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Summary: The most obscene, vulgar, offensive, and greatest movie ever
Review: Being a huge fan of the series since day one, I have to say that this movie makes the TV series look like Nickelodeon. Only those with a true, full hearted sense of humor would find a satanistic, pro-gay, foul-mouthed musical this funny. With a healthy content of four-letter words, "South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut" blows all movie that were once considered "Edgy" right out of the water. The presentation is excellent, the first five minutes is rather subtle, until the 'Pigf***er heard round the world' is uttered and all hell breaks loose. It's surely a must see, but try to hide it from the kids, as if they haven't already seen it and are reciting the lines behind your back anyway.
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Summary: very good adult humor
Review: The jokes are fresh and they mixed alot of old style music with new. A very entertaining movie for adults.
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Summary: If the score doesn't get an Oscar, they've been robbed.
Review: This is one of the greatest anti-censorship movies ever made. The film-makers don't argue that there are films out there that kids shouldn't see; their point is that, instead of protesting and boycotting everything in sight, parents should spend time with their kids and *explain* why certain things are right or wrong.This is a brilliant, acidic, extremely funny movie, with an unexpectedly moving moment involving Kenny, which I won't spoil. The music is brilliant, both as a parody of Disney movies and on its own terms. I can't wait for Whitney Houston to sing "Uncle F*cka" at the Oscar ceremony.
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Summary: AN ABSOLUTE MUST FOR ALL FANS AND POLITICALLY INCORRECT
Review: INAGINE ONE OF THE BEST SOUTH PARK EPISODES STRETCHED TO AN HOUR AND A HALF. THE SHOW MAY BE LACKING A LITTLE LATELY BUT THIS MOVIE DEFINITELY PICKS UP WHERE THE BEST EPISODES WERE GOING. THE FIRST HALF HOUR RATES WITH THE BEST COMEDIES I HAVE EVER SEEN. I LAUGHED SO HARD FOR SO LONG THAT MY FACE STARTED TO GET SORE. I WOULD HAVE GIVEN IT FIVE STARS BUT THE PLOT INVOLVING SATAN AND SADAM HUSSEIN IN A RELATIONSHIP DRAGS A LITTLE BIT. THE MUSIC ALONE IS ENOUGH TO MAKE YOU FORGIVE ANY PROBLEMS THE FILM HAS AND THE SOUNTRACK IS A MUST IF YOU BUY THIS FILM, "WHAT WOULD BRIAN BOITANO DO" AND "UNCLE F*****" RATES WITH ANY SONG FROM ANY MOVIE MUSICAL EVER MADE. START WRITTING LETTERS TO THE ACADAMY FOR BEST SCORE CONSIDERATION!!!
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Summary: this movie is non-stop hilarity
Review: i've always been a fan of south park, and when i heard that they were making a movie, i knew i had to see it. we knew it would be funny, but i could hardly contain my laughter and i know when i see it a second time, i'll catch jokes that were muffled by my laughter the first time. if you like the t.v. show, you'll love the movie!
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Summary: It's "Spirit of Christmas", not the TV show
Review: To all those who claim that the movie diverges from the spirit of the TV show, I have this to say: The movie was made for fans of Parker and Stone's original "Spirit of Christmas" short, NOT so much for fans of the South Park TV show. "Spirit of Christmas" was just as vulgar as the movie is, and therein was the spark that shot it across the Internet in a hundred different formats in the summer of 1997, and turned it into the cult hit that Comedy Central couldn't resist making into a series. BUT... to make a series out of it, they HAD to tone it down. If the toned-down series is what you're a fan of, you'll certainly be taken aback by the movie, and you might not appreciate so well where the humor comes from. But to fans who have been with Stan, Kyle, Cartman and Kenny since the very first duel between Santa Claus and Jesus, this film revisits the exuberance of South Park's genesis in a million little nods to the original (Brian Boitano is back with a vengeance!) and shows that Parker & Stone were just waiting their chance to unleash the full force of their genius on us. And to those who claim there are too many songs: Yes, Virginia, it IS a musical. And what's more, it may be the best musical of 1999. Delectably crafted and sure to cause unaccustomed thought in many an atrophied mind, the South Park movie is a better tribute to its twisted origins than anyone whose only exposure to South Park is through the TV series will likely appreciate. Hats off to Parker & Stone for a true masterpiece.
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Summary: A smart, hilarious satire...who would have thought?
Review: I was expecting Bigger Longer and Uncut to be funny, but one of the most ingenius satires of the year? Wasn't expecting that. To my surprise, for every hilariously raunchy "Uncle F**ka" routine, there was a great subtle joke about everything from religon to politics to the media. Absolute perfection and brilliant obscentiy....yes brilliant obsenity....while maintaining a sense of youthful innocence and classic musical showmanship not seen in cinema in a while. South Park: Biggger Longer and Uncut is the funniest film this year
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Summary: Dude, this movie kicks ***!
Review: This is, without a doubt, one of the greatest movies of all time and NO...I'm NOT an idle flatterer who said the same thing about the last Pauly Shore flick. This movie alone is the funniest film of all time and it addresses issues such as the first amendment, censorship, bad parenting, children's impression and the stupidity of war, just to name a few. I can't believe it didn't do better at the box office; God forbid a movie entertain and make people THINK! So do yourself a favor if you haven't seen it: buy or rent it. And if you're one of these morons who *** and moan about South Park without ever having watched it, then "shut your *** face uncle ***!"
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Summary: I laughed, I cried, I went home happy
Review: Tying such diverse elements together as a musical, the Geniuses behind South Park have struck again. I heartily reccomend this movie to anyone who thinks that censorship has gotten ridiculous. This is also a great film for people who love to pick "stolen" gags or scenes from other movies, as there are lines and scenes from such movies as "Star trek: the search for Spock" and such musicals as "Les Miserables". A warm, witty and sometimes hard edged film, It is assembled in the form of a broadway musical and remains true to what fans have expected from a South Park cartoon.
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Summary: Catastrophically hilarious
Review: This is the funniest movie ever made in my opinion. The jokes are great, the plot is one of the best I've ever seen, and it's just great all around. Yes it is extremely vulgar, but without the cursing the movie would just be some stupid kids trying to save two guys. Well whoopidy do da another stupid drama! Who cares! I highly recommend this movie to anyone who has the slightest sense of huumor.
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