Da Hip Hop Witch

Rating:
Summary: bad, and not in a good way
Review: This is a horrible piece of cinematic garbage that would even embarass the folks at Mystery Science Theatre. Anyone who gives a positive review on this crap must of been involved in the production. Mr. Mogul, who claims to be a filmmaker himself, and gave this a positive review, should remember that the directors name is connected to this stinky thing forever. Regardless of rather it was made for Five-thousand or Fifty-million dollars, it is still awful, I don't care if the director and producers made enough money to buy themselves solid gold houses. Any so called filmmaker with a shred of dignity will distance themselves as far as possible from this weak, anemic excuse for entertainment. Don't believe me, ask Eminem!

Rating:
Summary: an embarassment to all involved
Review: Who is responsible for this monstrocity? This film is atrocious. I have watched porn with better acting and scripts than this. It basically consists of a handful of bug eyed rappers with varying levels of credibility jumping around in front of a hand held camera as if they were told to pretend they're on crack. And while theoretically that sounds kinda entertaining,it's not. The only worthwhile moments in the entire film come from eminem, who turns out a lengthy, improvised rant on his horrific run in with the 'hip hop witch'. I have no idea what the motivation was behind the making of this film, but whoever is responsible should hang their head in shame. I cannot stress enough how much of a waste of time it is. You would have more fun eating your own vomit.