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Summary: It sure does what is says!
Review: Wow! Because of all the controversy around this movie I had to see for myself what all the hoopla was about. I have to admit the slogan of "gauaranteed to offend everyone" should be modified because it doesn't offend "everyone" really, just the religious fanatics and the pedantic types. People who have been indoctrinated in respecting or admiring certain facets of life i.e. Supermodels, and then you see Supermodels in a gross out situation, Hello? you won't be able to laugh! Case and point; the character from Clockwork Orange, he loved Beethoven so much, that he could not fathom seeing this admiration on the screen with grotesque material yet he was a hypocrite because Beethoven was his impetus to kill! The word on the street is the movie is highly funny! However, if you have been indoctrinated in certain things that you love and it's too taboo to laugh at you will have a retardation or disfunction in your muscles or brain (literally) and you won't be able to laugh - and that's the precise affliction people who are "offended" manifest when watching this movie. And as in the above example, they also must be hypocrites as they dream of nasty things and notions - they know what I mean, don't play dumb. It's like making a crippled kid walk. He's going to be inflicted with pain. So not being able to laugh at something taboo is a form of retardation. I really feel sorry for these limited individuals because not only are they mentally and physically impaired due to their indoctrination (which is probably a combination of low IQ) but they are all in denial as evident in their review since they can't claim they are "offended" (poor bastard souls) yet any rational person can read into the review and diagnose them as "DISTURBED" which is synonymous with Offended. Furthermore, they have a huge void in their personality as they are desperately trying to be funny in their metaphorically bland "jokes" and situations. Evidently they should not venture out into unknown territory and stick with the kind of humor that's safe "Sesame Street", "Mr. Rogers", "Brady Bunch" and "Leave it to Beaver". As a distinguished doctor in the medical field, I recommend everyone buy this movie, for nothing else but to challenge themselves for what will eventually truly come into existence.... Murder and Mayhem in the 21st Century. Subsequently, SUVs will become the safest and only means to travel hence making cars will be extinct.
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Summary: Funny like Philadelphia and Schindler's List!
Review: Is this a greenhouse? NO? Really, I would've never guessed from the amazing number of PLANTS on this review thread. Seriously, I'd rather be re-circumsized with a rusty cheese grater by an elderly woman with parkinson's than see another frame of this film. This movie is about as funny as watching your pet dog get run over by a steamroller. Seriously. I would have to agree that this is the single most offensive "Movie" ever made. Too true. I'm offended that the thoughtless turds who made this film dared to call it a movie. There is no story, no jokes, no sketches, and not a single positive thing worth mentioning. This "movie" should come with rusty razor blades, bleach, and ammonia, so that anyone who watches more than five minutes of it can kill themselves or anyone in the room who appears to be enjoying themselves. And a word to the "fans" of this movie. Your transparent reviews reveal you for what you truly are: scumbag propagandists who are somehow making a quick buck by screwing people into buying this film. May your wrists be slit with DVDs of this horrible piece of garbage. Viewers: If you want to be offended, just go open mouth kiss one of your grandparents. It's cheaper than this crap.
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Summary: A WARNING not to buy!
Review: This movie, without question, is the most disgraceful attempt at comedy I have ever seen. Not once while sitting there watching this piece of trash did i so much as smirk. I love comedy of any sort so long as it is funny. This can not even be classified under the genre of comedy, it should be classified under the genre "Vince Offer is a joke and this is his movie." I literally cracked the disk and burned it after watching this. I don't know who the people are that actaully enjoyed this movie but they must be the most feeble-minded idiots on earth who giggle when they hear the word "boob". If you're thinking of buying this movie, consider wiping your ass with a $20 bill instead to make it more useful. I can't even believe i have to give this film one star.
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Summary: A cut above Hollywood movies
Review: You don't see this kind of movie because there's too much PC protocol in Hollywood. I'm speculating that this movie was made outside of the Hollywood clique because I can't believe some of the scenes and shots in this movie: Supermodels takin a poop, KKK member gettting shot by gang member, necrophilia and so on. I can understand why they call it the 'single most offensive movie ever made'. However, it's so funny you don't mind it - I think? Some of the reactions indicate that they don't care about the humor but if you like Jackass, American Pie, or other shock movies, this is certainly a cut above those, but I think it might be harder to digest if you take it personally.
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Summary: Wet My Pants Hilarious!
Review: I gotta admit, this movie had some really stupid parts to it but others were so hilarious that I literally p****d myself. Can't say I've seen too many movies that had to change my clothes after watching! And offensive is right, this movie can and will offend anyone who watches it, in one way or another. (trust me!)
Overall I thought it was twisted but funny as HELL and if you're sense of humor is warped like mine you will enjoy this movie.
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Summary: Just NOT funny
Review: To call this film crap is an INSULT to crap. The producers of this film have the nerve to compare it to the Kentucky Fried Movie. The Kentucky Fried Movie was truly hilarious, this film is just a WASTE of film. If I can encourage anybody not to waste $20.00 then I will be pleased.
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Summary: This Is, Without Question, The Worst Movie I Have Ever Seen.
Review: This is the most putrid, repulsive movie ever. I would like to give it a negative star value. Billed as a modern 'Kentucky Fried Movie', I expected that a satirical skit film would be funny. I enjoyed KFM, but then again, the makers of KFM had a degree of talent compared to one man wrecking crew Vince Offer, creator of this festering pustule of a film. This is the least funny movie I have ever seen. I like strange, off the wall humor. I will tolerate crude writing and production values if the underlying material is funny. That's a big if: IF the underlying material is funny. This material is NOT funny. I never once had a smile cross my face while watching this film; I certainly never laughed. You know that a movie is abysmal when the BEST performance in the film is by Joey Buttafuoco. (I'm not joking.) This is, without question, the worst movie I have ever seen. It does have excesses of every sort; the problem is that they aren't funny. If you look over my past reviews you will note that I like funny movies, and I like (campy) bad movies. This film is neither. It is merely a putrid assemblage of raunchy scatological references strung together, and furthermore, it's boring. So boring, I could almost not get through it. I have two fundamental questions about this film: who in their right mind invested money in this monstrosity, and; what on earth was Oscar nominee (for 'The Green Mile') Michael Clarke Duncan doing in this squalid mess? He is a talented actor, and I felt embarrassed for him. If you watch this film, I promise you that you will wish you had those 92 minutes of your life back. Do not buy this movie. Do not watch this movie. Avoid this movie like the plague.
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Summary: As Funny as a Transurethral Resection!
Review: -50 stars!
I bought this movie expecting to be entertained with outragous skits and high hilarity. I like offensive humor, and I even appreciate crude and disgusting humor. After all, I am a guy. But the key word is HUMOR, which is harder to find in this tripe than Iraqi weapons of mass destruction. Lets put it bluntly. This movie is not funny. It isn't funny in droves! It isn't even amusing. In fact, it is about as funny as the black plague sweeping through Europe. Hitler rolling into Poland was funnier! Some of America's fastest rising young has-beens are showcased in a film of such meteoric banality as serve a fitting match for their mediocre talent. Slash, Joey Buttafuoco and Gena Lee Nolin show no talent whatsoever! Reaching the end of talent long before their time, they have committed career suicide to ensure they never work in this town again! Astonishingly, Michael Clarke Duncan also appears in this miasma. He has evidently tired of Oscar nominations (Green Mile) or great roles such as in Armageddon or Daredevil, and opted to castrate his future prospects by diving into the shallow end of the gene-pool! Some of the concepts could have been great, could have been hilarious, but simply fell flat due to miserable and juvenille direction under the amaturish incompetence of Vince Offer. Scene after tedious scene revells in pointlessness, long after any possible humor value has evaporated into a lackluster blend of tiresome monotony and pathetic knavery. Timing is the hallmark of good comedy, and it is absolutely nonexistent throughout this cavalcade of ineptitude. This movie is a feckless journey into a talentless world of incapacity and fallow imagination. So, to summarize, this movie is stupid, frivolous, immature, mindless, dim witted, slow, banal, dull (monotonously so!), unintelligent and wholly lacking in talent, direction, and saddled with a script that could easily have been written by schoolboys who have suffered devastating brain damage. It is obtuse, simple-minded and artless. It is all these things and more.
It is not, however, even remotely humorous, which is a tragic handicap for a comedy. It never hits on comedic value even by accident. This film is about as funny as receiving a diagnosis of cancer. It is not nearly as funny as mad cow disease, and less enjoyable than an asteroid impacting earth. Note for Skeet Shooters: This film can serve at least one good purpose, on DVD, should you run out of clay pidgeons. The Undergound Comedy is actually far worse than other films I have panned. It is only half as good as Gerry, a quarter as good as Hick Trek, and falls short of Plan 9 from Outer Space by a quantum factor of ten! In short, this DVD now serves as a $20 dollar coaster on my coffee table.
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Summary: possibly the most derivitive film ever
Review: The writer/director of this film should slit his wrists, it is the worst comedy that I've ever seen in my entire life and verging on the worst movie ever.... and I'm including pulp horror and all manner of trash like that. Not only is it utterly idiotic... it's just plain boring, which is the worst crime that a movie can commit. It's not even offensive as the film so boldly claims that it is, just dumb, half retarded, possibly with a hint of downsyndrome.
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Summary: Um, yeah...
Review: I thought this video was gonna be hilarious, but yeah...it really wasnt. It's just random, its not worth the 18 bucks you spend on it. There are parts that made me just laugh my ass off, but those were few and FAR between. If you smoke weed, maybe this would be funny when you're high. I'm gonna do a test run when you're drunk...I'll let you know...
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