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Summary: I can't believe that these people watched the same video!
Review: This was without a doubt the dumbest video that I've ever seen! I am a frequent viewer of soft porn/playboy, and I can't tell you how bad this thing was. It is not only mistitled (SERIOUSLY lacking in any bare people) but there was no action! There was no attempt to match up with the cinematic style or feel of the original and only resembled the Blair Witch Project in the name and use of a map at some point in the movie. I would STRONGLY reccomend that you go somewhere else for your action and resist the urge of listening to the other reviewers that probably produced or acted in the movie.
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Summary: Accurate spoof, acting typical of strippers
Review: While an accurate spoof of the Blair Witch Project, there are some other things that made this movie quite funny. For example, the inconsistencies in scene, one minute they're at Yosemite in the woods, the next on somebody's backyard lawn making out. Only one of the girls has any acting ability at all, or for that matter any brains, the rest are typical airheads. One of them is so bad, at the end you can watch her screw up a 10 word line she's supposed to say over and over again, a true monument to her stupidity. Definetly amusing.
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Summary: A sexy parody of "The Blair Witch Project" (No, not really)
Review: Yes, I should have known better. I stumbled across this film on a movie channel late on night and for some reason thought this might be an interesting parody of "The Blair Witch Project." Four sorority sisters head into the mountains to do a class video project on the legendary Bare Wench. There is Nikki Fritz as Nikki, Julie K. Smith as Chloe, Lorissa McComas as Lori, and Antonia Dorian as Toni. Fritz, star of "A Ferret in My Bathwater" (how ever did I miss that one?) is the lead character here, with more brains than the rest of the group put together, a fact which is proven repeatedly. As their faithful idiot companion there is Lenny Juliano as Lunk, who gets ample opportunity to leer at four pairs of bare breasts but not much else. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the title character, who inspires lust in those who climb her mountain, at the film's less than thrilling climax. There are two reasons for seeing this film and neither one of them really pans out. There are lots of scenes of the girls running around topless and rubbing up against each other, but nothing particularly memorable. The parody elements consist of finding sex toys out in the woods, an obvious twist on the famous camera shot of Heather, and the game of hopscotch. Most of the film is shot with a hand held camera, in the spirit of the original, which at one point when everyone is running screaming through the woods actually made me physicall ill. I stuck around for the end to see how lame the final punch line was going to be and discovered that the funniest and best part of the movie are the end credits, which have outtakes of the bonfire scene. It seems that no power on earth can get Antonia Dorian to say the line "I used a piece of paper." Watch it amazement as she gets the line wrong time after time, and if she is even in the ballpark, immediately messes up the next line. Finally you hear director Jim Wynroski, having given her the line several times, laugh and say, "I'm just going to put all of this at the end of the film. It's going to be two-and-a-half hours long." Thankfully, this is not the case. FYI: Apparently there are sequels to this 1999 film: "Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless" (which is, I guess, the same as "Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2) from 2001 and the upcoming "Bare Wench Project 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain." Consider this fair warning.
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Summary: A sexy parody of the Blair Witch Project? No, not really.
Review: Yes, I should have known better. I stumbled across this film on a movie channel late on night and for some reason thought this might be an interesting parody of "The Blair Witch Project." Four sorority sisters head into the mountains to do a class video project on the legendary Bare Wench. There is Nikki Fritz as Nikki, Julie K. Smith as Chloe, Lorissa McComas as Lori, and Antonia Dorian as Toni. Fritz, star of "A Ferret in My Bathwater" (how on earth did I ever miss that one?) is the lead character here, with more brains than the rest of the group put together, a fact which is proven repeatedly throughout their trip up the mountain. As their faithful idiot companion there is Lenny Juliano as Lunk, who gets ample opportunity to leer at four pairs of bare breasts but not much else. Julie Strain makes an appearance as the title character, who inspires lust in those who dare to climb her mountain, at the film's less than thrilling climax. There are two reasons for seeing this film and neither one of them really pans out. There are lots of scenes of the girls running around topless and rubbing up against each other, but nothing particularly memorable. The parody elements consist of finding sex toys out in the woods, an obvious twist on the famous camera shot of Heather, and the game of hopscotch. Most of the film is shot with a hand held camera, in the spirit of the original, which at one point when everyone is running screaming through the woods actually made me physicall ill (I am not kidding, it made my head spin). I stuck around for the end to see how lame the final punch line was going to be and discovered that the funniest and best part of the movie are the end credits, which have outtakes of the bonfire scene. It seems that no power on earth or in heaven can get Antonia Dorian to say the line "I used a piece of paper." Watch in amazement as she gets the line wrong time after time, and even when she in the ballpark, she immediately messes up the next line. Finally you hear director Jim Wynroski, having given her the line several times in clipped tones, just laugh and say, "I'm just going to put all of this at the end of the film. It's going to be two-and-a-half hours long." Thankfully, this is not the case. FYI: Apparently there are sequels to this 1999 film: "Bare Wench Project 2: Scared Topless" (which is, I guess, the same as "Book of Babes: Bare Wench 2) from 2001 and the upcoming "Bare Wench Project 3: Nymphs of Mystery Mountain." Consider this fair warning.
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