Scenes from a Mall

Rating:
Summary: pretty good considering the cast
Review: this film is about a husband(Woody Allen) and a Wife(Bette Midler) that go to a trendy mall and reveal some deep and dark secrets to each other

I liked this film because it was differnt from alot of comedys it is set in a mall for god's sake, where they shop and tell secrets to each other.

Rating:
Summary: The best comedy EVER! Scenes from a Mall
Review: This is the best comedy in the world! Bette Midler and Woody Allen are great. Scenes from a Mall has everything. Heart warming, sad, funny, hilarious!, even happy scenes. It has a weird and odd original idea to it, and that is what I love best about it! BUY IT BUY IT! Scenes from a Mall will not let you down.

Rating:
Summary: The best comedy EVER! Scenes from a Mall
Review: This is the best comedy in the world! Bette Midler and Woody Allen are great. Scenes from a Mall has everything. Heart warming, sad, funny, hilarious!, even happy scenes. It has a weird and odd original idea to it, and that is what I love best about it! BUY IT BUY IT! Scenes from a Mall will not let you down.

Rating:
Summary: Tedium! Aisle 6!
Review: Three cheers and an unlimited mall shopping gift certificate to whomever can sit though this stale, bland, virtually humorless, endless piece of crap. Could the dialogue be any duller? Could the 2 stars be more mismatched? I live near one of the 2 malls used for filming and even that tiny tidbit couldn't get me through this tedious mess. Could either of them have had any idea as to what they were in for? I hope this is a product of bad editing and writing since I want to give Woody and Bette a fair shake for trying hard.

Go to the mall on the busiest day of the year for more laughs and insight.

Rating:
Summary: Brilliant Film
Review: Woody Allen and Bette Midler play an afluent married couple with teenage children. He is a lawyer, she a celebrated Psychiatrist with a bestselling book. The two stars cover about 80% of the picture either talking to each other, an unseen person the phone or themselves. They could not appear any more selfish, superficial than perceived here.

On their 16th wedding anniversary (with big plans for a celebration) both confess to the other their affairs. Halfway into the film, I wanted them to get a damn devorce and get it over with. These two quickly turn from annoying to totally unbearable. Only one thing would be worse than watching this nonsense: Being one of the two characters. Sad!

Allen and Middler are Superstars who need not waste their talents on such stupid material. Are they selling out, or why would they do this to their solid fan base? Please, don't offend my intelligence like this ever again!

Rating:
Summary: Unnecessary and Unfunny - Wasted Stars!
Review: Woody Allen and Bette Midler play an afluent married couple with teenage children. He is a lawyer, she a celebrated Psychiatrist with a bestselling book. The two stars cover about 80% of the picture either talking to each other, an unseen person the phone or themselves. They could not appear any more selfish, superficial than perceived here.

On their 16th wedding anniversary (with big plans for a celebration) both confess to the other their affairs. Halfway into the film, I wanted them to get a damn devorce and get it over with. These two quickly turn from annoying to totally unbearable. Only one thing would be worse than watching this nonsense: Being one of the two characters. Sad!

Allen and Middler are Superstars who need not waste their talents on such stupid material. Are they selling out, or why would they do this to their solid fan base? Please, don't offend my intelligence like this ever again!

Rating:
Summary: Scenes from a mad marriage - comedy that works!
Review: Yes, it's hard to believe that 'nervous' Woody Allen and 'brassy' Bette Middler would ever tie the knot but their characters have done here - to consistent comic effect! They play a yuppie couple who spend a day at an L.A mall preparing for their anniversary celebration. What works here is how quickly the tone of the couples relationship changes when either party reveal a secret. One minute it's "I adore you" and the next "I hope you die in hell!". There are plenty of laughs here and both stars are in top form. It's not a comedy with much depth or insight like Bette's "Beaches" or Woody's "Manhattan" but it scores well in a mainstream movies most important category - entertainment!