Slam Dunk Ernest

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Summary: The worst Ernest movie.
Review: I found the magic sneeakers plot very stupid. I'm sorry Jim (may you rest in peace), but this one was one I looked forward too and it was a let down. But I'l still watch it, just because it's an Ernest movie. Sorry Mr./Mrs. [e-mail], but in case you haven't heard, Jim Varney died earlier this year. I know it's sad, I'm still mourning over it. Maybe the people who made the Ernest movies will come to their senses and rerelease the Ernest movies in his memory. Or maybe he finished Ernest the Pirate before he died and release that.

Rating:
Summary: The worst Ernest movie.
Review: I found the magic sneeakers plot very stupid. I'm sorry Jim (may you rest in peace), but this one was one I looked forward too and it was a let down. But I'l still watch it, just because it's an Ernest movie. Sorry Mr./Mrs. [e-mail], but in case you haven't heard, Jim Varney died earlier this year. I know it's sad, I'm still mourning over it. Maybe the people who made the Ernest movies will come to their senses and rerelease the Ernest movies in his memory. Or maybe he finished Ernest the Pirate before he died and release that.

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Summary: The pits
Review: I'm a bona-fide Ernest fan. But if I had seen this movie first, I probably would never have seen another Ernest movie. It's just not funny. Jim Varney's talents are wasted, and nobody else in this movie had any talent to begin with.

For those looking for great Ernest, check out "Ernest Rides Again", "Ernest Goes to Camp" or "Ernest Goes to Jail."

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Summary: Ernst Rules!!!!!!
Review: My daughter is probly Jim Varneys biggest fan. She dressed up in a wedding dress at the age of 2 yrs old and was waiting for Ernst to get out of Jail so he could marry her. She is now 11 yrs old and she just found her Dad dead last year, it is my desire to find out Jim Varney's address so that she could write her dream man and maybe get her dream come true-a letter from the man of her life. She is true blue to him. Has all of his movies memorized. Please someone help me find Jim Varney's address, please!!!!! My e-mail is [e-mail] Please make my baby's dream come true her birthday is Oct 6th and I would like to supprise her by then! Thanks

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Summary: BAD compared to his earlier movies
Review: Slam Dunk Ernest isn't that good, it's a total disapointment compared the Ernest Saves Christmas and Ernest Goes to Jail (my favorite Ernest movie). But it does have some funny parts but the bad parts are when Ernest's girlfriend doesn't turn out the way she seems and when the basketball players are mean to Ernest. Only recommended to diehard Ernest fans.

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Summary: Morality play
Review: This is the most moralistic of Ernest's films. In this film, Ernest is a night janitor at a shopping mall, who wants to join the basketball team that his fellow janitors play on. Naturally, given Ernest's uncommon ineptitude, the other fellows don't want him anywhere near the court, never mind letting him join the team. But a heavenly basketball angel (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) drops by with some shoes that give Ernest the edge. Success quickly goes to Ernest's head. He finally gets his girl, but she doesn't quite turn out to be the sweetheart that he had in mind. To save the day this time, Ernest has to make up his mind about what is really important in life.

This movie focuses relentlessly on how decisions affect the lives of the characters. Each of the main characters, Ernest, his girl friend, his buddy on the team, and the buddy's five-year-old son are forced to face the consequences of the decisions that they make. There aren't many super-hilarious scenes in this movie, but I still find it great to have around the house. My 85 year-old grandmother loves it because of its religious themes as well as the lack of sex, violence, or bad language. And my 4 year-old niece loves it, too.

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Summary: Morality play
Review: This is the most moralistic of Ernest's films. In this film, Ernest is a night janitor at a shopping mall, who wants to join the basketball team that his fellow janitors play on. Naturally, given Ernest's uncommon ineptitude, the other fellows don't want him anywhere near the court, never mind letting him join the team. But a heavenly basketball angel (Kareem Abdul-Jabbar) drops by with some shoes that give Ernest the edge. Success quickly goes to Ernest's head. He finally gets his girl, but she doesn't quite turn out to be the sweetheart that he had in mind. To save the day this time, Ernest has to make up his mind about what is really important in life.

This movie focuses relentlessly on how decisions affect the lives of the characters. Each of the main characters, Ernest, his girl friend, his buddy on the team, and the buddy's five-year-old son are forced to face the consequences of the decisions that they make. There aren't many super-hilarious scenes in this movie, but I still find it great to have around the house. My 85 year-old grandmother loves it because of its religious themes as well as the lack of sex, violence, or bad language. And my 4 year-old niece loves it, too.

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Summary: Slam Dunk Ernest
Review: This is the second best Ernest film in my opinion, actually, probably a tie for first with Ernest Scared Stupid. Ernest P. Worrell finds a pair of sneakers that enable him to dunk like Shaq. This movie is a must see for everyone. Buy a couple of copies for this low price.

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Summary: WELL, WHAT DO YOU REALLY EXPECT?
Review: THIS TIME, ERNEST [JIM VARNEY] IS A SHOPPING MALL JANITOR WHO DREAMS OF BEING A BASKETBALL PLAYER, BUT HE HAS ABSOLUTELY NO SKILLS IN THE GAME WHATSOEVER. UNTIL, HE FINDS A PAIR OF SHOES THAT ENABLE HIM TO POSESS PERFECT SKILLS. WELL, IT'S NOT MUCH. BUT, IT'S A DEFINITE STEP UP FROM ERNEST GOES TO SCHOOL. FORMER NBA SUPERSTAR KAREEM ABDUL JABAR APPEARS IN THIS MOVIE AS A BASKETBALL PLAYER. UP BY THIS TIME, ERNEST MOVIES STOPPED GOING TO THEATRES AND IT BECAME APPARENT THAT THE SERIES IS GETTING OLD. FOLLOWED BY ERNEST GOES TO AFRICA.