The Bare Wench Project

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Summary: Too little action, too much pointless talking.
Review: Bare Wench is another softcore parody of the Blair Witch project (I think there's about two dozen of those things out there). It has 5 very attractive women (which includes Nikki Fritz, Julie Smith, and Julie Strain), and one dorky guy whose only purpose is to provide comic relief.

Okay, so I'm thinking "Cool. Great looking women, having softcore lesbian sex with each other very 10 minutes or so. This should be real good."

Unfortunately, the producers blew it. There is nothing in this video that actually qualifies as a sex scene. There's a couple of false starts, but the majority of the action is just the women posing for the camera. I guess once the producers had spent their money on the women, and spent more getting them to remove their clothes, they didn't have any money left to get them to actually do anything. And I guess they also used up all their alloted nudity time too early, because towards the end of the video, there is a huge amount of pointless dialogue that is obviously being used for no other reason than to pad out the run time. "You're a liar! No you are! You go into the cave! No you go! I think we should go home! Well, I don't!" This goes on and on and on forever.

There's way better stuff than this.

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Summary: Good flick but can get annoying
Review: I have to say that the Blair Witch Project is one of my all time favorite movies and when I saw that this was out I thought to myself "why not get it and check it out" and I can say that I am glad that I did. If you like the kind of movie that has nothing but T&A all the way through it then get this movie, don't get it thinking it is a masterpiece cause it is not and the only part that I hated was the one girl in it that all she does is talk and whine about going skinny dipping, not that there is anything wrong with that but it does get a little annoying. So if you are looking for a fun movie with good looking women and lots of T&A then pick this one up, you won't regret it.

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Summary: Hot Movie
Review: I love horror movies - which is an understatement. When I first heard about THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, I was excited and curious. After seeing the film, I found it to be one of the WORST movies I'd ever seen - and to refer to it as a "horror" movie is like calling THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE a love story! THE BARE WENCH PROJECT is truly one of the great satires (compliments to Jim Wynorski - disciple of Andy Sidaris, who has a cameo in the film). Not only does it have some of the most beautiful breasts in the world, but spoofs wonderfully in true Wynorski/Sidaris fashion. It's not an offensive sex-ploitation film - it's a great parody with lots of wonderful visuals for those of us who adore the female anatomy.

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Summary: FUN & SEX both have 3 letters ...
Review: I love horror movies - which is an understatement. When I first heard about THE BLAIR WITCH PROJECT, I was excited and curious. After seeing the film, I found it to be one of the WORST movies I'd ever seen - and to refer to it as a "horror" movie is like calling THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE a love story! THE BARE WENCH PROJECT is truly one of the great satires (compliments to Jim Wynorski - disciple of Andy Sidaris, who has a cameo in the film). Not only does it have some of the most beautiful breasts in the world, but spoofs wonderfully in true Wynorski/Sidaris fashion. It's not an offensive sex-ploitation film - it's a great parody with lots of wonderful visuals for those of us who adore the female anatomy.

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Summary: THe bare wench project
Review: i really wasnt expecting to like this movie much after seeing all the other BWP spoofs like the hip hop witch and all the other ones but i actually kind of enjoyed it.and the whole things not just porn like everyone thinks.there's a lot of comedy in this one although some of the comedy is a bit overdone like the man named "Dick Bigdickian"and them all waking up and finding bras and (...)in the trees.just kinda stupid.

Rated R for STRONG sexual content and nudity.lots and lots of nudity

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Summary: A half-hearted half-sexy parody of "The Blair Witch Project"
Review: I stumbled across this film on a cable movie channel late one night and for some reason thought this might be an interesting parody of "The Blair Witch Project" (Hey, it could happen). Four sorority sisters head into the mountains to do a class video project on the legendary Bare Wench. There is Nikki Fritz as Nikki, Julie K. Smith as Chloe, Lorissa McComas as Lori, and Antonia Dorian as Toni. Fritz, star of "A Ferret in My Bathwater" (now, how on Earth did I ever miss that one?) is the lead character here, with more brains than the rest of the group put together, a fact which is proven repeatedly through this hike into the mountains. Lenny Juliano is Lunk, their faithful [not too bright] companion, .... Julie Strain makes an appearance as the title character, who inspires lust in those who dare to climb her mountain, at the film's less than thrilling climax.

There are two reasons for seeing this film and neither one of them really pans out. There are lots of scenes of the girls running around [with not much on], but nothing particularly memorable. The parody elements consist of finding sex toys out in the woods, an obvious twist on the famous camera shot of Heather, and the game of hopscotch. Most of the film is shot with a hand held camera, in the spirit of the original, which at one point when everyone is running screaming through the woods actually made me physicall ill. I stuck around for the end to see how [weak] the final punch line was going to be and discovered that the funniest and best part of the movie are the end credits, which have outtakes of the bonfire scene. It seems that no power on earth can get Antonia Dorian to say the line "I used a piece of paper." Watch in amazement as she gets the line wrong time after time, and even when she in the ballpark, she immediately messes up the next line. Finally you hear director Jim Wynroski, having given her the line several times in clipped tones, laugh and say, "I'm just going to put all of this at the end of the film. It's going to be two-and-a-half hours long." Thankfully, this is not the case. "The Bare Wench Project" is strictly a frat party movie, for what that is worth.

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Summary: This movie stunk
Review: I thought the Blair Witch Project was a bad movie until I saw this movie. If you like skanky women with incredibly bad fake breasts this movie is for you.

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Summary: Kinky and Fun
Review: I'm kind of a fan of Lorissa McCommas and Nikki Fritz and I fell in love with this film's naughty lampoon of the Blair Witch Project. Nice little lesbian scenes (made funny by the constant, eager groaning of the only male participant of the group, Lunk, who holds the camera. "Can I join in?" / "No way, this is a girl thing." Hehe.) Funny out-takes during the end credits. Cameo by B-movie goddess Julie Strain as the Bare Wench.

Just a fun movie, with nudity and light-hearted sexual situations and of course, lots of bouncing around and about as mindless as the movie it spoofs. But at least "Bare Wench" is FUN.

I just can't believe Nikki Fritz reviewed her own movie here at Amazon. I'M A FAN! XOXO :-)

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Summary: Worth Every Penny
Review: I've seen a lot of B-rated movies in my short life. It seems every new one gets cornier and cornier but I tell the truth when I say this movie was a breath of fresh air. I liked the blair witch project. I think it was a stoke of genius and a benchmark in independent film. The Bare Wench Project however takes this one step further by taking the good parts of Blair Witch and making them better by adding things men (aka: Howard Stern clones) enjoy. Adding an All-Star line up made this movie a must see for guys who like movies, not to mention that God broke the mold when he made Lorissa McComas. I tell you fellas, she made me glad I'm a man. The perfect combination of beauty, innocence, and curiosity make her an angel. Just be glad when you purchase this movie that you are witnessing the next best thing to watching Michael Jordan play live from courtside. Lorissa is a little slice of heaven. The other women are beautiful as well, but Lorissa is heavenly. Until next time...

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Summary: cute girls- bad movie
Review: If you are looking for a few girls to flash their tops for a few seconds and then the camera focusing on this really fat ugly comedic character, this may be the movie for you. The camera is hardly ever on the girls more than a few seconds and the strip scene is ruined by it beinf shot in the dark and through a huge roaring fire. Do not waste your time with this movie. There are much better ones of this genre out there.