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Summary: waste of space
Review: QUOTED FROM "USER IN MARYLAND""""I first watched the South Park movie last night at midnight on comedy central. They were doing a special and showed the movie UNCUT with barely any commercial interruption. I loved this movie the moment it started.The beginning is like this: Stan comes out of his house and starts to sing a song about his "Quiet Little Mountain Town" and he goes around and gets his friends Kyle, Cartman, and Kenny.Then, they go to an R rated movie and use a homeless man to make it look like its their guardian so they can see the movie. After viewing the movie, All of the boys talk trash big time:...The story goes that after viewing the movie, the four friends tell other boys and girls and then all the children of South Park and now using bad language and the Mothers of South Park get angry and declare war on Canada.>>>>>>> (Thats because the makers of the movie were canadian.) Now, this movie is definetly not for kids, even though i am a kid, but i can handle this ...right? just kidding. anyway, theres a TON OF BAD LANGUAGE, LOTS OF SEXUAL REFERENCES, AND SOME GRAPHIC (ANIMATED) VIOLENCE. so dont let people under 13 watch it. just make sure people 13 and over can handle all the swearing. PSSSST!: Heres an extra: in this episode, kenny goes to hell, and at the end, you see kenny's face! it looks like stans but it has messy blonde hair!!! also, kenny goes to heaven at the end.""" Why are you wasting space, even on an internet movie chatboard with this $hit. First off, nice try Trey Parker and Matt Stone are from Colorado, not Canada, any fan with 1/15th of a brain knows that. Next, good job with the spoilers. I hadnt seen the movie before I read your review and you totally ruined it, and third, how the he11 did you pull the age 13 out of your a$$ for the "correct age to see this"??? I think we should make a rule that kids should not be able to waste board space with their irrelevant opinions.
God what a waste of space and time.
Rating: 
Summary: the best musical of alll time!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Review: this movie is a hilarious movie,..,but the thing is it doesn't really have any special features.Only 2 trailers and a teaser. i was expecting commentary or a behind the scenes, or something like that. but the movie still covers it. it is genious.
Rating: 
Summary: SUCKED
Review: This movie was horrible! Tasteless humor. I like the show but the movie sucked.
Rating:
Summary: Insanely Hilarious
Review: You may laugh harder than hell when you see this amazing movie.
It is hilariously twisted. If you're a fan of this amazingly
funny TV series, you will LOVE this movie. If you're not a fan of
this funny TV series, you will still adore this movie. In it,
Cartman, Stan, and Kyle (and for the first few minutes), Kenny
go to see the Terrance & Phillip movie. (that's a cartoon they
love from Canada) The T&P movie includes very filthy language.
So, the gang starts to speak that way. And the moms are furious.
So, the PTA declares war against Canada because this movie is
warping the kids' minds. It is an extraordinarily funny movie.
And you'll see what happens after what I said. The movie includes
a breif scene where Kenny's orange thing comes off his face and
he actully talks instead of mumbles. The only flaw in this movie
is that it doesn't include my favorite character...Towelie.
***WARNING*** This movie includes very crude and filthy language.
As it also includes breif sexual activity and violence.
DON'T LET THE KIDS SEE THIS ALONE.
Rating:
Summary: South Park at its best!
Review: This movie is South Park at its best. This movie has very funny songs now avalible on soundtrack.This movie is about Cartman, Kenny,Stan, and klye.They sneak into an R movieand then the moms go agianst canada. The boys make a group and try to stop there moms from hurting the canadians Terence and Phillip. there is alot more. This movie is exilent. I recament you rent it or buy it. It has a lot of Naghty lanague though that may not be approprite for little kids.
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Summary: "We have GOT to see this movie, dude!"
Review: I'm no fan of "trash TV" and toilet humor that so pervades our culture these days. I don't like Beevis and Butthead, or Jackass (a different kettle of fish, but still proudly lowbrow). Yet there's something about South Park. Maybe it's because the words are coming out of the mouths of little kids. Maybe it's because the crudity and directness of the humor is matched by the crudity and directness of the animation. Maybe it's that I like any movie where Bill Gates gets his just desserts. At any rate, this film is a hoot, though it's as un-PC as films come and definitely not for children. The songs are great sendoffs of well-known musical styles. Chef, though he has only a few scenes, gets the funniest lines in the movie. (Of particular note is his advice on how to make a woman happy.) And what happens in the film is eerily reminiscent of what's happened in the U.S. since 9-11, or what has often happened in periods of intolerance, xenophobia and fear. The DVD, however, is a bit of a disappointment. With the quirkish sense of humor of South Park's two creators, I expected some sort of bizarre "documentary," or animation outtakes, or commentaries, or scenes that supposedly were made but cut out after the MPAA threatened to slap an "X" rating on the flick. There are so many ways they could have made this DVD a standout. Instead the only "extras" we get are three trailers. They are excellent trailers, btw, (on the disc in reverse-order, oddly enough) but they could have done a lot more, and given Parker and Stone's perverse creativity I'm surprised they didn't. Still, if you love the South Park franchise this is a no-brainer. Just get ready to be singing the songs for months. Even if you have to mumble some of the words in polite company.
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Summary: SOUTH PARK -BIGGER ,LONGER & UNCUT
Review: CALL IT WHAT YOU WANT,SICK,VILE,TWISTED,DEMENTED,BUT ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS THAT SOUTH PARK KICKS MAJOR AZZ!! THIS MOVIE AND THE SHOW ARE INGENIOUSLY HILARIOUS,GUT-BUSTINGLY FUNNY AND SMARTLY SATIRICAL. I GUARANTEE YOU WON'T BE ABLE TO KEEP A STRAIGHT FACE DURING THIS FLICK,YOU'LL BE ROLLING AROUND ON THE FLOOR WITH UNCONTROLLABLE LAUGHTER. THE BOYZ OF SOUTH PARK,STAN,KYLE,KENNY & CARTMAN TAKE YOU FOR ONE INSANELY HUMOROUS RIDE WHERE THE FUN NEVER ENDS. THIS IS A SWEET & KEWL MOVIE. IF YOU ARE AS OBSESSED WITH SOUTH PARK AS I AM,YOU NEED TO BUY THIS TODAY. ACTUALLY,IF YOU'RE ANY KIND OF FAN OF COMEDY AND APPRECIATED A GOOD LAUGH,GET THIS. AND DON'T FORGET TO CHECK OUT ALL NEW EPISODES OF SOUTH PARK ON COMEDY CENTRAL EVERY WEDNESDAY. SO FAR,THE SHOWS ARE DROP-DEAD FUNNY WITH THE KNOCKOUT PUNCH LINES AND COMEDIC TWISTS WE'VE COME TO EXPECT FROM SOUTH PARK.
Rating:
Summary: The Best Cartoon Film Ever!
Review: I wasn't a fan of this show when it first aired. i thought 9-year old boys cussing and making homo sexual and racial jokes was sick and mean. But the movie changed my mind. I mean, Satan breaks out in a musical number. How could you not love that? I also loved Cartman's line about Jewish candy. Saddam is in this movie, too- in fact, he has a very large part. But I will not say how here. I wouldn't buy it on DVD yet; there will be a special edition 2-disk DVD coming out in '04. This movie is definitly not for kids. But I will admit that it's biggest fans ARE kids.
Rating:
Summary: Best.....Movie.....Ever
Review: South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut is the most hillarious movie I have ever seen!!!! If you like to laugh, you should buy this movie. Plus, it's a musical, and the songs are hysterical! "Blame Canada", "It's Easy M'Kay" and Cartman's "Kyle's Mom's a B**ch" are the best! I would give it 6 stars if I could. You don't have to be a South Park fan to love this movie, it's just so funny!
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Summary: This Movie Rox!!!
Review: I would just like to say that this movie, in the words of Cartman, kicks (censored). This movie is just as funny as any Tom Green movie. The kids sneak in to an R-rated movie, and it warps their fragile little minds. They use several "flavorful" words (very creative), and the United States declares war on Canada. I won't spoil the end, but I'll tell you that, in Cartman's repetoire, there are references to several early episodes(especially "Chicken Lover" and "Mecha Streisand"). ...
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