Semi-Tough

Rating:
Summary: Semi-Tough
Review: NORTH DALLAS 40

BY PETER GENT (1973)

FILM STARRING NICK NOLTE AND MAC DAVIS (1978)

SEMI-TOUGH

BY DAN JENKINS

FILM STARRING BURT REYNOLDS, KRIS KRISTOFERSON AND JILL CLAYBURGH (1975)

Some great sports books are terrible films, such as Dan Jenkins' riotous Semi-Tough, which was a clunker 1975 film starring Burt Reynolds, Kris Kristoferson and the abysmal Jill Clayburgh. Then there are great sports books that make pretty good films, as is the case with Peter Gent's North Dallas 40. The 1978 film, starring Nick Nolte, was about as good as sports movies got in that era. Subsequent efforts have raised the bar, but despite some hokiness, good acting and story development hold it up.

North Dallas 40 followed the same pattern as Semi-Tough, depicting in semi-fictional manner the intertwining of football, manhood and Texas. These are probably the two best football novels ever written; both are raw, funny and sexy. North Dallas 40 takes the story one step further, by introducing tragedy and pathos. Today, every Tom, Dick and Harry loves to pretend they know The Bard, and would say this book was Shakespearean. I would not go that far, but it is good! Finally, North Dallas 40 is the third of the great "tell-all" sports books of the 1970s. Before North and Semi, there was Jim Bouton's Ball Four.

North Dallas 40 unsuccessfully tries to pass off an opening disclaimer that the characters are fictional. Forget about it. Phil Elliott is Peter Gent, a Dallas Cowboy's wide receiver in the 1960s. B.A. is Tom Landy, the Cowboys legendary coach. Seth Maxwell is Don Meredith, their quarterback from 1960 to 1968 (some tried to say he was Craig Morton, but he is "Dandy Don"). Thomas Richardson is Duane Thomas, the surly black militant Dallas running back and star of the 1972 Super Bowl. Conrad Hunter is straight-arrow owner Clint Murchison, Art Hartman is Roger Staubach, and Jo Bob Williams is probably Bob Lilly.

It is a simple enough tale of a week in Elliott's life, preparing with his team for a pivotal game against Fran Tarkenton's New York Giants at Yankee Stadium (circa 1969). Elliott is a rebel, a malcontent, a non-conformist, a drug addict, an alcoholic, a bi-curious womanizer, an atheist, maybe a Communist, and a clutch wide receiver. He is appealing in that "bad boy" way that we love dark characters, like Paul Newman in "Hud". He is having an affair with the fiancée of the owner's younger brother, all the while soothing his terrible aches and bodily pains with a variety of pills, booze and pot. His pot-smoking partner is Maxwell.

B.A. is a straight-arrow Christian who cannot understand why everybody cannot be like that. He also has no personal feelings for his players, all of whom he motivates by mixing an even dose of fear, loathing, intimidation and pain. Much of Landry's "plastic computer coach" reputation stemmed from this book. Maxwell is not anybody's friend, but rather a totally self-centered genius leader on a football field. Elliott gets hooked up with the lovely Charlotte Caulder, and after the loss to the Giants, he is ex-communicated from the club for smoking pot. Maxwell's pot smoking is conveniently overlooked. Elliott's real crime is sleeping with the fiancée of Conrad's brother.

In the book, when he returns to Charlotte, he finds that she and her black lover have been killed in a grisly love triangle murder. The film, featuring the brooding Nolte at his anti-social best, and an excellent "good ol' boy" performance from Davis, steers from this hole and leaves us with the memory of Phil as victim of corporate hypocrisy.

Semi-Tough is much lighter, filled with sex, semi-macho Texas homilies, and Jenkins at his pure funniest. It is the story of three childhood friends. Billy Clyde Puckett (Reynolds) and Shake Tiller (Kristoferson) are superstar football players with the New York Giants who played together in high school in Ft. Worth, Texas, then at T.C.U.. Barbara Jane Bookman has been with them every step of the way since kindergarten. The film is destroyed by Clayburgh's portrayal. In the book, she is described as Pamela Anderson fine. In 1975 Loni Anderson might have cut the mustard. Okay, her character had depth, so they needed an actress, but Clayburgh was semi-pretty at the very best. The idea that men would fall for her in the manner required is ludicrous.

The book succeeds because it can meander in and out of Billy Clyde's fervent imagination, making full use of his storytelling skills. Billy Clyde describes writing Semi-Tough while Jenkins writes Semi-Tough, all during the week leading up to the Giants Super Bowl match-up with the Jets at the Los Angeles Coliseum.

Films, which require a tight, three-act structure, fail when they meander, as this one does. All the sight gags that Jenkins has the reader rolling in the aisles over are duds on the screen. Nevertheless, three out of four ain't bad.

Rating:
Summary: Just how bad can it get?
Review: Quick review: A hilarious book by a talented writer gets hijacked by movie producers bent on riding the success of "North Dallas Forty." Other than the character names, I swear they made this one up as they went along. No similarity to the book at all. Ever had a friend who thought he was funny but really only embarassed those around him with some pathetic anticdote? They made a movie about him. Semi-tough makes Smokey and the Bandit II look like Smokey and the Bandit I. Burn it!

Rating:
Summary: Just how bad can it get?
Review: Quick review: A hilarious book by a talented writer gets hijacked by movie producers bent on riding the success of "North Dallas Forty." Other than the character names, I swear they made this one up as they went along. No similarity to the book at all. Ever had a friend who thought he was funny but really only embarassed those around him with some pathetic anticdote? They made a movie about him. Semi-tough makes Smokey and the Bandit II look like Smokey and the Bandit I. Burn it!

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Summary: Semi-Terrible
Review: Quite simply one of the worst abominations to come out of Hollywood in the 70's, or in the last 50 years for that matter. Dan Jenkin's novel was a classic, as all his series are, but there is little resemblence here. Except it vaguely has something to do with football. Reynolds and Kristofferson were perfectly cast and perfectly misused in the parts of Billy Clyde and Shake Tiller. Jenkin's vision of Barbara Jane Bookman, a "goddess", is translated here to Jill Clayburgh...need I expand on that? A 5 on either the Puckett scale, or the movie scale. Dreamer Tatum is now a quarterback, not a headhunter playing the safety position. On and on. Brian Dennehy's TJ Lambert is nothing but an obnoxious fat guy, and Bert Convey may go down in history as one of the most irritating actors of all time...next to James Woods. In fact, James Woods would have been a better alternative for the role of Friedrich, "BEAT" Director.

Billy Clyde's original diary of the week leading to the Super Bowl, with all its hilarity, has been replaced by a silly look at self-improvement fads and Gene Autry music. There is nothing interesting or funny about this movie, unless you were one of the birdbrains that got bilked out of $300 for your own "self-awareness" training back in the 70's.

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Summary: Bert Convy is Great !!
Review: This is one of his best performances,and is the highlight of the film! He was a very versatile actor! God Bless Bert!!!

Rating:
Summary: Bert Convy is Great !!
Review: This movie has nothing to do with sex or football, just timeless story of trying to get the girl.... Marketed as 'sex with a football' it missed most of the more inteligent people in the world.... this is along the lines of Leslie Nielsen or "The Gods must be Crazy" spoof movies, it is a spoof on EST, (the Forum, and other names), pyramid power, and maybe, even magnets... this is a story of getting "IT"... con-artists and all.... It has jokes on the '80s soul seeking people and the company 'self-improvement' seminars.. control by the 'master' or if you prefer, 'deep tissue' massage, anything to 'release' you from the 'bonds' of your past... If any of these sound familiar this is your movie to laugh at... they did a good job here, but then maybe only coorporate people from California will appreciate this joke on the 70s, 80s, or does it go on....? You have got to get "IT", if you don't get "IT" then you don't get "it"..... sound like a joke on religions, too?

Rating:
Summary: Semi-Tough
Review: This movie has nothing to do with sex or football, just timeless story of trying to get the girl.... Marketed as 'sex with a football' it missed most of the more inteligent people in the world.... this is along the lines of Leslie Nielsen or "The Gods must be Crazy" spoof movies, it is a spoof on EST, (the Forum, and other names), pyramid power, and maybe, even magnets... this is a story of getting "IT"... con-artists and all.... It has jokes on the '80s soul seeking people and the company 'self-improvement' seminars.. control by the 'master' or if you prefer, 'deep tissue' massage, anything to 'release' you from the 'bonds' of your past... If any of these sound familiar this is your movie to laugh at... they did a good job here, but then maybe only coorporate people from California will appreciate this joke on the 70s, 80s, or does it go on....? You have got to get "IT", if you don't get "IT" then you don't get "it"..... sound like a joke on religions, too?