Rating: Summary: You know a movie is bad.... Review: ....when it has more than one title. This was originally released as "The Creature Wasn't Nice". I don't think the title change helps at all.This is basically an "Alien" spoof, where a creature roams the spaceship tormenting Leslie Nielson, Cindy Williams, et al, and of course hilarity is supposed to ensue. It doesn't. The whole mess is just one corny sight gag after another. This might fare well in the 8-13 age group, but adults will be embarrassed by the silliness. This is the same directing/writing team that put together "The First Nudie Musical", which was only slightly more amusing.
Rating: Summary: I want to eat your face! Review: Before yesterday I had never even heard of this movie. I happened to stumble upon the DVD while I was in K-Mart, it was only 5 dollars. What did I have to loose? I might have bought it if it was normal priced. As it turns out it would have been worth it. This movie is in the tradition of a lot of Leslie Neilson's other films. So if you enjoy the Airplane/Naked Gun movies, this is a really great peice of work. It's never serious, but the slap stick isn't anyone as thick as in Naked Gun. Airplane had me dying. Here I found myself laughing at the Rasinski(sp?) character. And John was funny, just looking at him I would chuckle. Very querky stuff here. As a few of the other reviews said, I was in stitches when the monster sang "I want to eat your face" Along with his broadway dancing. I was really surprised by this movie, it's not a classic slap stick film. But it has a ton of definitely funny moments. And the god awful low budget looking sets really enhanced the movie and gave it that "cheap but funny" feel. And what other movie has a space ship in it that has turn signals?
Rating: Summary: EMPTY SPACE Review: Filmed on a budget of probably no more than $1200, NAKED SPACE is one of the WORST Spoofs I've ever seen. Writer/director/co-star Bruce Kimmel bombards us with lame, humorless dialogue; a set that looks like Plan 9 from Outer Space with a budget cut, and the performances (save for Gerrit Graham's mugging) are unabashedly terrible. Never would I have thought Leslie Nielsen could be so unfunny, nor Cindy Williams and Patrick Macnee so obnoxious. As for Kimmel, what is it with the song and dance numbers? I Want to Eat Your Face was funny for about two seconds. I wasn't expecting a whole lot, but I did expect a laugh or two. AVOID AT ALL COSTS.
Rating: Summary: Save Your Money Review: I bought this DVD hoping to see one of my favorite comic actors, Leslie Nielsen, in another Airplane! type movie. I knew ahead of time that given its limited promotion that the movie would be along the lines off a low budget feature. This movie even fails the low budget test as even some low budget films can be lovable! The plot is horrible, the jokes unfunny, and even Mr. Nielsen seems to be groaning throughout the movie.
Rating: Summary: This movie is horrible! Review: I can honestly say that this is the worst movie in my collection. I have the DVD and consider the time I spent watching it as a complete waste. Its a good thing that there are no special features on the DVD, because I would have wasted more time watching that. Please skip this one.
Rating: Summary: Oh My Good! Review: I can truly say that I haven't seen worse movie than this one. The "fun" parts of the film would just make you want to cry... Leslie Nielsen is a top acter, but this movie makes him look really bad. Fortunately he has many films that are extremely funny.
Rating: Summary: Horrid! Review: I can't imagine paying 80 bucks for this! It is TERRIBLE
Rating: Summary: why, oh why, do I have to give it ANY stars?!? Review: I rented this and hated it. I love Leslie's movies, but this was unspeakably stupid. I won "Wrongfully Accused" on an ebay auction and it included "Naked Space" for FREE. That ought to tell you something right there. Sadly, I couldn't persuade the guy to NOT send it to me. Maybe I'll have to try to unload my copy. It is far beyond terrible.
Rating: Summary: why, oh why, do I have to give it ANY stars?!? Review: I rented this and hated it. I love Leslie's movies, but this was unspeakably stupid. I won "Wrongfully Accused" on an ebay auction and it included "Naked Space" for FREE. That ought to tell you something right there. Sadly, I couldn't persuade the guy to NOT send it to me. Maybe I'll have to try to unload my copy. It is far beyond terrible.
Rating: Summary: why, oh why, do I have to give it ANY stars?!? Review: I rented this and hated it. I love Leslie's movies, but this was unspeakably stupid. I won "Wrongfully Accused" on an ebay auction and it included "Naked Space" for FREE. That ought to tell you something right there. Sadly, I couldn't persuade the guy to NOT send it to me. Maybe I'll have to try to unload my copy. It is far beyond terrible.
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