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Summary: KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST!
Review: KUNG POW: ENTER THE FIST is a kung-fu movie spoof about "The Chosen One," a warrior with a tounge that has a face, who must train himself to fight Master Pain (a.k.a 'Betty'), the man who killed his family. This movie will have you laughing out loud from beginning to 'intermission' and to end. There's gopher-chucks, ninja warriors that cry like girls and can't fight, a kung fu cow, aliens from France, a mysterious woman with only one breast, and badly dubbed dialoge! And look out for the next episode...KUNG POW 2: TOUNGE OF FURY!
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Summary: One Of The Funniest Movies Of Our Time
Review: this movie is the funnies damn thing ive seen in a long while. theres alot of pointless things that go on for too long. and thats why i love it! it is soooo funny, its a must see for airplane fans and people who like stupid movies like that. this movie is godlike! the zoom in on the faces was my favorite part that and when hes running... "IM COMING!" "CHOSEN ONE!" "IM COMING" lmao great gags major classic
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Summary: Attempts to be awful (and succeeds)
Review: Can you complain about a movie that shows kung-fu cows (complete with milk shot through its udders in dramatic Matrix-style bullet-time?) Can you complain about a movie that is poorly dubbed with whiny, childish, and otherwise awful voiceovers -- intentionally? Walking into a theater with the full expectation of seeing practically every adolescent joke a 12-year-old could think of, including fart jokes, gopher-chucks, nipple-twisting and leg-humping (as weapons), is it even fair to complain this movie is stupid?Well, uh.. yeah. You'll laugh out loud a few times, if just for the absolute ridiculousness of it all, but for the most part, the jokes are more irritating and overly repetitive than funny. Considering this movie probably won't outgross How High, the movie's suggestion that a sequel is coming out - now that's pretty funny.
There are a lot of movies that succeed at being both deliberately stupid and funny at the same time - the classic Airplane (still one of my all-time favorites), The Naked Gun, Dumb and Dumber, etc... Even Oedekerk's Star Wars spoof Thumb-Wars was pretty funny. Unfortunately, this movie is stupid but rarely funny. You've been warned (again).
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Summary: Kung Pow: Enter The Fist
Review: I was so impressed by the film. Oedekerk has really outdone himself. It was a masterpiece for its genre. I laughed the whole way through!
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Summary: Run, don't walk, away from this movie!
Review: This was the most unentertaining film I have ever seen. The special effects are interesting -- inserting the star and a few other actors into an old chinese kung fu film was done well. The kung fu cow was done well. Turning an old film into a new film was an interesting idea. But the film is not entertaining, and the jokes and gags are barely funny and barely adolescent. My fourteen year old son wanted to leave the theatre -- that's pretty bad. The dialogue, while purposely "dubbed" so that it did not match the actors lip movements, was poorly conceived, again, barely funny. The movie reminded me of a play a friend and I worked up in high school -- very juvenile humor. If I had not been with two twelve year olds who wanted to see the entire film, I would have walked out an demanded my money back -- something I have never done. I like almost all movies - action movies, kid movies, animation, mysteries, dramatic. This was a poorly done movie -- I can't imagine they will earn back the money spent on advertising this film.
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Summary: Kung pow: stupid but funny
Review: Yeah the story [was really bad], but if you ever pretended to be talking for someone and thought it was funny, or you like mystery science theater 3000 then this is hilarious.
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Summary: Most Original Flick
Review: Ok, here it is. Everyone I ve talked to said it was the stupidest thing ever. But you know what I agree to a point. It's not your run of the mill spoof movie. Don't expect an Austin Powers/ SpaceBalls or any other. Treat this movie like an independent Art Piece. Enjoy it for what it is. A mockery of foriegn films dubbed in English. Mostly Kung FU type films. This film creatively uses an original piece and intergrates todays actors as well as little things that you might not catch. The film's originallity lies in the freshness of it. Some parts of the movie's dialogue seems to be original, almost improvic, like they wrote a script, shot the movie and then threw the script out. The little quarks in the movie are great. Expect to see little commercial jingles as well as a little of sci fi, including Matrix, stargate and indpendence day references.
Don't take the movie too serious and you'll enjoy the heck out of it. My coodos to the director and writer and actors. Woo-wee Fotoone1 from Long Beach, CA
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Summary: Hilarious
Review: One of the funniest movies I have ever seen in the theater. I laughed my a** off. When this movie come out on VHS/DVD, don't rent, BUY IT. And go see the sequels.
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Summary: The worst movie I have ever seen
Review: Ok, I'm a huge fan of Monty Python, Mystery Science Theater 3000, and the "Naked Gun" movies, so you can imagine how easily entertained I am. This movie is dumber than anything I've ever seen before. Yes, there are a couple of laughs in it, but they are few and far between (seen the trailer for this film? Then you've seen the laughs). The only funny part throughout the film is the fact that the bad guy insists on being called "Betty". Save your money and wait until this comes on late night cable and you left the remote on top of the tv while you're laying on the couch...that's the only reason I can think of to watch this waste of film.
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Summary: Great movie to make fun of its genre.
Review: I saw Kung Pow recently. I almost fell out of my seat on acount that I was laughing so hard. Each joke fell into place at the right time. I've heard that there might be a sequel. Some of the gags were new and some were recyled but overall it was great way to kill some time on a Saturday night. If you thought that the previews were funny, wait until you see it at the theater!
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