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Summary: THE GREATEST MOVIE EVER
Review: Oh boy, I haven't laughed that hard since i was a little girl. That movie was non stop laughter. These guys are pure geniuses. I knew the movie would be funny, but not as funny as i thought it was like 10x funnier. It's great for people of all ages. It's 90 minutes of non-stop laughter. From the Opening-to the end credits the movie was hilarious. I have seen it 5 times and every time i go it gets funnier. You better go see it.
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Summary: A raunchy, laugh-out-loud fun fest!
Review: Being a fan of the show on MTV, I was first in line to see the movie opening day. It made me laugh so hard I almost cried! A few scenes get a little out of hand, even for me and you very well may have to avert your eyes while one jackass eats a yellow snowcone and another takes a ... in a display toliet at a hardware store, BUT over all, it is the funniest movie you will see all year, maybe ever! The hilarious factor is off the charts!! See it today, I insist!! Even if you don't think it is funny, Johnny Knoxville is gorgeous enough to make you forget you just saw a guy snort wasabi up his nose :) ENJOY!
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Summary: Funniest film since..... ever!
Review: You can't say there has been any other film that has made you laugh so hard your stomach hurts, pee your pants, and almost puked all of laughter! There is no other movie that will make you laugh harder, see it. One piece of advice though: This is not for the faint of heart. And if you think this is bad, try watching that Steve-O DVD! But this is funnier than CKY2k, despite many nay-sayers, I AM RIGHT! DO NOT DENY IT! And the opening scene made me tear up of happiness and laughter, it is truely a dream come true to see Jackass: The Movie, seriously.
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Summary: Sophomoric, BUT we laughed like 10th graders!!!
Review: It's crude, appalling and amateurish. But there are many shining moments! Johnny Knoxville and his band of merry morons take you straight to the depths of human stupidity and way across the boundaries of taste! But it's not suitable for children of ANY age! Steve-O is then most egregious offender (although it's a close contest!) in this depraved, disgusting foul-fest! It would have been great if there were more contributions from 'Wee Man', the resident dwarf. This is definitely entertainment at its basest, but some of it was still pretty hilarious!
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Summary: Funniest Movie of the Year!!
Review: Jackass: The Movie was not only funny, but brilliantly creative. How can you mix Johnny Knoxville and Bam Margera and not get a great movie? I recommend this movie to die-hard fans of the show but also to anyone who wants a good laugh. If you have never seen the show before, or even if you have and you hated it, give this movie a chance before you say no! You'll regret not seeing this movie!
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Summary: HAHAHA!
Review: I guess that's all I can say :). This was, without a doubt, the BEST movie of 2002 along with Orange County and Austin Powers 3. So many funny parts I don't know where to start- I liked the "Yellow snow cone", the "wedgie", the golf carts, the "toy car", and hearing Bam Margera's mom [swear] was a pleasure :). and nothing's more fun than watching Bam torture his dad with fireworks in the middle of the night. :) And of course, watching Johnny Knoxville get beat up by a Japanese female wrestler, HAHAHAHA, never laughed that hard in a theater since I first saw the South Park movie. PLEASE, see this movie- This is WAY better than any of the CKY movies(I like CKY too, but this outrules em big time!)
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Summary: I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
Review: I literally had tears running down my face! This is sort of the live-action "Beavis and Butt-head": guys going around doing the dumbest things for no apparent reason other than to numb their feelings of boredom. The odd thing about it is how these guys seem to actually enjoy hurting themselves! It's amazing to me how a guy can sit there and laugh as a friend hurts himself. What's even more amazing to me is that these guys put themselves through torturous things that most of us couldn't do to ourselves, or even watch (there was one scene in this movie that I myself could not watch), and yet they laugh while doing it! Whatever the analysis, whatever the deeper meaning (and, yes, I *do* think there is some deeper meaning here; challenging one's body and pushing it to its limit often has spiritual connotations), it's funny has [heck]. Analysis can be fun; but JACKASS is funner.
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Summary: Geez it's just a movie
Review: Jackass the movie was the only movie I have seen where not only I laughed the entire length of the movie, but so did everyone in the theater. It lived up to it's purpose; to make all of the people in the world who have *some* sense of humor laugh for about 2 hours straight. From beginning to end, it was a riot. A lot of the other reviews went into depth on the content of the show, so I wont waste yours (or my) time doing that also. I am a 20 year old female, and I took my 16 year old brother to the movie. Both of us are avid Jackass fans and watched it on MTV every Sunday night. All of the people who condemn the show or movie, saying it's bringing the "youth of America down," Get a grip! What do you think all of the action movies killing people, and romance movies getting sluty are doing to the world?? Watch a little kid; someone getting hurt makes them laugh. Like that Part in the movie "Big Daddy." watching people do crazy things has always interested people of all cultures, race, whatever. Take the movie at what it is: COMEDY and leave all thought process behind. IT'S JUST A MOVIE NOT LIFE AND DEATH. Live on Jackass!
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Summary: Sophomoric, Crude and absolutely Inspired!!!
Review: jackass is the funniest movie I have seen in years!! Be warned - you will not enjoy this film if you are an uptight, haughty or aloof pogue who cannot unwind your mind for a few minutes. Lighten up, go see it with an open mind and you will be howling with laughter. Think of Super Dave Osbourne on amphetamines. Johnny Knoxville and team are absolute physical comedy geniuses. Henry Rollins has a hilarious cameo. Not recommended for the squeamish. Be sure and get a sno-cone before the movie!!!
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Summary: I was too embarrassed to get up and walk out
Review: ... so I ended up seeing more of this movie than I should have. I expected to see pranks like the Rent-A-Car demolition derby , or blowing the horn at golfers when they tee off . Or the type of stunts after which you go "what was that guy thinking" , like the one when the guy gets shot in the abdomen . For the record , I think it's stupid as hell , but if that's what they want to do with their body, and since they (obviously) suffer the consequences , I say : more power to them! That's what a jackass does!
But I wasn't prepared for the close-ups of one of them crapping into his pants in front of the camera, or the guy chewing, and swallowing snow imbibed with his urine . I would have thought it was funny (even if gross) if he was somehow tricked into doing it, but that obviously wasn't the case ... this guy was swallowing urine deliberately , and I was paying to see it! My only excuse is I didn't know it was coming! What sort of a professional is in charge of approving footage like that to be showed to human audiences ? I'm not a prude, and I know there's stuff out there on VHS that's a lot more offensive , but this is mass entertainment (no pun intended)! Is this how low the standards have sunk? I was glad when it was over , and on my way out I looked around to see if anybody saw me come out of the theatre. I was ashamed to be part of this , and I'm disappointed with myself for unwittingly contributing to whatever financial success this movie(?) may attain . Take my advice, DON'T GO ! You won't be missing anything ! It's not half as funny as it is GROSS , REPULSIVE , and DEMEANING .
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