black and white. That's it. That's also part of Kevin Smith's genuis. He's at his best when it's just two guys talking about the deeper moral dilemmas in Return of the Jedi. I could go on and on and on...but I won't. Go see Clerks. Go buy Clerks. You will buy Clerks...
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Summary: what do I think of clerks
Review: I saw a lot of stupid movies in my life , one's with a normal story bad guy's god guy's aline's and a lot of stupid stuff and stupid comedy's like American pie (which use's cheap sex joke's ) but this one is a true comedy nothing fake nothing unordinary but and i think thats why clerks is (if isn't) one of the greatest comedy movies ever made you can watch it as many time's as you want and you'll never get bored .. you might get bored of watching the same action movie that you know the ending and there is no point of watching it again but clerks make us laugh at the funny things that happen to us during our ordinary day the acting is so so funny ,actors making mistake's and sound like they are reading there scrip not saying it and there are some real talented actors like Scott Mosier (the guy who did Willam the Idiot and by the way he and Kevin Smith are the one's who Produced the movie) and also the low I.Q. Video Customer which is one of best parts of the movie Kevin Smith is one of the best Directors that came out in the last 5 years , if your idea about a god movie is to have some god laughs' you well fall in love with this one but if you like movies that must have a story and a goal and a perfect plot .. i don't know you might not like it or who know's
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Summary: Low Budget Film, watchable if nothing else.
Review: A Low Budget film by Kevin Smith, about two guys who work at a store and have very adult fantasys about life and where their friendships are going. It's about as good as a low budget film can be,and that's all there is to say.
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Summary: Watch it you'll see...
Review: Kevin Smith is a great man. He beat most box office hit's with very little money. Truely great writting. If you like comedy this is one you must watch.
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Summary: Hilarious and insightful
Review: I watched Clerks last night on video with my wife after putting it off for a couple of years. This is a very funny movie. There is no plot per se, but essentially the movie centers around Dante, the convenience store clerk who has no direction in life and dreams about dumping his girlfriend Veronica, who is combative but loyal and caring, for his ex-girlfriend Caitlin, who cheated on him repeatedly when they were dating. His buddy Randall, who works (sort of) at the nearby video store is the ultimate cool guy whose zen like observations about Dante's life are so on the mark. Clerks is filled with funny and vulgar exchanges that I cannot repeat here, ... . Also memorable is Silent Bob, played by the film maker Kevin Smith, who speaks only once but has the most profound line in the entire movie. The girl who plays Veronica reminded me of Marisa Tomei in My Cousin Vinny. My favorite scenes: 1) the chewing gum salesman trying to turn kids off of cigarette smoking, 2) the man who wants to use the rest room, 3) Randall ordering porno flicks over the phone in the presence of a young lady and her daughter, and 4) Dante and Veronica talking about how many people they have been with and their argument that ensues from it. Clerks is a Gen-X classic best appreciated by high schoolers and those in their 20's, but even an old codger of 31 like myself can enjoy it too.
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