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Summary: Silly Fun with a dash of Heart
Review: As a diehard Michael Madsen fan, I'm always looking for Michael's latest and when I stumbled on this title, I did a double-take. Madsen in a vampire comedy?Don't expect Nosferatu but this movie is a solid hour and a half entertainment. Overall, the movie is oddball and funny but the real news is Madsen is hilarious playing a character unlike his typical gangster/cop roles. You have to get this movie just to see him in zebra pajamas mugging in a bathroom. Anyway, the movie is cute and charming on its own -- the lead dude who plays the main vampire is excellent -- and I would recommend for this reason alone. But Madsen's role here is what gets the movie an easy 4 stars from me. Wonder why Madsen doesn't mention this movie on this website -- he is a total riot in it.
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Summary: Good choice -- especially for Michael Madsen fans
Review: As a diehard Michael Madsen fan, I'm always looking for Michael's latest and when I stumbled on this title, I did a double-take. Madsen in a vampire comedy? Don't expect Nosferatu but this movie is a solid hour and a half entertainment. Overall, the movie is oddball and funny but the real news is Madsen is hilarious playing a character unlike his typical gangster/cop roles. You have to get this movie just to see him in zebra pajamas mugging in a bathroom. Anyway, the movie is cute and charming on its own -- the lead dude who plays the main vampire is excellent -- and I would recommend for this reason alone. But Madsen's role here is what gets the movie an easy 4 stars from me. Wonder why Madsen doesn't mention this movie on this website -- he is a total riot in it.
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Summary: Silly Fun with a dash of Heart
Review: I give it 5 for originalty and a 4 for entertainment value. Great role by Michael Madsen as a mafia-like vampires who plays the lead character's "Sponsor." There are titles cards that introduce the "12 Steps" of being in Vampires Anonymous -- very funny.
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Summary: Silly Fun with a dash of Heart
Review: I give it 5 for originalty and a 4 for entertainment value. Great role by Michael Madsen as a mafia-like vampires who plays the lead character's "Sponsor." There are titles cards that introduce the "12 Steps" of being in Vampires Anonymous -- very funny.
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Summary: A happy suprise!
Review: I thought, judging by the title, that this movie was going to be lame. But, I am a sucker for vampire movies (no pun intended) so I watched it and was pleasantly suprised by the quality. The satire of the infamous "12 step program" is an absolute riot. "Apologize to those you've maimed, killed, or debaucherized." HA! Anyone who enjoys a humorous story with a few major quirks should really check this one out. Michael Madsen is great as a vampire trying to kick his human blood addiction by preying on local livestock instead. Several sheep jokes later ("Beware of the sheep shagger") he falls in love with a local girl. But when he "falls off the wagon" a professional vamp slayer comes looking for him. Good stuff!
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Summary: A happy suprise!
Review: I thought, judging by the title, that this movie was going to be lame. But, I am a sucker for vampire movies (no pun intended) so I watched it and was pleasantly suprised by the quality. The satire of the infamous "12 step program" is an absolute riot. "Apologize to those you've maimed, killed, or debaucherized." HA! Anyone who enjoys a humorous story with a few major quirks should really check this one out. Michael Madsen is great as a vampire trying to kick his human blood addiction by preying on local livestock instead. Several sheep jokes later ("Beware of the sheep shagger") he falls in love with a local girl. But when he "falls off the wagon" a professional vamp slayer comes looking for him. Good stuff!
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Summary: Fun, romantic, and a satisfying ending
Review: I waited three years to see this film and I was not disappointed--sweet, fun, good triumphs over evil, and the ending is great! I loved it :) For all Paul Popowich/Twice In A Lifetime fans this is a must have. I hope to see more of his work in the future.
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Summary: Fun, romantic, and a satisfying ending
Review: I waited three years to see this film and I was not disappointed--sweet, fun, good triumphs over evil, and the ending is great! I loved it :) For all Paul Popowich/Twice In A Lifetime fans this is a must have. I hope to see more of his work in the future.
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Summary: Not really that funny....
Review: Vampires Anonymous is a low budget flick about a vampire-who after accidentally killing his girlfriend- seeks assistance from a local Vampire 12-step program to overcome his addiction to human blood.
While I thought Vampires Anonymous would be a funny film about vampires it turned out to be quite silly. Perhaps it was the low budget filming, that stupid motor-cycle with fourteen mirrors on it the 'hero' rides, or the really lame dialog, but I just didn't find Vampire's Anonymous to be funny. If bad acting, and stupid gags about sheep are your bag, you'll like Vampires Anonymous. Otherwise, I'd stick with halfway decent vampire flicks like like Underworld or Blade
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Summary: Not really that funny....
Review: Vampires Anonymous is a low budget flick about a vampire-who after accidentally killing his girlfriend- seeks assistance from a local Vampire 12-step program to overcome his addiction to human blood.
While I thought Vampires Anonymous would be a funny film about vampires it turned out to be quite silly. Perhaps it was the low budget filming, that stupid motor-cycle with fourteen mirrors on it the 'hero' rides, or the really lame dialog, but I just didn't find Vampire's Anonymous to be funny. If bad acting, and stupid gags about sheep are your bag, you'll like Vampires Anonymous. Otherwise, I'd stick with halfway decent vampire flicks like like Underworld or Blade
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