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Summary: Awesome Cover, Stupid Movie!
Review: If you want to buy this film, that's cool. But don't. First of all, the only cool guy in this film is Croaker; the lead singer of Yellow Teeth. As for humor, the only comedy were the different color t-shirts Adam as wearing, not to mention the stuntman who looked nothing like the guy he was supposed to. So this movie sucks, yeah. The only thing I would pay for would be the cover and Croakus.
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Summary: It's Good!
Review: It's good. Trust me, it's good. Don't expect the high budget production values of Happy Gilmore and Billy Madison. Heh. No, but it's even cheaper than those films. It's nothing like what Adam Sandler does now, but I really dig this film. It's as good as no budget film gets without chicken killing or poop eating.
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Summary: Ha Ha huh?
Review: My roomate got this and said it stunk and gave it to me. I thought hey it's got Adam Sandler in it, i like so bad its good movies... I have nothing to do today, I'll give it a chance.It tries, it doesnt take it self seriously, it isnt supposed to be good, and it just doesnt work. On any level it just was not working. I can not see why this movie has fans besides featuring some actors early work, it does not stand as an independent work.
It does not have any humor in it, bad joke after bad joke. As for T&A (I mean it is also known as babes ahoy) there is no action going on. It was not funny, it was sad. I got it for free and I feel cheated.
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Summary: Adam is always a hottie... even if the movie isnt
Review: My roommate bought this movie for me since she knows I love Adam Sandler. We watched it one night and thought it was sort of silly. HOWEVER... at the beginning, Adam does say it isn't a 'low-budget film', it's a 'no-budget film'. You are forewarned. It didn't have much of a plot, but Adam was a terrific actor even then. I love him. Billy Zane even made a cameo appearance as King Neptune. I would give it a try.
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Summary: An interesting effort...
Review: ok... it's true...if you go into this movie expecting anything spectacular... than you will be dissapointed... but it was very clear that they weren't making it to be a great movie... it had it's entertaining moments... one liners... covers by Sandler... an interesting parody-type metal band frontman... the best part about this movie... is that you can actually see where the talent started out... it's actually cool to see how Sandler evolved... and the acting in the movie was surprisingly great... I'm surprised I haven't seen more of the actors in other movies... bottom line... it's pretty good for a bad movie... I paid six bucks for it... I spend more than that on Dr Pepper in a day...
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Summary: Blonds prefer cucumbers
Review: This is a no budget flick, not a low budget flick, a no budget flick. Burt Young gets the movie started off correctly, looking through a list of porno movies (one of which is called "Blonds prefer Cucumbers," as he assumes his role as General Noriega. I think Burt Young did a good job in this role.
I also believe Ricky Paull Goldin (The Blob), and Warren Selko were very funny as the two terrorists. I also liked Billy Zane's character, Neptune (I just believe he is an extremely under rated actor). Billy Bob Thornton makes a guest appearance in the crowd giving Sandler a hard time, and there's Allen Covert (Little Nicky, Anger Management, 50 First Dates, Mr. Deeds, Big Daddy, Waterboy, Wedding Singer, Happy Gilmore, Air Heads, etc, etc.) again, playing the bartender. How about Adam Sandler talking Milton Berle into this movie, how did that happen?
All right, all right, I think I covered the few bright spots of this movie. In the end, it's one word...bad. Adam Sandler doesn't act in this movie (it's arguable that he did in Billy Madison, but the story and situations made you laugh), he just goofs around on camera, throws out a story he probably made up in his car on the way to the cruise, and someone decided to make it a movie.
The director, Valerie Breiman, directed this movie, Casual Sex, Bikini Squad, Love & Sex, and Honey I Shrunk the Kids the TV Show. I hope that is enough to keep people away from this movie.
Even w/this movie for sale above for $.75, you'll get ripped off on the shipping, don't buy it, don't rent it, don't see it, you will hate this movie!!!!!
Grade: D
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Summary: Yeah this is great, why am I watching this?
Review: This is Adam Sandler's, scratch that, THE WORST movie of all time. It is stupid. I bought it because it was cheap and I wish I could go back in time because it was so stupid. I mean, it is one of the rare occasions I pretend I learned to read on AOL and say WTF? Don't buy this or think about it! Don't even put your mouse near the ADD TO SHOPPING CART button!
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Summary: THIS MOVIE IS GREAT
Review: This is perhaps the greatest movie I have ever watched. I watched it three times right in a row. I love it soooo much! I found my self laughing and rolling about my living room floor when I watched it for the first time. Actually every time I watch it I have the same reaction. It is just the greatest movie ever made. I suggest that everyone in the world should buy a copy of this great masterpiece. HAVE FUN LAUGHING AND ROLLING IN THE FLOOR. Oh yeah...did I mention how great this movie is. Sandler's all time best. I dont see how he can or will ever top this one!
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Summary: dicky diamond makes the movie
Review: This movie is mad funny!!! Dicky Diamond makes the movie...Sandler's alright...Its really funny to see him so young. This flick gets 5 stars.
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Summary: Funnier than Mixed nuts
Review: This movie was not the best I've seen, but its got some really funny parts in it. Lots of his fans don't like it probably because he doesn't act retarded like he does a lot. Which I'm not saying is bad, but I don't understand what was wrong with him in Mixed Nuts. He was much more like a comedian in this film.
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